Real T-Virus?

http://www.avon.com/1/1/5872-anew-clinical-derma-full-x3-facial-filling-serum.html

Commercial Video:



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Compare with Umbrella Corp Product
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Though I don't have the ability to watch the video, this topic title is enough to alarm me.

...Scares me.

I noticed that a while ago, scared the shit out of me because they look the same.

Theirs someone probably who makes the design who is an re fan.

Holly shit, they tested the product on the pigs, so they developed flu like symptoms, it then mutated and jumped to a few humans. Most of the infected humans will die before they get the "cure" which will turn them into B.O.W.'s.

Any of there stronger infected will stay alive longer and then the virus will fully turn them into zombies.

Where doomed.

*shivers*

Very similar. O.O

We're doomed*

I doubt it, to be honest in today's world something like that would have already happened and been dealt with.

They have the same concept. :3

We're getting pwnt by the pharmesutical companies? sounds about right?

Although AVON is NOT a pharmaceutical company...
It deals with clothes, and beauty products.


Not curing of disease, and making people younger... :3

Get all technical on me, I'll eated you with catsup.

I seen that commercial and i said HOLY FUCK!!!!!!! ITS REAL!!!! So i went out that same day and bought Dual Desert eagles, a 12g shotgun, and a .300 mag sniper all with 4k of rounds. Had the cops called on me cause of all the ammuntion. I said its a surprise present for my cousins. Their birthdays are coming up and i wanted to surprise them all with the weapons they wanted. (all total cost about $14,897.89)

Dual Desert Eagles = Fail

Recoil and Jamming is bad enough with one, let alone two. Dual Wielding anything that isn't melee is a bad idea, anyways. Unless you have amazing strength, control, accuracy, and training... then it's just gonna screw you up bad.

...In any case, I don't think it matters, as you can smell the fact that he never bought them.

Heck, in my imagination land, I can duel-wield Rocket Launchers and fire one of those Men In Black tiny guns with my little toe.

And I can smell things through the internet.

Glock anything > Desert Eagle.

Not only would you never be able to hit anything with the....
Nevermind, just scroll up and look at what Jarki said.



Btw, I'm guessing you're like FBI right? Cus...that's the only way you'd have the permits to buy that shit.


Edit: Also his age says 16...so yeah...

i doubt he bought em

Penguin Hunter wrote:

Glock anything > Desert Eagle.

Not only would you never be able to hit anything with the....
Nevermind, just scroll up and look at what Jarki said.



Btw, I'm guessing you're like FBI right? Cus...that's the only way you'd have the permits to buy that shit.

You can take some sort of test, or up here, some course, and it earns you the right to purchase, yes, purchase a permit. As long as you get like, 80% on the test I think, or complete the course up here.

And also, Glocks are amazing. Yeah, they don't have much stopping power. But who really cares? When it comes to you having to shoot another man or even a zombie, it won't matter what gun you're using. All that matters is, can you aim with it, and will you hit your target.

Though, I do love my Jericho.

Jarki wrote:

Dual Desert Eagles = Fail

Recoil and Jamming is bad enough with one, let alone two. Dual Wielding anything that isn't melee is a bad idea, anyways. Unless you have amazing strength, control, accuracy, and training... then it's just gonna screw you up bad.

I am the shit with any pistols/rifles

So am I. Well, Pistols and Knives....

But anyways, even Jack, a good friend of mine, wouldn't be able to use Dual Desert Eagles.

No one can use Dual Deagles outside of movies.

Leon wrote:

Jarki wrote:

Dual Desert Eagles = Fail

Recoil and Jamming is bad enough with one, let alone two. Dual Wielding anything that isn't melee is a bad idea, anyways. Unless you have amazing strength, control, accuracy, and training... then it's just gonna screw you up bad.

I am the shit with any pistols/rifles

You are 16 Ffs. Stop trying to impress us.

i lie about my age im older than 16

His post still stands.

Leon wrote:

i lie about my age im older than 16

You you're a child predator then? Trying to get us to believe that we are your age so we get tricked into meeting you. I shall fall for this nonsense!

Look! Shiny object! *follows shiny object without question*

Hey Pesty! Get in my van! I've got CANDY! And puppies! And other various things a standard 7 year old would like!

D:
But that's my van!