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[20:10:35 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : Pengy
[20:10:54 09/05/11] Pengy : Yes? D:
[20:10:59 09/05/11] @ AUSTINIUS POWERIUS : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxJzhy2VQeY
[20:11:03 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : Gimme some love
[20:11:08 09/05/11] * W.Birkin glomps
[20:11:20 09/05/11] Annette : I knew it.
[20:11:28 09/05/11] * Pengy christian sidehugs
[20:11:47 09/05/11] * W.Birkin looks to Annette
[20:11:48 09/05/11] * Pengy and only for like 1-2 seconds max
[20:11:49 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : knew what?
[20:11:49 09/05/11] Annette : Caught in the act! I knew you were going at it behind my back!
[20:12:11 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : Oh don't try that missy
[20:12:26 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : You were going behind my back with Weskah
[20:12:28 09/05/11] Annette : First the bastard son, now this?
[20:12:41 09/05/11] * AUSTINIUS POWERIUS hugs Birk
[20:12:51 09/05/11] Annette : Wait, you only know about Wesk?
[20:12:56 09/05/11] * Annette gives a sigh of relief
[20:12:56 09/05/11] @ AUSTINIUS POWERIUS : Daddy! Lets go play baseball!
[20:13:01 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin :
[20:13:09 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : I want a dna test on sherry
[20:13:33 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : I know about leon too
[20:13:36 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : and mark
[20:13:37 09/05/11] @ Implejack : Burk
[20:13:46 09/05/11] @ Implejack : Go look up Star wolves 3 for me and give me your opinion
[20:13:52 09/05/11] Annette : Leon was just a thing, he didn't mean anything.
[20:14:01 09/05/11] Annette : Ada, on the otherhand, was wild.
[20:14:13 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : a likely story
[20:14:21 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : Leon did her in the butt you know
[20:14:37 09/05/11] Annette : That police chief was pretty good too, but he kept wanting to cuddle.
[20:14:48 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin :
[20:14:49 09/05/11] Annette : Didn't we all?
[20:14:59 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : He raped the corpse of the mayor's daughter
[20:15:25 09/05/11] Annette : I did that while she was alive, and honestly I guess you couldn't tell the difference.
[20:15:35 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : D:
[20:15:48 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : Yooooooooou~
[20:16:20 09/05/11] @ Wesker : Greetings.
[20:16:27 09/05/11] Annette : What about Rita, Kevin, George and Alyssa?
[20:16:33 09/05/11] Annette : Do you know about them?
[20:16:38 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : Wesker, I need a sample of your DNA,
[20:16:48 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : No, but I do now
[20:17:07 09/05/11] Annette : Don't worry Birk, Sherry is yours.
[20:17:07 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : Wait
[20:17:11 09/05/11] @ Wesker : I believe we have a sample in the lab, Birkin.
[20:17:12 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : What about Yoko?
[20:17:22 09/05/11] @ Wesker : Be warned, it's angry.
[20:17:29 09/05/11] @ AUSTINIUS POWERIUS : Dr. Horrible?
[20:17:32 09/05/11] @ Wesker : It hasn't been fed today.
[20:17:36 09/05/11] @ Implejack : I always thought Sherry was a clone, and the real child was given up for adoption
[20:17:37 09/05/11] Annette : I was with Mark, the police chief, and and that brother cop around the time Sherry was conceived
[20:17:39 09/05/11] @ Wesker : DR HORRIBLE YES
[20:17:40 09/05/11] @ Implejack : I mean
[20:17:45 09/05/11] @ Implejack : What
[20:17:52 09/05/11] @ AUSTINIUS POWERIUS : DR HORRIBLE 2!
[20:17:58 09/05/11] @ Wesker : No.
[20:18:04 09/05/11] @ Wesker : No sequels.
[20:18:04 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : If you tapped Yoko, then, congrats
[20:18:11 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : You did what I couldn't without clorophorm
[20:18:17 09/05/11] @ AUSTINIUS POWERIUS : Too late.
[20:18:21 09/05/11] @ AUSTINIUS POWERIUS : Already greenlite.
[20:18:23 09/05/11] Annette : Yoko was rather difficult, but Cindy and I got her
[20:19:12 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : So trigger was lying when he said it was a cgi
[20:19:56 09/05/11] @ Wesker : It won't have the same magic Dr. Horrible did, I can almost guarantee it.
[20:20:12 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : I I'm so angry that I can't see straight
[20:20:20 09/05/11] @ Wesker : And how much you wanna bet Captain Hammer comes back and wins
[20:20:26 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : Austin, be a dear and fetch my glasses
[20:20:36 09/05/11] Annette : I would say I have her panties to prove it, but Yoko never wore any. Just gym gear.
[20:22:37 09/05/11] @ Wesker : ~
[20:23:02 09/05/11] * Wesker waters his Globe-shaped plants
[20:23:12 09/05/11] @ Wesker : Complete global saturation~~
[20:23:31 09/05/11] Pengy : .
[20:23:38 09/05/11] @ Implejack : .
[20:23:41 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : Thats the only way wesk
[20:23:48 09/05/11] Annette : That pun was in bad taste.
[20:24:46 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : almost as bad as claire tasted
[20:24:51 09/05/11] @ Wesker : :C
[20:24:58 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin :
[20:25:34 09/05/11] Annette : That bad taste in your mouth...well....
[20:25:41 09/05/11] * Wesker edits a picture of the earth with photoshop
[20:25:44 09/05/11] Annette : It skipped a line.
[20:25:50 09/05/11] * Wesker turns the saturation ALL THE WAY UP
[20:25:58 09/05/11] Annette : It only tasted bad because Claire has a penis
[20:26:04 09/05/11] @ Wesker : Complete global saturation!
[20:26:14 09/05/11] @ Wesker : C:
[20:26:14 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : D: She said it was a strap on, that bitch
[20:27:36 09/05/11] Annette : I think Claire 'saturated' Birk's face.
[20:28:14 09/05/11] @ Wesker : That'd be about the point he probably realized that's no strap-on.
[20:29:15 09/05/11] * W.Birkin sits in a shower, rocking back and forth
[20:29:40 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : Wesk
[20:29:41 09/05/11] * Wesker opens the shower curtain and stabs Birkin
[20:29:44 09/05/11] @ Wesker : Yeah?
[20:29:47 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : I will be getting brink on the morrow
[20:29:57 09/05/11] @ Wesker : Excellent.
[20:29:59 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : Should be on to play at around 3pm eastern
[20:30:12 09/05/11] @ Wesker : That's 4PM Central, right?
[20:30:20 09/05/11] * W.Birkin shrieks as he's stabbed
[20:30:51 09/05/11] @ Wesker : THIS IS A METAPHOR FOR WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND CLAIRE
[20:30:58 09/05/11] * Wesker leaves after shouting that.
[20:31:16 09/05/11] * W.Birkin sobs and continues to rock back and forth
[20:31:53 09/05/11] @ Wesker : So, what build are you going for, Z? Still the speed demon build with SMGs?
[20:31:54 09/05/11] * W.Birkin sniffles
[20:31:56 09/05/11] @ Wesker : Or the Long Rifles?
[20:32:12 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : A-At least Alexia let me have fun
[20:32:25 09/05/11] Annette : Poor Birk.
[20:32:26 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : She let me have anal, unlike you, annette!
[20:32:47 09/05/11] Annette : You tried anal, on the cat. You should stop drinking, dear.
[20:33:22 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : A cat is fine too
[20:33:24 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : Speed demon SMGS, medic or enginer
[20:33:34 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : But no, it was Alexia
[20:33:34 09/05/11] Annette : Plus, Alexia was in a tube for what? Eleven years? Her brother paraded around as her all that time.
[20:33:51 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : I know cause she was wearing this pretty blue pendant around her neck
[20:33:51 09/05/11] Annette : Are you sure you were seduced by him instead?
[20:34:01 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : .... waht
[20:34:25 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : D:
[20:34:30 09/05/11] Annette : Birk, you made love to a man.
[20:34:43 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : D8
[20:34:58 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : My guy is going to be flipping shit Wesk
[20:34:58 09/05/11] @ Implejack : Leon made the same mistake
[20:35:00 09/05/11] * W.Birkin finds himself back in the shower, rocking back and forth. Again.
[20:35:08 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : I suggest that we go for trench coats, and sun glasses
[20:35:13 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : Or that you do
[20:35:25 09/05/11] Annette : Poor Leon, he never suspected it coming.
[20:35:26 09/05/11] @ Wesker : Okay.
[20:35:36 09/05/11] @ Wesker : Well, I might go for a medium build, actually.
[20:35:44 09/05/11] @ Wesker : But my class choices remain the same.
[20:36:18 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : Well the choice between medium and light will be made after sampling the two
[20:37:06 09/05/11] * W.Birkin retreats to the bottle after his shower so that he can make the memories go away D;
[20:37:36 09/05/11] Annette : You can drink away the memories, but I still have the photo's!
[20:37:50 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : D:
[20:38:02 09/05/11] * Annette posts all the pictures all over the internet
[20:38:09 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : Here birk
[20:38:15 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : Split this whisky with me
[20:38:31 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : Yjeah, wuh-wuhell, I has.. I has..*hic* pictures of youh and Josjkuub
[20:39:18 09/05/11] Annette : Me and who?
[20:39:57 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : JoshCube.. duhn act liek you dunno who he ish
[20:40:03 09/05/11] * W.Birkin wobbles drunkenly
[20:40:23 09/05/11] @ Wesker : So, I'm going to be a Medium build. Probably Engineer over Operative. I'm going to have an Assault Rifle with a Bayonet, a Gunsling, and a Foregrip if they let me.
[20:40:34 09/05/11] * W.Birkin wobbles over to the computer terminal and taps at the keys
[20:40:36 09/05/11] @ Wesker : And probably a four-vent muzzle brake.
[20:40:36 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/636231#search=Annette_Birkin
[20:40:52 09/05/11] @ AUSTINIUS POWERIUS : Back.
[20:41:06 09/05/11] @ AUSTINIUS POWERIUS : So, Z, the last part of Episode 4 was cool.
[20:41:09 09/05/11] * W.Birkin grabs austin
[20:41:13 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : ah luv you man
[20:41:22 09/05/11] * W.Birkin hugs
[20:41:41 09/05/11] @ AUSTINIUS POWERIUS : OHGOD
[20:41:45 09/05/11] @ AUSTINIUS POWERIUS : UNCLEAN
[20:41:58 09/05/11] * AUSTINIUS POWERIUS stabs Birk with a knife, then runs away
[20:42:04 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : PFffft I just got out out of the shower
[20:42:05 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : Austin
[20:42:11 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : you must play Brink with me and wesk
[20:42:15 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : We got me a medic
[20:42:17 09/05/11] @ AUSTINIUS POWERIUS : No money.
[20:42:19 09/05/11] * W.Birkin looks down at the second stab wound he has incurred tonight
[20:42:20 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : Him an opertive
[20:42:31 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : I didn't feel nuffin
[20:42:37 09/05/11] * W.Birkin falls over
[20:42:38 09/05/11] @ Wesker : Well, probably engineer.
[20:43:13 09/05/11] @ Wesker : Z, they have the damage charts for most of the weapons.
[20:43:14 09/05/11] @ Wesker : http://brink.wikia.com/wiki/Weapons
[20:43:37 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : Heeeeeeeeeeeee~y... what.. what're you guys standing on the wall for?
[20:44:38 09/05/11] @ Wesker : We're not on the wall, Birkin.
[20:44:51 09/05/11] @ Wesker : It just looks like that from where you are... The leaper cage. >.>
[20:45:11 09/05/11] * W.Birkin points dramatically
[20:45:16 09/05/11] Annette : http://www.freewebs.com/resident_evil_0_remake/My Wesker And Birkin Comic.jpg
[20:45:21 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : you're a turrible liar wesk, you're SO on the wall
[20:45:39 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : I read that there was a fast firing smg, that was highly accurate
[20:45:42 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : but slow reload
[20:45:49 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : I will go with that most likly
[20:46:01 09/05/11] * W.Birkin blinks
[20:46:04 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : haw.. I remember dat
[20:46:16 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : You were so happeh that entire day
[20:47:42 09/05/11] @ Wesker : You probably want the Galactic SMG, Z.
[20:47:47 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : bulldog or something
[20:47:50 09/05/11] @ Commissar Z 1 : Maybe
[20:48:12 09/05/11] Pengy : .
[20:48:13 09/05/11] @ Wesker : Oh, Buldpaun.
[20:48:51 09/05/11] @ Wesker : http://brink.wikia.com/wiki/Bulpdaun
[20:49:01 09/05/11] * W.Birkin glomps on wesker
[20:49:06 09/05/11] @ Wesker : Medium damage, high rate of fire. 27 rounds in a magazine, with 162 in reserve.
[20:49:10 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : lessh give her another picture!
[20:49:15 09/05/11] @ Wesker : ?
[20:49:20 09/05/11] @ Wesker : ?!?!?
[20:49:31 09/05/11] Annette : .
[20:49:32 09/05/11] * Wesker pushes Birk off
[20:49:47 09/05/11] @ Wesker : Don't do that again, you'll mess up the do.
[20:49:49 09/05/11] * W.Birkin topples back, pulling wesk ontop of him
[20:49:51 09/05/11] * Wesker combs his hair
[20:49:59 09/05/11] * Wesker rolls off.
[20:50:03 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin :
[20:50:37 09/05/11] Annette : .
[20:50:46 09/05/11] * W.Birkin drunkenly passes out
[20:51:36 09/05/11] Annette : .
[20:52:22 09/05/11] * W.Birkin rolls over and snuggles up to annette's foot
[20:53:09 09/05/11] Annette : .
[20:53:24 09/05/11] Annette : Right where you belong, dearest.
[20:53:24 09/05/11] @ AUSTINIUS POWERIUS : wat
[20:53:58 09/05/11] * W.Birkin mumbles incoherently in his sleep. Something about monkeys.
[20:54:13 09/05/11] Annette : The chat isnt autorefreshing for me
[20:54:36 09/05/11] @ AUSTINIUS POWERIUS : I do say, he jsut muttered something about how he like to take it up the ass by big, strong monkeys.
[20:55:12 09/05/11] Annette : Well, after Claire and a male Alexia, I wouldn't doubt much.
[20:55:26 09/05/11] Annette : That's not even counting all the Wesker things.
[20:55:44 09/05/11] * W.Birkin mumbles about sherry too
[20:56:02 09/05/11] Pengy : .
[20:56:06 09/05/11] Annette : And he's into 12 year olds.
[20:56:27 09/05/11] @ W.Birkin : jush like my whiskeh