Chat Quotes

[05:07:22] @ Arketype : Guys.
[05:07:30] @ Arketype : Javier with a billion Com Towers.
[05:07:40] @ Arketype : Fucking owns Megatanks with infantry.
[05:07:41] Trigger :
[05:07:48] @ Arketype : I tested this
[05:07:55] Trigger : Bullshit
[05:07:59] @ Arketype : I had infantry and like 45 Com Towers.
[05:08:12] @ Arketype : I engaged a megatank on a com tower with infantry from mountains.
[05:08:13] Trigger : Nothing can kill a Megatank with a tenacious crew and a clever CO
[05:08:17] @ Arketype : It did not damage me.
[05:08:32] @ Arketype : I had com tower effect and defense up.
[05:08:34] Trigger : Pfffft terrainnub
[05:08:37] @ Arketype : I FUCKING WON
[05:08:45] @ Arketype : Terrain is essential, nub.
[05:08:49] Trigger : WHY DO YOU NOT HONOR OUR ANCESTORS
[05:08:58] Trigger : THEY FOUGHT BRAVELY ON OPEN FIELDS
[05:09:02] Trigger : FACE TO FACE
[05:09:04] @ Arketype : THERE IS A REASON THEY ARE DEAD, TRIGGER-SAN.

[07:31:24] Trigger : I had a thought today

[07:31:32] Trigger : What if there was a little person in your brain

[07:31:34] Trigger : and

[07:31:38] Trigger : he was just in there

[07:31:43] Trigger : jacking off all the time

[07:31:45] Trigger : but

[07:31:57] Trigger : there's not really much he can do with the jizz

[07:32:04] Trigger : So you're just standing there

[07:32:05] Pengy has joined the chat on Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:32 am

[07:32:11] Trigger : with jizz inyour head

[07:32:14] Trigger : and

[07:32:18] Trigger : you can just feel it

[07:32:24] Trigger : ... floating around

[07:32:28] Trigger : in your brain juice

[07:32:34] Trigger : trying to impregnate your lobe

[07:32:38] Trigger : only to die

[07:32:39] Trigger : so

[07:32:42] Pengy : Stop thinking

[07:32:43] Pengy : srsly

[07:32:51] Trigger : then you have DEAD cum in your brain

[07:33:10] @ Kanden : ...

[07:33:12] Trigger : Then of course the little man eventually drowns in his own jizz

[07:33:13] @ Kanden : Are you finished?

[07:33:20] Trigger : So then you have, like

[07:33:22] Trigger : this dead dude

[07:33:25] Trigger : in your brain...

[07:33:31] Trigger : floating in cum

[07:33:36] Trigger : in... your brain

[07:33:41] Trigger : Dude

[07:33:43] Trigger : seriously

[07:34:00] Trigger : It would feel like wearing a plastic sack full of microwaved vaseline

[07:34:06] Trigger : on your head

[07:34:09] Trigger : IN your head

[07:34:20] Trigger : dude

[07:34:28] Trigger : I bet that would make a great sex toy

[07:34:42] Trigger : plastic sack filled with microwaved vaseline

[07:35:07] Trigger : ... ok RS time

I retract my earlier statement of the legalization of pot.

[05:56:03] Havoc : Because each individual has created their own heaven in their head. to reach this heaven they must reach their full potential. their full potential is decided by them alone

Later

[06:06:44] Havoc : Because you don't what to share a place with me in the heavens
[06:06:55] Havoc : So keep thinking I'm insane! I'll be the one laughing!

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So, by not conforming to the ideals you've created, we cannot reach this "personal heaven" you spoke of? What if we've reached our potential, unaware of it being there, but still don't agree with you?

I'm sorry, I had to post this. It doesn't make sense to me.

[07:25:10] Demon Eyes Kyo : oly shit it wors
[07:25:13] Demon Eyes Kyo : b in 5 in
[07:25:13] @ Z 1 : Hum
[07:25:28] @ Arketype : ?!
[07:25:28] @ Z 1 : Birk, any chance for a beinging of the week dnd game
[07:25:34] @ Arketype : B in 5 in?!
[07:25:42] @ Arketype : YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!!

[23:07:31] Messages cleared by Excalibirkin

[23:07:39] * Furry Trigger weeps

[23:11:35] Furry Trigger : Birkin

[23:11:37] Furry Trigger : Furry comic

[23:11:39] Furry Trigger : Give me

[23:13:12] Furry Trigger : Thanks for causing me to realize that I possess one of the least acceptable fetishes in the world. Angry

[23:13:41] @ Excalibirkin : Cheesy You're welcome

[23:13:53] Furry Trigger : Fuck your shit!

[23:13:59] @ Excalibirkin : Think of it like this

[23:14:09] @ Excalibirkin : you being a furry is more acceptable than being a pedophile

[23:14:13] @ Excalibirkin : Cheesy

[23:14:22] Furry Trigger : Angry

[23:14:48] Furry Trigger : The most sexually pleasing moment in my favorite furry comic went down between two 12 year olds.

[23:14:59] * Furry Trigger slaps Birkin down

[23:15:26] @ Z 1 : Wheres that pick

[23:15:34] @ Z 1 : its of warhammer 40k

[23:15:50] @ Excalibirkin : But they're furries

[23:15:54] @ Z 1 : It shows furrys, and then the marines going it must be clenssed

[23:15:56] @ Excalibirkin : they go by animal age

[23:16:07] @ Excalibirkin : So its ok, they were old enough Cheesy

[23:16:22] @ Z 1 : YOUR PEDOFILES AND FURRIES

[23:16:24] Furry Trigger : Bull Angry

[23:16:34] * Furry Trigger crams Z into a closet

[23:16:55] * Z 1 breaks down door with an axe

[23:17:00] @ Z 1 : HERES JOHNY

[23:17:01] Furry Trigger : Clear! Clear before this winds up in the chat quotes! Angry

[23:17:30] * Excalibirkin sits and smirks

[23:17:36] @ Z 1 : too late

D8< FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

*cackles* Hey, trig. I still could clear it, but I won't.

No you cant, I saved it.

Mwahahaha

I have the pic you're looking for... Uploading later.

Thanks Wesk.

You've activated my Trap Card!

Solid Birkin wrote:

You've activated my Trap Card!

I activate TRAP JAMMER!

[03:01:07] Imp : LIES
[03:01:08] Semi-Furry Trigger : Shut your ass
[03:01:28] Imp : Open yours
[03:01:41] Semi-Furry Trigger : D:

[04:20:19] Pengy : also I have had a cold sore for like 5 days now.
[04:20:47] Trigger : Mouth ulcer?
[04:21:34] Trigger : wait no
[04:21:40] Trigger : cold sores are on the lip
[04:21:48] * Trigger has never had a cold sore
[04:22:36] Pengy : oh, no
[04:22:40] Pengy : it is inside my mouth
[04:22:53] Pengy : right where like...your teeth meet on the inside of the lip
[04:22:59] Pengy : ****'s killin me. D:
[04:23:52] Trigger : Is it like, a white spot? Lacking skin?
[04:24:11] Pengy : no
[04:24:15] Pengy : it's a sore of some sort
[04:24:25] Trigger :
[04:24:38] Trigger : Sounds like herpes
[04:24:51] Trigger : You scope this girl out before you got with her?
[04:25:01] Trigger : Because if you got herpes...
[04:25:09] Trigger : ... That would be fucking hilarious.
[04:25:23] Pengy : Sort of. o:
[04:25:33] Pengy : It's not herpes
[04:25:37] Pengy : I get these like once a year
[04:26:09] Trigger : Herpes comes and goes
[04:26:39] Pengy :
[04:26:46] Pengy : cold sores, dawg
[04:27:02] Pengy : don't ruin my contentment with life at the moment!
[04:27:13] Trigger : It's herpes.

[20:37:51] Demon Eyes Kyo : hitmonchan is a punk ass bitch

[12:26:01] Annette has joined the chat on Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:26 pm.

[12:27:10] Annette : Where the fuck are you Communist bastards?.

[12:29:14] Annette : By the way, the new guy 'Chip', was Pest in disguise. He's off wolfing down poptarts right now..

[12:29:25] Annette : Might as well delete that account..

[12:29:42] Annette : And roll out the red carpet. Wash it first though..

[12:29:59] Annette : Its red because red means royalty, not because its soaked in blood..

[12:30:09] Annette : And find Pest's crown..

[12:30:17] Annette : He misplaced it..

[12:30:30] Annette : I can see why I never come on here..

[12:30:39] Annette : Noone's ever on..

[12:31:46] Annette : And noone has anything of any use to say.

[12:32:02] Annette : Psh. Life is much more fun than this si9te.

[12:32:34] Annette : suh-eye-nine-teh. It's a new word..

[12:33:07] Annette : It's means this place..

[12:33:18] Annette : This place will now be referred to as si9te..

[12:33:25] Annette : Neat..

[12:33:58] Annette : Annette out.

[02:26:22] @ Wesker : I DID THAT WITH TIGER ONCE

[02:26:48] Trigger : I DIDNT

[02:26:56] Trigger : AND I HAVE ALWAYS REGRETTED IT

[02:27:01] @ Wesker : WELL I DID

[02:27:14] Trigger : WAS HE BIGGER THAN ME

[02:27:37] @ Wesker : FURFAG, THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

[02:28:14] @ Wesker : ...

[02:28:15] @ Wesker : BUT YES

[02:05:16] Grand Admiral Awe : Tittly shit

[17:32:12] Grand Admiral Awe : .........

[17:38:17] * Grand Admiral Awe goes around walking

[17:38:28] Grand Admiral Awe : Why does no one get on right now?

[17:38:32] Grand Admiral Awe : I want a man hour dammit

[17:38:40] * Grand Admiral Awe calls wesker

[17:39:04] Grand Admiral Awe : Bitch be sleeping Angry

[17:39:22] Grand Admiral Awe : I want to fuck his sleeping corpse

[17:40:16] Grand Admiral Awe : Should I?

[17:40:20] Grand Admiral Awe : You should

[17:40:23] Grand Admiral Awe : I didn't ask you.

[17:40:29] Grand Admiral Awe : To bad i wanted to talk.

[17:40:33] Grand Admiral Awe : Fuck you.

[17:40:35] Grand Admiral Awe : Nou.

[17:40:38] Grand Admiral Awe : Bastard

[17:40:40] Grand Admiral Awe : fatass

[17:40:42] Grand Admiral Awe : rapiest

[17:40:46] Grand Admiral Awe : Yea your mom.

[17:40:49] Grand Admiral Awe : Dude

[17:40:52] Grand Admiral Awe : yea?

[17:40:53] Grand Admiral Awe : Your gay

[17:40:54] Grand Admiral Awe : nou

[17:41:07] Grand Admiral Awe : DIE HERETIC

[17:41:09] Grand Admiral Awe : BUT I AM YOU!

[17:41:15] Grand Admiral Awe : NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!

[17:41:36] Grand Admiral Awe : OH YES YES YES

[17:41:46] Grand Admiral Awe : I AM NO HERETIC I KILL IN HIS NAME

[17:42:07] Grand Admiral Awe : IF YOU CALL ME A HERETIC. YOU ARE THE HERETIC HERETIC

[17:42:09] Grand Admiral Awe : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[17:42:12] Grand Admiral Awe : YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[17:42:16] Grand Admiral Awe : YOU SHALL NOT WIN!

[17:42:25] Grand Admiral Awe : YES I SHALL

[17:42:26] Grand Admiral Awe : NEIN!

[17:42:28] Grand Admiral Awe : YES!

[17:42:59] * Grand Admiral Awe yells FOR THE EMPORER and runs himself through with a chainsword

[17:43:03] Grand Admiral Awe is Disconnected on Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:43 pm

[12:30:51] @ Z 1 : All you mother fuckers a going to show up the moment I go away
[12:36:12] Grand Admiral Awe has joined the chat on Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:36 pm
[12:45:52] Z 1 has been disconnected the Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:45 pm (session timeout)
[12:51:52] Wesker has joined the chat on Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:51 pm
[12:52:00] @ Wesker : Damn straight.

[13:14:57] @ G-Birkin : I SUMMON TRIGGUR TO THIS PLANE OF EXISTINCE!
[13:15:16] Imp has been disconnected the Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:15 pm (session timeout)
[13:15:17] Imp has joined the chat on Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:15 pm
[13:15:24] Grand Admiral Awe : He's probably getting drunk
[13:15:38] @ G-Birkin : YOU ARE NOT TRIGGUR IMP!
[13:16:22] @ G-Birkin : Does anyone know the return procedures for mis-summons?

[03:15:08] @ God Of Birkin 2 : the economy has all but fucking froze
[03:15:25] Trigger! : LOLOLOL YOU SAID BUTT FUCKING