Operation Snow White

The Plan:
Some time during the 1970s, the Church of Scientology decided that they'd had enough. Their religion about magic space aliens in a volcano wasn't getting the same respect as the religion about the magic bearded man whose dad made us all out of mud 6,000 years ago. Instead of converting to a slightly less silly religion, they did what any of us would have done and decided to destroy every single document that made their religion look bad, presumably including a trip into the future to destroy every copy of Battlefield Earth.


How did that work out?
Disturbingly well, at least for a little while. Apparently, the Church of Scientology managed to perform the largest infiltration of the United States government in history. Ever. With all the people who have wanted to get their dirty little hands on incriminating records, the United States of America was finally duped by the people who came up with Dianetics. So those billions of dollars we put into national security annually are clearly well spent.

Anyway, somewhere around 5,000 of Scientology's crack commandos wiretapped and burglarized various agencies. They stole hundreds of documents, mainly from the IRS. No critic was spared, and in the end, 136 organizations, agencies and foreign embassies were infiltrated.

When all of this hit the fan, the Church naturally denied it. Then they kidnapped one of the operatives arrested for stealing documents and prevented him from testifying. These days, the Church of Scientology generally refuses to talk about Operation Snow White, except to say that they "purged" those who were involved. They won't say what the guilty parties were involved in, and those who were purged still hold high ranking offices in the Church, but goddamn it, they were purged for their involvement.

That's why Buddhism is the ultimate religion.

You can say that your religion is better that ours, and we'll agree with you.

Also, we have something on the Jewish community. They are always like, "Oh! We were forced into ovens and burned to death!"

I always reply, "You're lazy! Buddhists set THEMSELVES ON FIRE."

Where you also gassed and experimented on.

Not to mention the slave labor of building the pyramids.

Z 1 wrote:

Where you also gassed and experimented on.

Not to mention the slave labor of building the pyramids.

Everyone who wasn't Egyptian was put to work on the Pyramids. They were white, black, asian...

The same thing with the Gladiators. Just walking down the road you could be kidnapped and sold into slavery.

though the amount of evidence that slaves really did make the pyramids are in question

there are new discoveries that they are not slaves but etc etc that I don't care much