Oh hay der (Time Crisis)

Nice to meet you, I'm a fucking badass. And you are? DEAD! HA!

Also, Time Crisis thread... Fukkin GO!

You'll never take over the world with a weak punch like that.

Also

Time Crisis 1 - 8/10 - Solo badass kicks much ass!

Time Crisis 2 - 8.5/10 - Now a buddy can join in?! Brofist me immediately!

Time Crisis 3 - 9.5/10 - MOAR gunz?! Unexpected ejaculation caused me to get shot. D:<

Time Crisis 4 - 8/10 - Wait wut? Why do we look like characters out of a bad anime? Why is Rush such a doofer? Oh well, it's MOFUCKIN' TIME CRISIS.

I can complete the entire of the first area of time crisis 3 without even looking at the screen...god I play that too much.

It's not even funny how many times I've beaten all of these. As a teenager that spent large periods of time in Las Vegas with nothing better to do legally, I blew a lot of money in arcades.

House of the Dead just barely beats it as my favorite, however. I particularly love the old HotD2 models where you could sit down, and the ones with guns so old and worn that you only had to give 'em a slight shake to reload.

Hell, I barely bother to aim on rail shooters anymore. I just shoot from the hip, and still get consistent head shots XD.

One of my many useless skills.

Also, I love how the gun in Time Crisis cocks whenever you fire. It's a nice touch that every arcade shooter ought to mimic.

*Crosses his fingers and waits for HotD5, which will hopefully feature a Time Crisis 3/4 weapon system, the neat gun-cocking-thing, and the ability to avoid damage*

And while not a rail shooter lets not forget the brilliant metal slug series. Though while I like Metal Slug and House of the Dead i've always preferred Time Crisis. But thats just my personal opinion.

lol here on base time crisis is a popular thing alot of people play. I sspent a good 7 bucks beating time crisis 4 and making obscene jokes about the captain. this guy is badass he fucking decided "holy shit stay back! This guy is dangerous... I'LL ATTACK HIM IN A STRAIGHT LINE WITH NO WEAPONS AND YOU GUYS SHOOT AROUND ME!!" The captain then gets into a boxing match with a huge russian with bad grammer. Thing i didnt like most aboput the game was terror bites.... i mean come on bugs really.... kinda killed that game for me as for the other i'll comment later

Spoiler: Time Crisis sucked.

Yes, but it sucked considerably less than everything else in the entire world.

Besides House of the Dead.

house of the dead in no ways sucks.... except #4

What about the House of the Dead movies? They replayed the second one over and over on the Sci-Fi channel.

SPOILER ALERT! (It sucked).

I love House of the Dead with a passion.

Overkill seems a bit iffy to me, but I haven't played it.

The movies sucked, but what else is new?

Overkill was.. campy, cheesy, and terrible. But the gameplay was really fun.