Umbrella Researcher reporting for duty

Username: Umbrella Researcher
Nickname: William Birkin
Level: 19
Class: Scientist
Weapon Build: Melee, Pistol, and either Shotgun or Explosives
Little Bit About Yourself:

I joined DF back in mid to late may of this year. This would be my second character, the first being
a Level 20 Soldier. I'm 23 and I've been a fan of the Resident Evil series for many years, not quite
obsessively but flamboyantly fanboyshly.

My favorite male character is actually Albert Wesker, while my favorite female character would be
Rebecca Chambers. I own; Zero, Re: Director's Cut, 2, 3: Nemesis, Code Veronica X, Outbreak 2.
I did have Remake and 4 but someone broke into my house and stole them ><.

My favorite monsters are Cerberus and Hunters. My favorite game is 3. My least favorite would be
4, I haven't tried 5 yet, and from what I've heard it makes Re4 look like 2. >.>

Hey, welcome to the clan. Make sure to stay away from the windows.

Windows? :o *looks around* x3 Thanks for the warm welcome Mr. Powers, Yea baby!

Sir, that phrase is trademarked. You owe me $500 now. Thanks!

Ah crap x3, can I start a tab then? I'm good for it. :3

No. If you are unable to pay, I'll just have to take an organ. Do you have a preference, or can I just take your left kidney?

I'm kind of partial to my left kidney, will the right do? :o

Nope. Now, if you want us to take your kidney out with a knife that HASN'T been rusting in the pool for about a year, that's gonna cost you another $50.

I'll take my chances with the rusty knife, I'm sure I have a tetanus vaccine laying around somewhere. What about anesthetics? pain kinda makes me queasy.

Welp, I can knock you over the head with a large frying pan if you want. But if I do that, I also have to charge an extra service fee of $100.

Seriously? $100 for hitting me in the head? That's kind of steep, what if I hit myself then?

That would be a breach in contract.

...austin im hiring you as my lawyer in future.

Oh alright then, can I at the very least get a shot of whiskey and something to bite down on?

Nope. Hell, be lucky I'm giving you this warning.

Hello, new member ^_^

I'm Wesker-X in DF, and on here I'm L.

Nice to meet you!

Well, for $99.99 you can get the Umbrella Corporation special.
Which would be a hit in the head that half knocks you out.

You might find that a better deal?

Ah, but for $120, you can get the Premioum special, in which we smother you with a pillow, then leave in in an empty room with a bear, a pineapple, and Trigger.

Nice to see you as well Wesker or rather L :3, Yea I think I like the Premium Special the best.
Hit me up with one of those

Ok, but I dont really feel liek it, so... *hits Birk in the head with a pan*

*hits the ground and writhes around in agony* Oh gawd! I thought you said you'd knock me out? Ack I think my nose is broken!

Quite your whining! I knocked you out of the square on the ground. Read the fine print.

*uses a rusty butter knife to cut out Birks left kidney*

Glck! ow, hey watch the hands there, gah! that's my liver not my kidney, did you ever take an anatomy class? Ah, there you go. *clutches wound as blood seeps out* I'm feelin kinda woozy...

*dumps salt and air into the wound* You'll be fine. Walk it off.

Welcome! Here's a map of Umbrella, so you won't get lost.