I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my Nemesis from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
He did the mash
It was a viral smash
He did the mash
It spread in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the mansion east
To the master bedroom where the zombies feast
The survivors all came from their humble abodes
To get dose from my microbe
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
They did the mash
It was a viral smash
They did the mash
It spread in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The B.O.W's were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Alexia
Alexander and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Wesker on chains, backed by his infected hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The leaping-licker Five"
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a viral smash
They they played the mash
It spread on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Spencer's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my global conquest?"
It's now the monster mash
It's now the mash
And its a viral smash
It's now the mash
It's spread in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Spenc's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Birkin sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can mash
You can do the monster mash
Then you can mash
You'll be a viral smash
Then you can mash
You'll spread in a flash
Then you can mash
You can do the monster mash