Chat Quotes

[09:26:51] @ W.Birkin : bronie
[09:26:54] * W.Birkin pounces jeel
[09:27:53] * Inquisitor Valentine gacks
[09:28:34] * W.Birkin puts jeel in a pony suit
[09:29:06] * Inquisitor Valentine is already a pony, wonders why shes now in a pony suit
[09:29:33] @ W.Birkin : We herd you liked ponies, so we put a pony in your pony, so you could pony while you pony
[09:29:57] @ W.Birkin : :trollface:
[09:29:58] * Inquisitor Valentine stares
[09:30:04] * Wesker needs a good version of Ode to Joy sung by a choir
[09:30:05] @ Inquisitor Valentine : I will punch you in the nose.
[09:30:32] @ W.Birkin : :trollface: umad?

Narcissist : Noun : One who talks to his or herself in a chatbox, then thinks their lonely ravings warrant viewing by others.


[12:06:25] Triggitius : IT MUST BE AWKWARD
[12:06:32] Triggitius : TO HAVE A SON WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS MOTHER
[12:06:57] Triggitius : "SON, YOU LOOK A WHOLE LOT LIKE SOMEONE I'VE HAD SEX WITH."
[12:07:12] Triggitius : AND THAT IS MY THOUGHT FOR TODAY

[21:09:21] @ Wesker : .
[21:11:11] Triggitius : Look
[21:11:15] Triggitius : Wesker is on his period

[22:38:46] Imperator : IT'S A HERMAPHRODITE

[14:02:37] Austin Powers : Gonna go look for fool now.
[14:02:41] Austin Powers : *food
[14:04:36] * Wilma Birkin provides austin with sustinance
[14:05:05] @ Wilma Birkin : Go on, go on... eaaaaat
[14:05:22] @ Wilma Birkin : I wish to watch. It shall pleasure me.
[14:05:52] @ Inquisitor Valentine : weirdo
[14:06:10] @ Wilma Birkin : DONT JUDGE ME
[14:06:31] * Wilma Birkin puts on the gimp mask and nipple clamps
[14:06:52] Austin Powers : I found enchiladas.
[14:07:02] Austin Powers : ...The fuck is going on here?
[14:07:05] @ Wilma Birkin : Excellent~
[14:07:19] @ Wilma Birkin : Eat them... slowly..
[14:07:36] @ Wilma Birkin : and don't forget the sour cream
[14:07:56] Austin Powers : No, no sour cream.
[14:08:10] @ Wilma Birkin : Salsa?
[14:08:24] Austin Powers : Yes.
[14:08:42] @ Wilma Birkin : Good.. good. Proceed
[14:09:17] Austin Powers : ...Maybe I should go.
[14:09:35] @ Inquisitor Valentine : Good idea.
[14:09:58] * Austin Powers gets his plate and slowly proceeds to the nearest exit
[14:09:59] @ Wilma Birkin : No!
[14:10:05] * Wilma Birkin locks the door
[14:10:22] * Austin Powers runs toward the window!
[14:10:43] * Wilma Birkin notes the windows have bars
[14:10:59] * Austin Powers teleports!
[14:11:01] Austin Powers is Disconnected on Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:11 pm
[14:11:05] Imperator has been disconnected the Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:11 pm (session timeout)
[14:11:09] @ Wilma Birkin : D:<
[14:11:15] @ Inquisitor Valentine : Cheater X
[14:11:16] @ Wilma Birkin : You didnt have to take imp with you!

[22:52:01] Storm Commander Alvarez : I'll be under a unit of the Inqusiton as a detachment of the Elysian Droop troopers

No offense to Awe, I just thought this was hilarious.

[23:34:43] Swarm Lord has joined the chat on Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:34 pm
[23:34:43] Swarm Lord is Disconnected on Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:34 pm
[23:35:55] @ Swarm Lord : .
[23:35:59] @ Swarm Lord : lol

[18:14:54] Havoc has joined the chat on Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:14 pm.

[18:15:13] Commissar Z 1 has been disconnected the Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:15 pm (session timeout).

[18:15:28] Havoc : And havoc goes without >.>.

[18:15:36] Commissar Z 1 has joined the chat on Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:15 pm.

[18:15:43] Moderator status given to Havoc by W.Birkin.

[18:15:50] @ W.Birkin : .

[18:15:57] Havoc : o.o.

[18:16:00] @ Swarm Lord : B'aww..

[18:16:01] Pest02 has joined the chat on Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:16 pm.

[18:16:04] Havoc : Well then..

[18:16:08] Moderator status withdrawn to Havoc by Pest02.

[18:16:23] Imperator : CATASTROPHE WAS AVERTED.

[01:11:07] * Triggitius fires his M16 into the jungle, screaming out the names of his fallen friends
[01:12:11] Chief Librarian Pengy : :o
[01:13:07] Triggitius : DAMMIT PENGOR
[01:13:16] Triggitius : WE'VE BEEN GETTING HAMMERED BY CHARLIE ALL NIGHT
[01:13:25] Triggitius : GRAB YOUR GEAR, WE'RE GOING INTO THE SHIT
[01:13:45] Chief Librarian Pengy : I can't.
[01:13:50] Chief Librarian Pengy : I need to go to bed.



UNPATRIOTIC FLIGHTLESS WATERBASTARD

[MSF] Nyctophobia has been invited to chat.
Level 34 Trollicor has been invited to chat.
Level 34 Trollicor entered chat.
[MSF]Caulder: IS HE ACTUALLY AWAY?
[MSF]Caulder: THAT ASS
Level 34 Trollicor: how dare he have a life
[MSF]Caulder: HE'S CANADIAN
[MSF]Caulder: WHAT LIFE COULD HE POSSIBLY HAVE
[MSF]Caulder: UNLESS HE WALKS TO AMERICA EVERY DAY
Level 34 Trollicor: THE LIFE OF A LUMBERJACK IS NOT AN EASY ONE
[MSF]Caulder: QUITE TRUE.

NOT FUNNY, I JUST FEEL LIKE BEING MEAN.

[13:15:00] @ W.Birkin : here i am in the desert, trying to blackjack some bitch to rob and maybe rape her

-Nyctophobia = myself.

Also, sleep is pretty important.

[21:21:34] Havoc : This paper is a bitch
[21:22:30] Triggitius : It is a beast
[21:22:30] Triggitius has joined the chat on Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:22 pm
[21:22:57] Triggitius : I post before I actually join the chat.
[21:22:59] Triggitius : Winning.

[20:36:38] @ Swarm Lord : I'LL SHOW YOU A LARGE, ANGRY PENIS, TRIGGER Angry

[20:37:06] Triggitius : DONT MAKE ME BEND YOU OVER THE VENDING MACHINE WESKER

[20:37:13] Triggitius : BECAUSE FIRST I'D HAVE TO KNOCK IT OVER

[21:52:34] @ Swarm Lord : 5 OUT OF 6 PEOPLE ENJOY GANG RAPE
[21:52:46] Storm Commander Alvarez : I'M THE ONE THAT DIDN'T
[21:53:21] @ Swarm Lord : SO YOU WERE THE VICTIM?

[14:59:16] @ Kanden : did you hear that Akriax is a pedophile?
[14:59:25] @ W.Birkin : wat
[14:59:43] @ Swarm Lord : ?
[14:59:54] @ Kanden : He solicits nude pics from 14 year old girls
[15:00:12] @ W.Birkin : thats not pedophilia
[15:00:36] @ W.Birkin : its hebephilia
[15:00:49] @ Kanden : oh?
[15:01:21] @ W.Birkin : yes
[15:01:39] @ W.Birkin : pedophilia is a sexual attraction to prepubecent children
[15:02:06] @ W.Birkin : hebephilia is the sexual attraction to post pubescent teens who are still under the legal age of consent
[15:02:39] @ Swarm Lord : Birk, Credits are being offered to Umbrella Researcher.
[15:02:46] @ W.Birkin : woot
[15:02:56] @ W.Birkin : not that anyone cares about minor details like that kanden
[15:04:03] @ W.Birkin : see what I did thar?
[15:05:15] @ Kanden : Yes.
[15:05:20] @ Swarm Lord : HARHARHAR-fuck you.
[15:05:24] @ W.Birkin :

S L 11:49 am
have you not seen the news?

Pat 11:49 am
what news
wtf news, man

S L 11:49 am
the storms
we got hit by a major storm cell last night
parts of alabama, tennessee and god knows where else is ripped to hell and back
we had a funnel cloud fly right over head

Pat 11:51 am
o.o

Pat 11:51 am
*throws a Tornado at you*

S L 11:51 am
*uses leaf shield*
>=3

Fuck yea! I beat Air Man!

ShadowHaze2:

Aha! Still not gonna kill Leon though...


Wesker-X:
He's already dead.

I have him skinned, hanging on a hook in my basement if you're still interested...

/beginCreepyLaugh

From DF.

[20:34:27 29/04/11] @ Imperator : I HAVE A FEELING YOU'LL END UP WITH TRIGGERS HABITS, SYNS OBSESSIVENESS, AND THE MIND OF FATALITY

[20:34:37 29/04/11] @ Imperator : MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL

[20:34:50 29/04/11] Chief Librarian Pengy : I.... D:

Kanden wrote:

[20:34:27 29/04/11] @ Imperator : I HAVE A FEELING YOU'LL END UP WITH TRIGGERS HABITS, SYNS OBSESSIVENESS, AND THE MIND OF FATALITY

[20:34:37 29/04/11] @ Imperator : MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL

[20:34:50 29/04/11] Chief Librarian Pengy : I.... D:

Wassat mean D:<

[00:03:13] * Triggitius PULLS OUT HIS SWORD
[00:03:17] Triggitius : COME PENGOR
[00:03:23] Triggitius : LET US GINGERLY TOUCH TIPS
[00:03:50] Pengy : I don't know about this.
[00:04:08] Pengy : My sword prefers a nice scabbard. D:
[00:04:15] Triggitius : COME ON, JUST ONCE
[00:04:29] Triggitius : I'VE DONE THIS PLENTY OF TIMES
[00:04:51] Triggitius : IT'S HOW WE SHOW BROTHERLY AFFECTION FOR OUR KINSMEN
[00:06:10] Pengy : D:<
[00:06:20] * Pengy swiftly beheads Triggitius



PENGOR VALUES NOT THE SACRED BONDS OF BROTHERHOOD

He just didn't want to touch the tip of his sword with yours.

Pengy, don't be a prude, it's not gay if the flails don't touch.

[20:44:21] Pengy : I only watch TV on dvd format. Cheesy

[20:44:36] @ Inquisitor Valentine : may all your dvd's be stolen by niggers.

[20:44:42] Imperator has been disconnected the Sun May 01, 2011 8:44 pm (session timeout)

[20:44:50] * Inquisitor Valentine nods sagely

[20:44:55] Flock Czar Triggitius : May all your niggers be stolen by white people on boats

[14:30:19] @ Kanden : Is it possible to hate fun?

[14:30:56] @ Implejack : Yes

[14:31:05] @ Implejack : Pengy is a prime example of this

[14:31:06] @ Implejack : Alls he ever does is listen to bad music

[14:31:09] @ Implejack : And play runescape

[15:28:34] Triggitius : I WENT TO GOOGLE AND TYPED IN MAN WITH EIGHT DICKS

[15:28:38] Triggitius : BUT NOTHING TURNED UP