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PostSubject: I swear officer, that tree hit ME.   I swear officer, that tree hit ME. EmptySat Feb 07, 2009 10:46 am

I pegged some lady's tree today. She was real nice when I pulled off of her yard and tried to explain myself. I guess it was pretty evident that I am not a good driver with a stick shift.

It wasn't a real big tree, it was hardly a twig. I snapped it in two. My jeep just kinda mowed it over.

She must have been Mormon. Mormons are nice like that, and accept that things happen. I helped her stand it upright again, and kind of tape it together. It'll still grow, but it will be kind of twisty in the middle.
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PostSubject: Re: I swear officer, that tree hit ME.   I swear officer, that tree hit ME. EmptySat Feb 07, 2009 12:26 pm

I had Mormon neighbors once, they were always really happy to see me.
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PostSubject: Re: I swear officer, that tree hit ME.   I swear officer, that tree hit ME. EmptySat Feb 07, 2009 4:18 pm

they were also pedophiles.
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PostSubject: Re: I swear officer, that tree hit ME.   I swear officer, that tree hit ME. EmptySat Feb 07, 2009 4:36 pm

Nope. Just...very...happy. And smiley.
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