"Purgatory" Sign-in (Sheet coming soon)

Originally, the God-Emperor's face was there, I think.

Now it's Obama.

Teehee.

Teehee indeed...

Just planting his face on stuff isn't that funny.


There is this one gif image though.

It's Star Wars 2 or 3, when Mace Windu attacks the Emperor but gets launched into the city.

Mace Windu was Obama, and the Emperor was Hilary Clinton.

I don't know Jen.

Thats pretty hilarious.




Now find me a picture of Dick Cheney's head over Gorgutz or an equally big Orc.

Project somewhat re-initiated.

For now, sate yourself with this. It made me lol.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Warhammer40000

And this.

1.Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter Biatches" nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
2. Orks are not "cute."
3. Thou shalt not make jokes about the Imperial Guard's weapons.
4. Thou shalt not replace the Librarian's staff with a magic wand.
5. Thou shalt not tip the Terminators over during battle.
6. Thou shalt not do Spock impersonations around Eldar.
7. C-3P0 is not a Necron ambassador.
8. You shall not dare others to eat Squigs.
9. No, you cannot "take the Titan for a spin."
10. Thou shalt not use thy multi-meltas to light campfires. (in a similar manner, thou shalt not use the Terminator Captain's chainfist to open tins of baked beans)
11. Thou shalt not bribe the Inquisitor to bring down Exterminatus on your ex-wife.
12. Thou shalt not refer to the Rhino transports as "pimp wagons," nor shalt thou use the phrase, "If the Rhino be rockin, don't come a knockin."
13. The Chapter Master is not a "drag."
14. Thou shall not use Power Swords to cut your food.
15. Thou shall not ask a Sister if you might "donate some of your own Gene-Seed."
16. Thou shall not throw soap at nurglings.
17. Thou shalt not put a "kick me" sign on the Golden Throne.
18. Thou shalt not refer to the Machine Spirit as "Cruise Control".
19. Thou shalt not stick a 'Honk if you think I'm sexy' sticker on the Sisters' Rhino.
20. Thou shalt not honk if thy sees a sticker saying 'Honk if you think I'm sexy' on a Sister's Rhino.
21. Thou shalt not unplug the Golden Throne just "for laughs".
22. Thou shalt not make the Emperor read your palms, or call upon him as "Miss Cleo".
23. Thou shall not play "tiggy" in the minefield.
24. Shooting one of your own men who looks at you funny, does not count as an “enemy casualty”.
25. Thou shalt not clog the Lasscannon tubes “just to see what happens”.
26. Thou shalt not spread cooking oil in front of a dreadnaught.
27. Thou shalt not attempt to shake the chaplain’s hand whilst wearing a powerfist.
28. Putting sand inside the terminators’ armour is not “funny”.
29. Thou shalt not refer to the standard of fortitude as a “walking stick”
30. Thou shalt not refer to the Las-pistol as a novelty cigarette lighter.
31. The earthshaker cannon is not a “hat stand” nor is the sentinel a “standard lamp”.
32. Thou shalt not use Land Raiders to "play chicken" with Imperial Guard Chimeras.
33. Thou shalt not put a "Purge me!" sign on the back of the chaplain’s armour.
34. Thou shalt not compliment the dark eldar by calling them "kinky"
35. Thou shalt not let an Ork be the designated driver
36. Thou shalt not replace the holy ungents for the machine spirit with grain alcohol
37. Thou shalt not invite a Banshee to Karaoke
38. Thou shalt not replace the O2 units on the commander’s power armour with laughing gas
39. Thou shalt not train a hormogaunt to be a watchdog
40. Thou shalt not take "old one eye" out of context...”He's in my artificer armour he.he.duh!”
41. Thou shalt not call Dark Angels "hippie alter boys"
42. Thou shalt not taunt an eldar "gee didn't these use to shoot further?"
43. Thou shalt not refer to the golden throne as "the nicest commode in the galaxy"
44. Thou shalt not attempt to offer a Carnifex a breath mint.
45. Thou shalt not throw a warp beast a dog biscuit.
46. Thou shalt not hope for mud wrestling during a witch/ sisters battle.
47. Thou shalt not ask a warlock what he wears under his robe.
48. Thou shalt not tease an inquisitor with "look sir-heretics!"
49. Thou shalt not play wack-a-mole with those little jawa-wannabe dark angel thingies.
50. Thou shalt not wear oven mitts when issued a plasma gun.
51. Thou shalt not take the rhino to procure monkish ale before filling out His Most Holy acquisitions forms.
52. Thou shalt not ask the librarian if he has records concerning Uranus.
53. Thou shalt not refer to the flamer as a “novelty toaster”
54. Thou shalt not ask the apothecary to guess what you have eaten by looking at your tongue.
55. Thou shalt not remove the motors from a terminators' suit during battle.
56. Thou shalt not point and laugh saying 'look somebody missed the toilet when battling snotlings.
57. Thou shalt not break wind in the presence of the emperor (unless properly addressed to do so)
58. Eldar helmets may not be use as hole-punches.
59. Thou shalt not refer to the daily rituals as “psychological warfare” nor shalt thou refer to the index astartes as “the book of grudges”
60. Thou shalt not say, "will someone please tell the emperor to crap or get off the throne”
61. Thou shalt not petition His Most Holy administration to make "Inquisition" an Olympic sport.
62. Thou shalt not instigate a "my Primarch could beat up your primarch" debate.
63. Thou shalt not use heavy breathing and "I am your father" as a battlecry when wielding a powersword and entering an assault
64. Thou shalt not affect a Transylvanian accent around the Blood Angels.
65. No hair pulling when enjoying brotherly contests with the space wolves.
66. Duct-taping a flamer to your boltgun does not count as a combi-weapon, and painting it pretty won't make it "master crafted"
67. Thou shalt not punt grots for pleasure.
68. Thou shalt not shout “thongs for the thong god in front of the Dark Eldar lest thou wishes to learn the true meaning of pain.
69. Thou shalt not debate the protective merits of purple spandex with the Dark Eldar.
70. Thou shalt not write theatre criticism and charge His Most Holy treasury to mail it to the harlequin.
71. Power armour never makes a sister look fat.
72. Thou shalt not laugh manically when flaming the non-believers.
73. Thou shalt not use thunderhammers to play crocket.
74. Thou shalt not start rounds of "you might be a c'tan if" while imbibing strong monkish ale.
75. Though shalt not refer to thine brethern, whom the Emperor has dictated be armed with an incendiary weapon, as a "Flamer" constantly. For this has been proven to lower morale and cause strife within his His Most Holy showering facilities.
76. Thou shalt not affect an Austrian accent around the Necrons.
77. Thou shalt not ask roughriders if you can pet their ponies.
78. Thou shalt not stray from the adeptus mechanicus's directive towards ornamentation of rhinos-specifically no aluminium sport rims, neon, extraneous exhaust pipes, or fuzzy dice.
79. Thou shall not attempt to challenge the Eldar to games of 'Counterstrike'.
80. Thou shall not, in any way, shape, or form, take the land speeder joy riding.
81. Remember, shining lasguns in the guards’ eyes is WRONG.
82. Thou shall not pretend to have been possessed by a daemon.
83. Thou shall not call the sacred plasma gunners of the imperial guard 'fizzbusters'.
84. Yes, it will be noticed if you 'borrow' the chapter master's equipment.
85. Thou shall not use supported warhounds to 'play ball' with imperial guard sentinels.
86. It is NOT cool to feed snotlings copious amounts of narcotics!
87. It is not “funny” to dress up as a bloodletter and jump out in front of the chapter master.
88. Replacing a brother's ammunition with blanks is not “funny”
89. Wiffle bats are not approved hand weapons.
90. Playing naughty movies in your power armour’s autosenses is not sanctioned by the Adeptus Astartes.
91. Thou shalt not teleport into the Sisters showering facilities.
92. Thou shalt not taunt our revered dreadnaught brethren by tapping on their window and saying "anyone in there?"
93. Thou shalt not commandeer drop pods to go for pizza.
94. Thou shalt not refer to the emperor’s champion as "that brown-noser"
95. Nuking from orbit is not doctrinally feasible for removal of annoying insects-unless they be tyranids.
96. Thou shalt not tickle the fallen to press for confession and redemption.
97. Thou shalt not follow a Librarian around thinking "Can you hear me now", repetively in an attempt to drive him insane.
98. Thou shalt not refer to the Wulfen as "damn dirty apes".
99. Thou shalt not use Whirlwinds to put on fireworks displays.
100. Thou shalt not ask the Dark Angels if they "can keep a secret"

Lol! Some of those are great.
My favorite was 75.

Suggestions for names of the RP?

I'm working on a Sign-In sheet right now.

An incomplete part of the sign-in info. I'm planning on adding more weapons, features, and combat mechanics:




"Purgatory" Sign-in Sheet Info.

Weapons: You may only have One or Two weapons equipped at any given point in time, with weight and size deciding the
number.You may pick up the weapons of slain friends/foes by discarding your own, if necessary.

Also, the heavier a weapon is, the slower it will be to attack with it.

The weapon choices are:



**IMPERIUM CHAIN/POWER WEAPONRY**

Chainsword:The Chainsword is the preferred close combat weapon of the Imperium.
It is not unlike a modern chainsaw except for its sword-like appearance. Light One-Handed Weapon.

Chainfist: A combination of a Powerfist and a Chainsword which usually protrudes from the back of the hand, just above the knuckles.
This weapon is capable of cutting through even the toughest of armor on battle tanks. Heavy Two-Handed Weapon.

Eviscerator: Larger, Heavier variant of the Chainsword. Effective against most armor. Middleweight Two-handed weapon.

Chainaxe: Like a Chainsword, its blade has been replaced with motorized, biting "Teeth".
Unlike the Chainsword, it's in the shape of an Axe. Does more damage to vehicles than the Chainsword.
Anti-personel potential is unchanged from the Chainsword. Middleweight One-Handed Weapon.

Power Sword: The powersword is a close combat weapon frequently used by officers of Imperial forces.
It attacks like a normal sword, but has the added advantage of ignoring armor using a force field projected around the weapon.
Extremely effective Anti-personel weapon, but does little damage against a vehicle. Light One-handed Weapon.

Power Fist: Essentially an oversized, armoured gauntlet that generates an energy field around it that disrupts any matter it touches.
Excellent damage Vs. Everything.
Extremely Heavy Two-Handeed Weapon.



**IMPERIUM RANGED WEAPONRY**

Lasgun: The Lasgun uses a small portable power pack to produce a focused pinpoint laser plasma beam which is strong enough to take an ordinary human arm off but is not as effective against durable alien bodies and strong armor.
it also cauterizes the wounds it inflicts due to the immense heat given off by the shot. Light Two-Handed Weapon.

Laspistol: The Pistol variant of the Lasgun. Slightly Effective Anti-Personel and Close-Quarters. Light One-Handed Weapon.


Lascannon: A Heavy, Armor-pearcing, High-damage Lasweapon. Effective against all personel and most armor. Heavy Two-handed Weapon.

Shotgun: fires solid slugs that burst into submunitions to spread out over a wider area, inflicting Amazing damage to personelin close quarters.
Middleweight Two-handed weapon.

Meltagun: Meltaguns work by firing a blast of pure heat that can vaporize most troops, and melt Adamantium. Excellent damage against personel and Vehicles.
Heavy Two-handed weapon.


Information taken from the Warhammer 40K Wiki and from Warhammer 40K Games.

On second though, I'll just include the link to Weaponry of the Imperium from the W40K wiki and have you choose what you want..

Working on a sign-in sheet when I switch over to mom's house, which will be in half an hour.

Albert Wesker wrote:

Project somewhat re-initiated.

For now, sate yourself with this. It made me lol.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Warhammer40000

And this.

1.Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter Biatches" nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
2. Orks are not "cute."
3. Thou shalt not make jokes about the Imperial Guard's weapons.
4. Thou shalt not replace the Librarian's staff with a magic wand.
5. Thou shalt not tip the Terminators over during battle.
6. Thou shalt not do Spock impersonations around Eldar.
7. C-3P0 is not a Necron ambassador.
8. You shall not dare others to eat Squigs.
9. No, you cannot "take the Titan for a spin."
10. Thou shalt not use thy multi-meltas to light campfires. (in a similar manner, thou shalt not use the Terminator Captain's chainfist to open tins of baked beans)
11. Thou shalt not bribe the Inquisitor to bring down Exterminatus on your ex-wife.
12. Thou shalt not refer to the Rhino transports as "pimp wagons," nor shalt thou use the phrase, "If the Rhino be rockin, don't come a knockin."
13. The Chapter Master is not a "drag."
14. Thou shall not use Power Swords to cut your food.
15. Thou shall not ask a Sister if you might "donate some of your own Gene-Seed."
16. Thou shall not throw soap at nurglings.
17. Thou shalt not put a "kick me" sign on the Golden Throne.
18. Thou shalt not refer to the Machine Spirit as "Cruise Control".
19. Thou shalt not stick a 'Honk if you think I'm sexy' sticker on the Sisters' Rhino.
20. Thou shalt not honk if thy sees a sticker saying 'Honk if you think I'm sexy' on a Sister's Rhino.
21. Thou shalt not unplug the Golden Throne just "for laughs".
22. Thou shalt not make the Emperor read your palms, or call upon him as "Miss Cleo".
23. Thou shall not play "tiggy" in the minefield.
24. Shooting one of your own men who looks at you funny, does not count as an “enemy casualty”.
25. Thou shalt not clog the Lasscannon tubes “just to see what happens”.
26. Thou shalt not spread cooking oil in front of a dreadnaught.
27. Thou shalt not attempt to shake the chaplain’s hand whilst wearing a powerfist.
28. Putting sand inside the terminators’ armour is not “funny”.
29. Thou shalt not refer to the standard of fortitude as a “walking stick”
30. Thou shalt not refer to the Las-pistol as a novelty cigarette lighter.
31. The earthshaker cannon is not a “hat stand” nor is the sentinel a “standard lamp”.
32. Thou shalt not use Land Raiders to "play chicken" with Imperial Guard Chimeras.
33. Thou shalt not put a "Purge me!" sign on the back of the chaplain’s armour.
34. Thou shalt not compliment the dark eldar by calling them "kinky"
35. Thou shalt not let an Ork be the designated driver
36. Thou shalt not replace the holy ungents for the machine spirit with grain alcohol
37. Thou shalt not invite a Banshee to Karaoke
38. Thou shalt not replace the O2 units on the commander’s power armour with laughing gas
39. Thou shalt not train a hormogaunt to be a watchdog
40. Thou shalt not take "old one eye" out of context...”He's in my artificer armour he.he.duh!”
41. Thou shalt not call Dark Angels "hippie alter boys"
42. Thou shalt not taunt an eldar "gee didn't these use to shoot further?"
43. Thou shalt not refer to the golden throne as "the nicest commode in the galaxy"
44. Thou shalt not attempt to offer a Carnifex a breath mint.
45. Thou shalt not throw a warp beast a dog biscuit.
46. Thou shalt not hope for mud wrestling during a witch/ sisters battle.
47. Thou shalt not ask a warlock what he wears under his robe.
48. Thou shalt not tease an inquisitor with "look sir-heretics!"
49. Thou shalt not play wack-a-mole with those little jawa-wannabe dark angel thingies.
50. Thou shalt not wear oven mitts when issued a plasma gun.
51. Thou shalt not take the rhino to procure monkish ale before filling out His Most Holy acquisitions forms.
52. Thou shalt not ask the librarian if he has records concerning Uranus.
53. Thou shalt not refer to the flamer as a “novelty toaster”
54. Thou shalt not ask the apothecary to guess what you have eaten by looking at your tongue.
55. Thou shalt not remove the motors from a terminators' suit during battle.
56. Thou shalt not point and laugh saying 'look somebody missed the toilet when battling snotlings.
57. Thou shalt not break wind in the presence of the emperor (unless properly addressed to do so)
58. Eldar helmets may not be use as hole-punches.
59. Thou shalt not refer to the daily rituals as “psychological warfare” nor shalt thou refer to the index astartes as “the book of grudges”
60. Thou shalt not say, "will someone please tell the emperor to crap or get off the throne”
61. Thou shalt not petition His Most Holy administration to make "Inquisition" an Olympic sport.
62. Thou shalt not instigate a "my Primarch could beat up your primarch" debate.
63. Thou shalt not use heavy breathing and "I am your father" as a battlecry when wielding a powersword and entering an assault
64. Thou shalt not affect a Transylvanian accent around the Blood Angels.
65. No hair pulling when enjoying brotherly contests with the space wolves.
66. Duct-taping a flamer to your boltgun does not count as a combi-weapon, and painting it pretty won't make it "master crafted"
67. Thou shalt not punt grots for pleasure.
68. Thou shalt not shout “thongs for the thong god in front of the Dark Eldar lest thou wishes to learn the true meaning of pain.
69. Thou shalt not debate the protective merits of purple spandex with the Dark Eldar.
70. Thou shalt not write theatre criticism and charge His Most Holy treasury to mail it to the harlequin.
71. Power armour never makes a sister look fat.
72. Thou shalt not laugh manically when flaming the non-believers.
73. Thou shalt not use thunderhammers to play crocket.
74. Thou shalt not start rounds of "you might be a c'tan if" while imbibing strong monkish ale.
75. Though shalt not refer to thine brethern, whom the Emperor has dictated be armed with an incendiary weapon, as a "Flamer" constantly. For this has been proven to lower morale and cause strife within his His Most Holy showering facilities.
76. Thou shalt not affect an Austrian accent around the Necrons.
77. Thou shalt not ask roughriders if you can pet their ponies.
78. Thou shalt not stray from the adeptus mechanicus's directive towards ornamentation of rhinos-specifically no aluminium sport rims, neon, extraneous exhaust pipes, or fuzzy dice.
79. Thou shall not attempt to challenge the Eldar to games of 'Counterstrike'.
80. Thou shall not, in any way, shape, or form, take the land speeder joy riding.
81. Remember, shining lasguns in the guards’ eyes is WRONG.
82. Thou shall not pretend to have been possessed by a daemon.
83. Thou shall not call the sacred plasma gunners of the imperial guard 'fizzbusters'.
84. Yes, it will be noticed if you 'borrow' the chapter master's equipment.
85. Thou shall not use supported warhounds to 'play ball' with imperial guard sentinels.
86. It is NOT cool to feed snotlings copious amounts of narcotics!
87. It is not “funny” to dress up as a bloodletter and jump out in front of the chapter master.
88. Replacing a brother's ammunition with blanks is not “funny”
89. Wiffle bats are not approved hand weapons.
90. Playing naughty movies in your power armour’s autosenses is not sanctioned by the Adeptus Astartes.
91. Thou shalt not teleport into the Sisters showering facilities.
92. Thou shalt not taunt our revered dreadnaught brethren by tapping on their window and saying "anyone in there?"
93. Thou shalt not commandeer drop pods to go for pizza.
94. Thou shalt not refer to the emperor’s champion as "that brown-noser"
95. Nuking from orbit is not doctrinally feasible for removal of annoying insects-unless they be tyranids.
96. Thou shalt not tickle the fallen to press for confession and redemption.
97. Thou shalt not follow a Librarian around thinking "Can you hear me now", repetively in an attempt to drive him insane.
98. Thou shalt not refer to the Wulfen as "damn dirty apes".
99. Thou shalt not use Whirlwinds to put on fireworks displays.
100. Thou shalt not ask the Dark Angels if they "can keep a secret"

woow do u dont get tier of writing?

Mmmm

You're going to be popular here.

You stole my thinking "Mmm"!!

But yeah, nobody should EVER quote something as long as that.. I shouldn't have even posted it.

*goes to modify auto-pm*

Warhammer sounds awesome right now.

This RP needs to happen at some point.

97 is the best

It's been scrapped for now. My bad, guys.

May come back at some point in time, but I'm not sure when or if that'll happen.