My $1500 laptop broke.

Happened on my birthday, too.

I'm currently on Havoc's laptop to let ya'll know that I'll be gone, anywhere from four days to.... well, potentially a longass time.

Stay golden, doods. Here's to hoping that my warranty will get it replaced for free, but you never know when Best Buy might decide to screw a fella.

*looks to the sharkowl with a judging eye* And just how did it break, may we ask?

Trigger press power button but no turn on even though battery has power

You sure Trigger didn't break it while in one of his drinking binges?

That sucks man, especially on your birthday.

Hopefully you can get that fixed/replaced. Also, this may seem like a stupid thing to say, but have you tried googling your problem? I thought my computer was broken for months and the fix was ridiculously easy.

That's why I wouldn't spend more than 500 dollars on a laptop. I'll only spend big money on desktops.

Remove battery. Unplug laptop. Hold down power button for 30 seconds.

Replace battery. Plug in laptop. Press power button.

You have just successfully cleared a laptop battery error.

Hey, click this link.

http://vndb.org/v3395

Now that I'm done taunting you, go fix your damn laptop.

D: Is.. is this a game? where can I download it?

I can edit in a link. One moment. :3

Needs more catgirls

This totally just turned into a porn thread, didn't it?

Oh well. My job is done here, then.

The job of teasing Trigger, that is.

EDIT: http://www.mediafire.com/?4qn3xxbojzv (Torrent, looking for DDL)

Found an alternate download.. If you have "Share", which none of us do.

holy rolling shitwagon, it worked.

Thanks Buck~

All hail bucks mystical computer knowledge.

Holy shit. I'm beautiful when flabbergasted.

I would totally quote that in my sig if this were DF.

Hey! We're all gonna get laid!

E-Even me?

Especially you, Rape-Meat.

Now it refuses to charge, and my charger claims to be working. My laptop will be dead in ten minutes.

Fuck it, I'm taking it back to Best Buy this weekend. It stumbles upon some fresh hell every other day, and I'm tired of it. At least it pushed me too far before my warranty ran out, which is in like, two weeks.

See ya'll in a week, maybe.

See you soon, hopefully. D:

I already posted this elsewhere, but eh, only a few people can actually see that topic.

I sent off my laptop for fixin'. Should take a week or three. 'til then, I'm perpetually on xbox Live. Somebody add Joseph Clardy and amuse me, please. I'm rather fond of Halo Reach and to a lesser extent, Black Ops.

*Gets off of Havoc's laptop*

Fix'd. For now. Missed me or not, I'm back to fuck up all your collective shits for lulz and bread.

*pecks at the ground*

This winter has been especially unforgiving.