If a Genie gave you three wishes...?

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I got exactly what I wanted then. Controlling the balance of life and death twould be a fun careerer

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 179 Age : 33

The best way to win this, is to have the genie think he's tricking you, but really, you're getting what you wanted. XD

Subject: Re: If a Genie gave you three wishes...? Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:24 pm

Demon, you really don't know Havoc...

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34

lol i figure it was what he was going for. But yea genies are tricksters by nature and if you can trick them into getting what you really what then you succeeded. Notice the very first post Tongue

Survivor Gender : Number of posts : 40 Age : 30

Demon Eyes Kyo wrote:: Bunny Hop your wishes have been granted - The genies makes you 15 feet tall, and you now have to crawl through open doors. You do get a good boyfriend but he is a midget and only 3 feet tall. Height does not matter in your relationship. As for the spirit thing the genie has no idea what you mean so you gives you your own squad of Ghostbusters in case any do pop up.

Bad Genie bad, bad, genie
Rolls Eyes

none have granted thank you.

Survivor Gender : Number of posts : 21 Age : 29

Just one wish

I wish ppl will not judge me for my way of expessing my self

Lab Assistant Gender : Number of posts : 53 Age : 30

GAH!
EMO!!!

ok jk

Survivor Gender : Number of posts : 21 Age : 29

Claude01 wrote:: GAH!
EMO!!!

ok jk

try a different approach I wish that I will not die laughing at everyone joke

Subject: Re: If a Genie gave you three wishes...? Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:44 pm

*Judges the way you use tiny blue words in every post you make*

*Judges the way you speak*

*Judges you for being emo*

Too late Genie, you can't grant that wish. My wish to judge is far too powerful to be appeased by her wish to not be judged.

Subject: Re: If a Genie gave you three wishes...? Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:05 pm

Crestine wrote:: Just one wish

I wish ppl will not judge me for my way of expessing my self

Self expression is actually ranked eight on the list of ways we judge female humans.

1. Stereotypes

2. Weight

3. Breast size

4. Physical attractiveness, disregarding weight, breasts, and the buttocks

5. Plumpness of the buttocks

6. Clothing

7. Rumors

8. Methods of self-expression

9. Random assumptions

10. Intelligence

Chances are : You're normally judged long before anyone gets to number eight.

But since this is the internet, we're forced to skip 1-7 and go straight to 8! Sorry, wish not granted.

*Judges Crestine*

Shotgun Surgeon Gender : Number of posts : 83 Age : 33

*judges trigger*

Subject: Re: If a Genie gave you three wishes...? Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:50 am

*Stabs Imp in the eye*

Don't you judge me! D':<

Lab Assistant Gender : Number of posts : 53 Age : 30

Crestine wrote:

Claude01 wrote:: GAH!
EMO!!!

ok jk

try a different approach I wish that I will not die laughing at everyone joke

I want to avoid being needlessly rude here
but
you're seriously out of place and/or just shut the fuck up if you're going to say some stupid thing that we don't really care about

Subject: Re: If a Genie gave you three wishes...? Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:12 pm

somebody woke up grumpy today...

Subject: Re: If a Genie gave you three wishes...? Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:54 pm

What's this I see? A dark cloud over Happyville?

*Pole-vaults into the nearest bunker*

Shotgun Surgeon Gender : Number of posts : 83 Age : 33

pleasentville is better.

Survivor Number of posts : 38 Age : 28

Pleasureville.

Subject: Re: If a Genie gave you three wishes...? Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:28 pm

bow chicka wow wow.

Subject: Re: If a Genie gave you three wishes...? Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:11 pm

Claude01 wrote:

Crestine wrote:

Claude01 wrote:: GAH!
EMO!!!

ok jk

try a different approach I wish that I will not die laughing at everyone joke

I want to avoid being needlessly rude here
but
you're seriously out of place and/or just shut the fuck up if you're going to say some stupid thing that we don't really care about

Warning One. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Lab Assistant Gender : Number of posts : 53 Age : 30

Survivor Gender : Number of posts : 21 Age : 29

Pest02 wrote:

Claude01 wrote:

Crestine wrote:

Claude01 wrote:: GAH!
EMO!!!

ok jk

try a different approach I wish that I will not die laughing at everyone joke

I want to avoid being needlessly rude here
but
you're seriously out of place and/or just shut the fuck up if you're going to say some stupid thing that we don't really care about

Warning One. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

I dont care bout what you say, u are just like a sad unfortunate soul and i am so sorry for you, and you dont know what is joke what is real and I wish i can take back my wish.

Subject: Re: If a Genie gave you three wishes...? Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:55 am

Is that directed at me or at Claude?

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34

Trigger wrote:: What's this I see? A dark cloud over Happyville?

*Pole-vaults into the nearest bunker*

O_o *hears a thud-thud-thud sounds against the shutter doors.*

"maybe i should open them?? *thinks twice* NO WAY THEY'RE GETTING MY GRILLED CHEESE!!

*continues watching porn and bad anime stored on laptop*

Lab Assistant Gender : Number of posts : 53 Age : 30

Crestine wrote:

Pest02 wrote:

Claude01 wrote:

Crestine wrote:

Claude01 wrote:: GAH!
EMO!!!

ok jk

try a different approach I wish that I will not die laughing at everyone joke

I want to avoid being needlessly rude here
but
you're seriously out of place and/or just shut the fuck up if you're going to say some stupid thing that we don't really care about

Warning One. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

I dont care bout what you say, u are just like a sad unfortunate soul and i am so sorry for you, and you dont know what is joke what is real and I wish i can take back my wish.

Now that just reminded me of a sad poem
and I like poetry

anyways
I sincerely apologize for my immaturity and social judgment
It's a big facepalm on my part
I hope that I avoid doing such mistakes again in the future and I'll stop looking at guy-on-guy porn ever

Survivor Gender : Number of posts : 21 Age : 29

Now I do want to wish for anything anymore, wishing will never come true until you know it will come true