The Button Game

you die, form being hit by a shoe

i press the dont mess with my tapoic or lock it agian button

*locks the topic, pointing out it isn't yours, merely created by you*

There is a console full of buttons that spans the entire room that we are pressing buttons from. There is a single anonymous button on the floor, and an identical one on the ceiling.

I press the button on the floor.

*presses the button on the ceiling*

Yes, that's an effect, and a button press at the same time.

*presses the "oh wow that single post almost destroyed this topic" button*

*the topic is sudnly brought back to life like frankstines moster*

i press the "hot chick walking down the street" button

you see konny walking down the street and think its hot.

i press the *spell check* button

*you think the button does nothing since it was already pressed, so you press it some more, you keep pressing it never stoping to the end of your days*

i press the "its alive" button

the spell check comes alive and attacks z and makes him spell perfectly!!!!

i press the"i wish" button

*a digin shows up in front off you and grants you one wish. you wish you knew what to wish for, turns out you want a second wish.*

i press the "ding fries are done" button

you go over and take your fries out of the fryer.

i press the "uneventful" button

*nothing happens you die of old age soon after*

i press the "world war 3"
button

world war 3 breaks out. china conquers everyone because everyone else ran out of bullets.

i press the"rice is good" button

Tons of fall rice in your head. (The spelling was intentional)

I press the "Umbrella Corporation" button.

a zombie bites you and turns into zombah link!

i press the "zelda is a necro" button

*nothing happens*

i press the "nemmisis" button

your arch enemy the dictionary appears to do battle!!!

i press the"epicbattle music" button on the stereo

*pwns the dictionary*

i press the *imp is reviled to be a spelling nazi spy* button

i assasinate z for his horrible spelling.


i press the "i dissappear into the shadows" button

*nothing happens, but the enitre uc watches you strugle in a padded room agianst your straight jacket raving about killing Z 1, shaking there heads wondring what went wrong with you*

i press the "drug imp button so he doesent hurt himself or others" button

A giant needle pokes into Imp's arm, making him fall asleep forever.

I press the "Thank God that's finally dealt with" button

* i push imp into an air tight room*

i press the drafted into the imperial guard butten (look them up before postin)

You get laughed at, as you have no place there.

I press the PM button.

you send a private pm to someone, but it gets sent to every one you die of shame

i press the "point and laugh" button

Your finger gets bitten off, and spat into a jar

I press the Admin button.