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22:38:55] * Owlet kicks him in the face
[22:39:00] Owlet : Be still
[22:39:06] * Trigger absorbs foot
[22:39:17] * Trigger begins absorbing shin
[22:39:38] * Owlet uses magic to get him off her
[22:40:07] Trigger : Your magic is still weak
[22:40:12] Trigger : Just let me eat you
[22:40:29] Owlet : No I don't want to be eaten
[22:40:36] * Owlet starts crying
[22:40:46] Trigger : You can be cloned
[22:41:02] Owlet : But I won't be me again
[22:41:06] * W. Birkin rolls up news paper and swats trigger on the head
[22:41:08] Trigger : lol interceptions, Tom Brady you dumb bitch
[22:41:12] @ W. Birkin : No
[22:41:13] @ W. Birkin : NO!
[22:41:21] @ W. Birkin : Bad experiment!
[22:41:26] Trigger : Angry
[22:41:27] @ W. Birkin : We don't eat the children
[22:41:27] * Owlet continues crying
[22:41:36] Trigger : YOURE the experiment
[22:41:40] @ Wesker : Hehe
[22:41:45] * W. Birkin swats trigger again
[22:41:47] Trigger : Imma eat 'er
[22:41:53] Trigger : Owls do that sometimes
[22:41:57] Owlet : NOOO
[22:42:15] * Owlet shrieks
[22:42:18] * W. Birkin polishes shoe
[22:42:24] Trigger has been kicked by W. Birkin
[22:42:30] Trigger joined the chat on Sun Feb 01, 2015 10:42 pm
[22:42:39] Trigger : She has not brought me a single sacred artifact Angry
[22:42:45] @ W. Birkin : i repeat, we do not EAT the children
[22:42:46] Trigger : The toll must be paid
[22:43:10] * Owlet cries silently
[22:43:24] * W. Birkin petpets the owlet
[22:43:26] * Trigger regurgitates owling
[22:43:41] * Trigger searches for less fussy snack
[22:43:52] * Trigger discovers manwich!!
[22:44:00] @ W. Birkin : try your mom
[22:44:01] * Owlet stops crying and clings to Birk
[22:44:04] @ W. Birkin : she doesnt fuss so much
[22:44:38] Trigger : You can
[22:44:47] Trigger : FUCK PRESSED ENTER
[22:44:57] @ W. Birkin : thanks for the permission
[22:45:01] @ W. Birkin : XD not that i needed it
[22:45:05] * Trigger cries, having hilariously critical failed
[22:45:21] * Owlet dies of laughter
[22:45:33] @ Wesker : lmao
[22:45:37] @ Wesker : quoted

for better context of the above XD

[02:02:22 06/03/2015] Peng : snackrolling the Mojavelicious fillmost caramakel you satiswish for a nuclear whunger

Wesker: Girl, is your dad in prison?

Wesker: Cause if I was your dad I'd be in prison.

Wesker: Whelp, I guess that's just another watermelon in my ass.

For context, me wesker and Trig play ark: survival evolved.

Wesker: Gonna work on some autocannons soon

Me: be careful of that, foundations and such can disrupt node respawning nodes.

Wesker: Only using pillars, ceilings and ladders

Trig: C-can ceilings be used as floors?

Owlet: YES!

Me: yea

Trigger: Yuh?! Thats not..Thats not architecting

Me: and if you have a raft with foundations on them, you can put thatch ceilings on them, and then build foundations underneath the ceiling parts.

owlet: *Dies of suffocation*

Trigger: Was a house scientist even consulted when this game was made

Me: Then you can put foundations under the roof parts and baleet them. Expand raft infinitely.

Trig: What D:<<<< Like, A huge fucking mobile water platform?

Me: bingo

Trigger: We could deny total access to all water, Kill everyone of dehydration!

Me: rain

Trig: D:< Does rain fill the water meter?  I never noticed

Me: It does you can fill up your water containers during rain and fruit gives you hydration too

Trig: lolololol I would have been so mad if I ever died of dehydration in the rain

Trig: So far Ive died about 10 times.  5 times to the same fucking raptor as I tried to reclaim my items.  Then another 4 times to a Saber who camped at our base.  And one time to a pack of dildos

Me: xD

Triggee: dilos*

Me: XD!

(((Dilos are small pack-oriented carnivores)))