1. Address the figure with standard greetings like, "There's no booze here" and "Get a job". If no reply is heard, move onto the next step.
2.Extend your middle and pointer finger to create a 'V'. If it is returned, you have encountered a hippie, in which case you should summon the authorities immediately.
3. If it is not returned, extract your side arm from your purse and empty it into the figures chest. If the figure rises again, he is indeed a zombie. If it does not, contact the city to have the corpse removed.
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Zombie Survival Guide-for women Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:44 pm
Dot...Dot...Dot...
Pest02 Soldier
Gender : Number of posts : 426 Age : 33
Character Sheet Name: Frost Weapons: Samurai Edge(9mm) Items: USB necklace(Umbrella Uplink), 9mm ammo
Subject: Re: Zombie Survival Guide-for women Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:53 pm
"Looks like Susan has avoided another beating from the Mister."
:o
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Zombie Survival Guide-for women Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:03 pm
That was my least favorite part
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Zombie Survival Guide-for women Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:09 pm
That was awesome. Would watch again.
Pest02 Soldier
Gender : Number of posts : 426 Age : 33
Character Sheet Name: Frost Weapons: Samurai Edge(9mm) Items: USB necklace(Umbrella Uplink), 9mm ammo
Subject: Re: Zombie Survival Guide-for women Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:32 pm
With all the dangers in the world and the reappearance of Jen, I pronounce this a revive.
*tosses pheonix down*
Claude01 Lab Assistant
Gender : Number of posts : 53 Age : 31
Subject: Re: Zombie Survival Guide-for women Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:42 am
hmmm.......... ..........
I seriously have nothing to add
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Zombie Survival Guide-for women Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:49 pm
I am going to stab Pest in the face when he gets out of school.
Claude01 Lab Assistant
Gender : Number of posts : 53 Age : 31
Subject: Re: Zombie Survival Guide-for women Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:44 pm
Annette wrote:
I am going to stab Pest in the face when he gets out of school.
Everyone wants to get stabbed by you dear
Imp Shotgun Surgeon
Gender : Number of posts : 83 Age : 33
Subject: Re: Zombie Survival Guide-for women Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:20 pm
penetrated by a woman = not cool
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Zombie Survival Guide-for women Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:27 pm
Anonymous01 wrote:
penetrated by a woman = not cool
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Peng Spider Wizard
Gender : Number of posts : 272 Age : 30
Subject: Re: Zombie Survival Guide-for women Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:49 pm
