The art of fighting

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for once me and Jarki agree xD

BTW Jarki us Irish have a reputation for being iggnorant to reason Grin

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Jarki wrote:: You have a lolcat as your avatar.

You lose.

Your a Girl. Your argument is Completely Invalid

And plus Lolcats win

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34

Then it's my agruement and it's valid again

A "lolcat" only puts you in the same rank as pedophiles, internet stalkers, and teenage nerds Tongue

Survivor Number of posts : 38 Age : 29

But i am a Teenage nerd.

Thats WHY i win

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34

no it only proves me and Jarki's point that you lose Tongue

Survivor Number of posts : 38 Age : 29

No it dosent

It proves i do win. Stop fighting the Truth

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

Survivor Gender : Number of posts : 7

ahhhh !!!!my what is happening here?

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Col Awesome wrote:

Jarki wrote:: You have a lolcat as your avatar.

You lose.

Your a Girl. Your argument is Completely Invalid

And plus Lolcats win

I am going to stab you in the eye.

Survivor Number of posts : 38 Age : 29

Jennifer Welford wrote:

Col Awesome wrote:

Jarki wrote:: You have a lolcat as your avatar.

You lose.

Your a Girl. Your argument is Completely Invalid

And plus Lolcats win

I am going to stab you in the eye.

Your a Girl. You have no chance of overpowering me

Shotgun Surgeon Gender : Number of posts : 83 Age : 33

punch them in the throat.

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*takes a pair of scissors to Col's manhood*

Oh wait, you don't have anything there. Tongue

Survivor Number of posts : 38 Age : 29

How would you tell? This is the internet

Oh wait. Your a woman, So your Dumb

Subject: Re: The art of fighting Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:26 am

Col, seeing as an admin of this clan is a girl, I am giving you your one warning. While you could be joking, Stop it.

Any way I could kick all your ass's.

Reasons:

I am a fucking metal head, I have waded through more mosh-pits and been kicked in the teeth more times than your people could care to stand.

My grand father is former Marine spec ops and latter drill Sergent and I spent my summers growing up at his house being taught every thing from hand to hand to how to put a round between a mans eyes a mile away.

I have been studying shotokan, judo, and jujitsu since I was 7 and have been recently going to krav maga classes.

I wear a solid steel cup at all times.

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34

Lol i know at least three women who can prolly beat you black an blue. Hell i had to restrain one on a night and wound up with a black eye myself cause she was pissed i wouldn't let her beat this guys ass Stunned

Subject: Re: The art of fighting Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:33 am

Is that aimed at me, because I know women who can kick my ass, not saying they can't, just saying out of the rabble that makes up this forum, I can kick all your ass's.

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34

Z 1 wrote:: Col, seeing as an admin of this clan is a girl, I am giving you your one warning. While you could be joking, Stop it.

Any way I could kick all your ass's.

Reasons:

I am a fucking metal head, I have waded through more mosh-pits and been kicked in the teeth more times than your people could care to stand.

My grand father is former Marine spec ops and latter drill Sergent and I spent my summers growing up at his house being taught every thing from hand to hand to how to put a round between a mans eyes a mile away.

I have been studying shotokan, judo, and jujitsu since I was 7 and have been recently going to krav maga classes.

I wear a solid steel cup at all times.

I love mosh pits. One of my biggest mistakes was ramming into a 250+lbs guy in a hooters shirt full speed in an open mosh. My elbow slamed into my ribs and damn near almost broke it. Luckily i only got a bruise from it Tongue

How do you use a public urinal in a hurry?

Subject: Re: The art of fighting Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:34 am

Don't need to, I have good balder control.

Survivor Number of posts : 38 Age : 29

I could kick all you asses for only one reason:

This is the internet people, I could just say i could kick your asses and it can be true, Why are we even comparing how 'ard we are?

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34

O_o

so in other words if your in a hurry you just piss your pants. Tongue

jk

Subject: Re: The art of fighting Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:37 am

That was a rule my grandfather taught me, you will piss your self before you get up and give the target a chance to get away.

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34

makes sense. But anyone was trapped behind some boulder and theres a MG 42 slamming shells aginst it at 1200 rouds a minute constantly chances are they'd have long pissed themselves xD

luckily they have a 7 second reloading period so while they're drenched in piss at least they know that if the boulder doesn't give way before the ammo does they can pop up and give them a good blasting themselves Tongue

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Unless there are two and one reloads while the other fires. They you're fucked.

Subject: Re: The art of fighting Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:47 am

Ah, my gramps is not that old, hes late Korea early Nam.

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lol yea two heavy machinegun nest and 1 soldier by his lonesome. Doen't look good, hope he packed a frag grenade or two. Or possibly a smoke bomb Tongue