The world as you know it is ending. (Team up with fellow Umbrella members!)

I would gladly accept this team up. Teddy would be an inclusion to me, so youd be getting 2
for one.

I would also gladly galavant with trigger's team

Make up your mind, Birkin. It's me or the Shark-owl.

And I guess I'll add a Mascot, or the Squad Pet.

Me, Birk, and Pengor. Since I live with Havoc, he is automatically in my group.

Birk : He lives in Tennessee, and that's right next door. Also, I think I can outrun him, so if worst comes to worst, I won't be the one to sacrifice himself for the good of the group.

Pengor : He lives in California, which is by Nevada, where my parents live. Of course, I'd make it my mission to find them.

Awe and Austin are on the way, since they live in Texas. Maybe I'd pick them up too.

My car is really low to the ground though. It has four seats, but tends to bottom-out with just two people. Luckily, Havoc has his own car, so we'd be able to handle a respectably-sized group. So I say fuck your three-man rule. D:<

I'm not putting your squad up unless it's got three Umbrella members and a Mascot D:<

I live in the very south-west part of BC. My nearest UC member is Pengor. He's mine D:<

My mascot is Havoc's whore scorpion. She's the only critter we've got. D:

I'll go with Wesker, since he didn't openly say he'd leave me to die if shit hit the fan D:<

I require another squaddie! Pengy and I cannot fight this battle alone!

Eeeeeeeh Havoc would probably be the leader, not me, if I'm being honest. I have an extremely passive personality.

@ Kanden : I'll meet you halfway between Las Vegas and Pengor's town. LET US JOIN FORCES.

No no, I'm lazy, and Pengy is coming here. You meet Pengy, and you two venture up here, while slaying demons.

LAZY LAZY

Well, north does seem to be the most attractive direction. If zombies are involved, the cold should slow them down at least.

And demons like hot.

They also like your perfect asshole.

Perhaps yours is not such an ideal location. D:<

Also, Wesker is fake and gay.

Wesker, Pengy accepted my squaddie request. I'd call that confirmed.

FUCK'N NO

NOPE. YOU CAN TAKE ONE OF THE TEXANS, PENGOR IS COMIN WITH ME

I WILL NOT TREAT HIM LIKE AN 1800S MAN WOULD AN AFRICAN, UNLIKE THE SHARKOWL

Oh, you fools. You think that gingers would suffer in the end of the world.

That's it, Austin can't be or have a squaddie.

I would refuse any condition in which I was under Trigger. Also, I would elect my cat Chester as the mascot instead of my disgruntled scorpion.