Best Chat Quotes (Personal lists)

Post a list of your favorite chat quotes, edit as you see fit. Try to keep it under a mile of text, though there are a loottt of good ones.



Wesker's Favorite Chat Quotes (in no specific order)



[20:53:34] @ Misdreavus : I hunger.
[20:55:09] @ Shadow Birkin : ;;_;;
[20:56:09] @ Misdreavus : ;;_;;
[20:56:39] @ Shadow Birkin : ;;_;; *chitters in spider talk*
[20:56:55] @ Misdreavus : ;;_;; *Chitters back*
[20:57:15] * Misdreavus injects Z with venom
[20:57:24] * Misdreavus wraps him up
[20:57:32] Z 1 has been disconnected on Tue May 15, 2012 8:57 pm (session timeout)
[20:57:39] * Misdreavus has finished consuming Z
[20:58:48] @ Shadow Birkin : ;;_;;*skrees in amusement at the spectacle*


[18:34:36] Trigger : That sounds about as excellent as sucking five dicks


[21:24:03] @ Wesker : Brb, chocolate milk and drugs
[21:24:03] @ Austin Powers : GOOD CHOICE


[22:45:33] Wesker joined the chat on Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:45 pm
[22:46:08] @ Wesker : OOGA CHAKA
[22:46:14] @ Wesker : OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA
[22:46:25] @ Dinobot : OOGACHAKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA!
[22:46:33] * Kanden strangles Wesker
[22:46:43] @ Wesker : I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELIN'!
[22:46:51] @ Wesker : DEEP INSIDE OF ME!
[22:47:01] @ Dinobot : take the cock out
[22:47:08] @ Dinobot : Cheesy
[22:47:12] @ Wesker : ...I will end you.
[22:48:14] Pengy : :o


[MSF] Nyctophobia: I AM GOING TO MAKE 50 AMAZON ACCOUNTS
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: IT WAS
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: WHY
[MSF] Nyctophobia: BUY 50 ROPES
[MSF] Nyctophobia: AND 50 STOOLS
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: AND?
[MSF] Nyctophobia: PEOPLE WHO ALSO BOUGHT THIS ITEM ALSO BOUGHT


[22:25:20] Pengy : I'm p. gay


[21:04:55] Triggitius : SOCK EM BOPPERS
[21:04:58] Triggitius : SOCK EM BOPPERS
[21:04:59] @ Wesker : Don't remember anything like that.
[21:05:03] @ Wesker : MORE FUN THAN
[21:05:03] Triggitius : MORE FUN THAN A PILLOW FIGHT
[21:05:05] Pengy : MORE FUN THAN
[21:05:06] @ Wesker : A PILLOW FIGHT
[21:05:09] Pengy : A PILLOW FIGHT
[21:05:11] @ Wesker : DEAR GOD
[21:05:15] Pengy : FUCK YOU
[21:05:17] @ Wesker : THAT GOT EVERYONE GOING
[21:05:18] @ Wesker : LULZ
[21:05:27] Triggitius : I love you guys.


[20:44:21] Pengy : I only watch TV on dvd format. Cheesy
[20:44:36] @ Inquisitor Valentine : may all your dvd's be stolen by niggers.
[20:44:42] Imperator has been disconnected the Sun May 01, 2011 8:44 pm (session timeout)
[20:44:50] * Inquisitor Valentine nods sagely
[20:44:55] Flock Czar Triggitius : May all your niggers be stolen by white people on boats


[06:57:16] Triggitius : SO THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY HOOD GOT FUCKED RIGHT, LEFT, AND DOWN
[06:57:24] Triggitius : SO ID LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE, JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
[06:57:40] Triggitius : I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE WEST AND ALL THE STEAMPUNK SHIT THERE
[06:57:41] Pengy : AND TELL YOU HOW I STARTED SELLIN CRACK ROCK IN BEL AIR
[06:57:48] Pengy : !!!
[06:58:16] Pengy : We were on two different paths of thought there.
[06:58:17] @ Ozymandias : lol
[06:58:33] Triggitius : IN WEST AMARILLO, BORN AND RAISED
[06:58:42] Triggitius : SPENT LOTS AND LOTS OF TIME GETTIN' TOTALLY BLAZED
[06:59:01] Imp has been disconnected the Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:59 am (session timeout)
[06:59:14] @ Z 1 : back
[06:59:16] Triggitius : CHILLIN OUT, MAXIN', RELAXIN' OFF, COOLIN' OFF
[06:59:25] Triggitius : BUILDIN' STEAMPUNK GUNDAMS OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL
[06:59:59] Pengy : Is there such a thing as steampunk gundams?
[07:00:03] Triggitius : WHEN A COUPLE OF NIGGAS, WHO WERE ACTUALLY PRETTY WELL-MEANING AS FAR AS NIGGAS GO, BUT WERE NONETHELESS UP TO NO GOOD
[07:00:11] Pengy : They would not be allowed in the world's best western
[07:00:13] Triggitius : STARTED KILLIN' PEOPLE IN MY FUCKIN' HOOD
[07:01:30] Triggitius : I GOT ON MY STEAM-POWERED BIKE WHEN MY MOM GOT RAPED
[07:01:50] Triggitius : AND SAID "FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT, I'M OFF TO BEL-AIR!"


[18:50:05] Force Commander Wesker has joined the chat on Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:50 pm
[18:50:26] Triggitius : LOOK SIRS IT IS WESKER
[18:50:36] Triggitius : LET US RISE AGAINST HIM AND RAPE HIM WITH OUR DICKS
[18:50:38] @ Force Commander Wesker : YES


[06:39:14] Triggitius : OH I WAS STROLLING THROUGH THE PARK ONE MOR-NING
[06:39:28] Triggitius : AND I WAS FEELING REALLY REALLY REALLY HOR-NY
[06:39:35] Triggitius : WHEN I WAS TAKEN BY SURPRISE
[06:39:43] Triggitius : UP THE ASS BY TWENTY GUYS
[06:39:59] Triggitius : I WAS WAS FEELING REALLY REALLY REALLY HOR-NY


[13:13:03] * Der Triggst is censored by the pope
[13:13:13] @ Albert Wesker : FUCK the pope
[13:13:20] @ Albert Wesker : Actually, no.
[13:13:24] @ Albert Wesker : Belay that order!
[13:13:32] Der Triggst : ?!
[13:13:36] * Der Triggst puts pants back on