Kirk or Picard?

I remember one long summer that I was forced to watch ST:TNG

Gather round kiddies and Ol' Birkin will tell you.

The year was 1999! it was a fucking hot summer, and our cable had been clipped...
I remember it like it was yesterday, for three agonizing months, I was forced to watch
the precious few local channels that we had access to. Fox 43, Wb 20/The Wb/etc...
Abc and that fucking PBS no one ever watches.

I was in my late night prime, I could stay up for days on end without feeling exhausted....

*mumbles and snorts as he dozes off*

Yes, 1999 was wonderful, wasn't it? I got my first rifle around then*. I shot the fuck out of many a critter that year.

* Technically I got it Christmas** of '98, but I didn't shoot the thing until it got warmer outside.

** The box it came in said "From Santa." I lol'd.

u bitches are off topic get back to it

I'm not very fond of football. Thoughts?

Football is pretty boring...

*<3's football*

I don't like the idea of having a bunch of huge, sweaty men grabbing at me trying to get my balls so that they can score with them.

I'm surprised it's as popular as it is in the homophobic south.

play rugby in rugby u dont ware armour like a fag

The armor keeps the big, sweaty, ball-hungry men from touching you directly.

Rugby? no thanks.

in rugby we dont touch each other unless we jumping on them to get the ball or in a scrum

No. It's a contact sport. Touching happens.

not the way trigger going on about

What about Janeway? Or that other guy, the one that sucks?

They aren't popular enough to matter!

Neither are you!

Trigger wrote:

Neither are you!

*smacks Trigger with a newspaper*

Bad Trig. Now hug Pengy until he is satisfied, a suiting punishment for this conversation.

D=<

*Tosses Pengy from the train*

Since when did we get a train?

October 17, 1987 if memory serves.

It is a very nice train, to be fair.

*hits ground at a high speed and dies*

*clones several more copies of Penguin*

We're at 864 now!

*noms copies of peng*

Nope, back at one.