The art of fighting

Subject: Re: The art of fighting Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:53 pm

God you people are tiny. I'm 6'2".

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34

and i'd still kick your ass you whelp

Subject: Re: The art of fighting Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:13 am

Bring it pixie boy.

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 179 Age : 33

I'd kick both of your asses.

On Dead Frontier, I was voted "Most Likely to Win in a Bar Fight", including both men and women.

HAH.

>:3

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 119 Age : 33

But we are introducing hieght and now who can kick whose ass.

I have been boxing and cage fighting for some time. I took tactical fighting, karate, and jujutsu as well. Not to mention weight lift daily. But I don't know if I would win. Havn't been in too many fights.

Subject: Re: The art of fighting Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:13 pm

did you take punch-to-the-face-fu? I'm pretty good at that. Easy to practice too. Just walk up to a stranger and punch them in the face. If they start crying, you win.

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 119 Age : 33

Wesker=BEAST

And I have not tried punch-to-the-face-fu. Sounds interesting. But what happens if they don't cry and pull out a gun....

Subject: Re: The art of fighting Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:20 pm

you punch them harder. that is the true chi of punch-to-the-face-fu. If you are unsuccessful, you must always simply punch harder.

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 119 Age : 33

I see. Thank you, master.

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34

Does your tactics work when your target is trained by the US Navy for hand-to-hand combat Cool

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 179 Age : 33

Dood, easy!

Kick them in the balls, THEN punch them in the face~

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 119 Age : 33

I am planning on joining the marines. In due time though.

Human Unit Never Killed Gender : Number of posts : 25

Welcome to Umbrella Corporation

It's nice to see new member from SEA Region. Singapore is a nice place for shopping and vacation. Been there twice Cheesy

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 179 Age : 33

Niicccyyyyy

Visit more. XD

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34

Your kick to the ball would not work

trained to ignore pain

Survivor Gender : Number of posts : 7

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Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 179 Age : 33

What if I grabbed your balls, squeezed very very hard, and pulled, clawing my nails into them?

I don't care if you can ignore pain, you can't ignore THAT.

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34

well one if you grab my balls i could EASILY grab your throat and choke you out. I'd have a slight pain in my balls for about 3 hours you'd be dead

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 179 Age : 33

It takes a minute or so to black out from that. By then, I would've yanked your balls so hard you would've fallen, and cried out in pain. And then I woulda put my foot on your chest/throat, and kept pulling, my nails would rip into your sack, and eventually it would just rip off. You could say you'd grab my foot and do some fancy takedown shiz, but really, if someone's got a foot pressed down hard on your throat, and is yanking as hard as she can on your balls, you aren't going to be able to do shitall.

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34

well we'd see how strong your grip is when you cant breathe. and even if i use only one hand on you throat i could choke you out is far less then a minute. Not to mention i have a free hand to remove your grip and/or lay into your face/gut with my free hand.

trust me grabbing someone balls may seem smart, if the person whos balls you grab doesn't actually intend on harming you.

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 179 Age : 33

Well, we're also assuming that I'd sit there and wait for it to happen.

Usually, attacking the balls is a desperation attack used to give you enough time to either get away, or do something else. More than likely, I wouldn't just grab them and stand there and tug on them.

No real point in continuing the discussion, as it's all circumstantial, and we can counter-point each other for ages. XD

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34

Indeed we would *cough* i'd win *cough* but you are a worthy adversary Tongue

sorry moon your intro has now become violence

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 179 Age : 33

Bahahaha

Perhaps you have not heard tales of my stubbornness? >:3

Survivor Number of posts : 38 Age : 29

I win

The end. Now shut up

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 179 Age : 33

You have a lolcat as your avatar.

You lose.