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[18:21:04] Triggitius : BEHOLD
[18:21:17] Triggitius : THE FINAL BOSS
[18:21:19] Triggitius : http://e621.net/post/show/115151/anii-bald-balls-brown_eyes-brown_skin-cock_arms-co
[18:21:56] Pengy has joined the chat on Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:21 pm
[18:21:58] @ Austin Powers : ...
[18:22:08] @ Austin Powers : Fuck You, Trig.
[18:22:25] Triggitius : LOLOLOLOL

Grandpa Lawngneck

[11:54:47] @ Ozymandias : You're a fag.
[11:54:53] * Ozymandias rapes Chris Hansen
[11:55:02] @ Ozymandias : You wanted this, fag!
[11:55:10] * Chris Hansen calls in the police
[11:55:22] * Ozymandias rapes them all

[17:31:11] Triggitius : YOU ARE FUKT
[17:31:26] Triggitius : I HAVE LEFT SO LITTLE ROOM FOR SURVIVAL
[17:31:46] Triggitius : IT IS LIKE
[17:32:04] Triggitius : WHEN THE GODDAMN SAIYANS WOULD DESCEND UPON A PLANET AND OBLITERATE IT
[17:32:47] Triggitius : BUT WITH MORE COCKJUICE
[17:33:04] Triggitius : BECAUSE IT IS HARD TIMES WE LIVE IN BOYS
[17:33:51] @ Austin Powers : SO WE MUST GET GOKU!??!!??!?!?!
[17:35:08] Triggitius : Z IS GOKU
[17:35:12] Triggitius : AND I AM VEGETA
[17:35:25] Triggitius : AND YOU ARE PICCOLO
[17:35:56] Triggitius : AND HAVOC IS CELL
[17:36:00] Triggitius : ONLY DRUNKER
[17:36:27] @ Pest02 : WHAT ABOUT V?
[17:36:40] Triggitius : PUAR
[17:37:05] @ Pest02 : ]:<

[15:58:01] @ Force Commander Wesker : www.jewtube.com
[15:58:04] @ Force Commander Wesker : loooooooooooooool
[15:58:06] @ Force Commander Wesker : It exists
[15:58:35] Triggitius : Needs more jews
[15:58:44] @ Force Commander Wesker : LIKE HELL

[18:31:54] W.Birkin has joined the chat on Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:31 pm
[18:32:01] @ Austin Powers : Birk!?
[18:32:05] * W.Birkin dramatic point
[18:32:09] @ W.Birkin : TRIGGER!
[18:32:14] @ W.Birkin : I challenge you to a pokemon battle!
[18:32:37] Triggitius : Go to hell, nigger
[18:32:48] * Triggitius kicks Birkin in the dick and takes his wallet
[18:32:59] * Austin Powers steals Birkin's Black Cherry

Bastids, both of you.

[18:50:05] Force Commander Wesker has joined the chat on Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:50 pm
[18:50:26] Triggitius : LOOK SIRS IT IS WESKER
[18:50:36] Triggitius : LET US RISE AGAINST HIM AND RAPE HIM WITH OUR DICKS
[18:50:38] @ Force Commander Wesker : YES

Triggitius wrote:

[18:50:05] Force Commander Wesker has joined the chat on Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:50 pm
[18:50:26] Triggitius : LOOK SIRS IT IS WESKER
[18:50:36] Triggitius : LET US RISE AGAINST HIM AND RAPE HIM WITH OUR DICKS
[18:50:38] @ Force Commander Wesker : YES

You bastard, you deleted my post capturing that.

You included the next several lines, deflating the lulz. D:<

[MSF] Triggitius:
[MSF] Triggitius: BACK IN MY DAY
[MSF] Triggitius: THERE WAS A THIRD GENDER
[MSF] Triggitius: CALLED "JAHALE"
[MSF] Triggitius: BUT THEY WERE EVENTUALLY RULED ILLEGAL
[MSF] Triggitius: AND RAPED TO DEATH
[MSF] Triggitius: IN THEIR MYSTERIOUS NEW HOLE
[MSF] Triggitius: I'D LOVE TO KNOW HOW THAT HOLE FEELS
[MSF] Triggitius: I WAS ABOUT FOUR THE LAST TIME I SAW ONE
[MSF] Nyctophobia: !
[MSF] Triggitius: IT LOOKED SORT OF LIKE AN ASSHOLE
[MSF] Triggitius: BUT IT WAS PURPLE
[MSF] Triggitius: AND HAD THREE EYES
[MSF] Triggitius: IT ALSO TALKED
[MSF] Triggitius: MOST WERE PRETTY OFFENSIVE ACTUALLY
[MSF] Triggitius: IUNNO WHAT A "SNAPER" IS
[MSF] Triggitius: HARRY POTTER WASN'T AROUND AT THE TIME
[MSF] Triggitius: SO I HAD TO ASSUME IT WAS SOME SORT OF SNAKE
[MSF] Triggitius: SO I SPENT THE NEXT FOUR YEARS AFRAID OF MY PENIS
[MSF] Nyctophobia: Sounds awful.
[MSF] Triggitius: ACTUALLY
[MSF] Triggitius: IT WAS PRETTY HAWT
[MSF] Triggitius: I RECOMMEND IT
[MSF] Nyctophobia: chat quotes
[MSF] Triggitius: YOUR POST IS BROKEN
[MSF] Nyctophobia: ORLY
[MSF] Triggitius: IT IS MISSING SOME OF MY LINES
[MSF] Triggitius: FIX'D YER POST
[MSF] Nyctophobia: ...
[MSF] Nyctophobia: BUT
[MSF] Nyctophobia: I JSUT FIXD IT
[MSF] Nyctophobia: STOP EDITING AT THE SAME TIME AS ME.
[MSF] Triggitius: SHUT YOUR DICK
[MSF] Nyctophobia: YES SIR
[MSF] Nyctophobia SHUTS HIS PENIS
[MSF] Triggitius: IF YOU CANT DO THINGS FASTER THAN AN EXTREMELY DRUNK PERSON
[MSF] Triggitius: YOU DONT DESERVE TO FEEL SATISFACTION IN YOUR LIFE

[02:02:56] * Triggitius needs delicious snackages
[02:04:24] @ W.Birkin : the only way these could be better is if they came in ranch, or plain so you can dip them
[02:06:03] Triggitius : Oh well isn't that a coincidence it just so happens that I - SONIC BOOM!!!!11!!
[02:06:31] * Triggitius sends twin torrents of spinning pressurized death-air at Birkin
[02:06:42] * W.Birkin watches his bag of snacks get blasted
[02:06:43] @ W.Birkin : D:
[02:07:03] @ W.Birkin :
[02:07:45] * Triggitius dashes over to Birkin and flash-kicks him straight in the face and ear
[02:12:00] Triggitius : KO
[02:12:46] Triggitius : Go home, and be a snackless man.

OBJECTION!

[15:42:59 08/04/11] @ W.Birkin : trigga muh boy
[15:44:35 08/04/11] Triggitius : Birkin mah nigga
[15:44:47 08/04/11] @ W.Birkin : wassup
[15:45:01 08/04/11] Triggitius : My avatar has been freshly slutted and crazied up
[15:45:06 08/04/11] Triggitius : Das whassup
[15:45:08 08/04/11] @ W.Birkin : i saw
[15:45:58 08/04/11] @ W.Birkin : She needs more jizz
[15:46:20 08/04/11] @ W.Birkin : like a thread running form her mouth to her finger, as if she's like, wtf is this?
[15:46:30 08/04/11] Triggitius : D:
[15:46:33 08/04/11] @ W.Birkin : cause she's totally makin dat face yo
[15:46:45 08/04/11] Triggitius : Well
[15:46:54 08/04/11] Triggitius : Her face is roughly where his bellybutton should be
[15:47:00 08/04/11] Triggitius : Maybe she's giving it a kiss?
[15:47:24 08/04/11] @ W.Birkin : or maybe she's cockgobbling
[15:47:39 08/04/11] Triggitius : Snort. ):<
[15:47:45 08/04/11] Triggitius : She's a good wolfgirl.
[16:17:16 08/04/11] @ W.Birkin :
[16:17:23 08/04/11] @ W.Birkin : HAW
[16:17:50 08/04/11] Triggitius : I... I...
[16:17:54 08/04/11] Triggitius : I approve.
[16:17:59 08/04/11] @ W.Birkin : K.O
[16:18:04 08/04/11] Triggitius : saved
[16:18:45 08/04/11] Triggitius : You're right. She does have that face.
[16:18:53 08/04/11] @ W.Birkin : told ya lol
[16:19:01 08/04/11] * Triggitius quietly faps against his will*

I HATE YOU

[22:21:08] Triggitius : AFTER TEN SHOTS OF TEQUILA, THOSE PONIES START LOOKING PRETTY DAMN FINE



[22:21:16] Triggitius : AND THAT PINK ONE IS ALWAYS ASKING FOR IT



[22:21:27] Crimson : Pinkie pie

Triggitius wrote:

I HATE YOU

Awesome, I called that shit before I even saw this pic.

<3 Birk

[06:47:54] Triggitius : Dat orc

[06:47:59] Triggitius : Is getting raped by a gundam

[06:48:07] @ Austin Powers : Who is TAyo, and why do he appear to be soloing?

[06:48:14] Triggitius : WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS

[06:48:28] Crimson : Cheesy

[14:00:43] Pengy has joined the chat on Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:00 pm
[14:00:48] Calum: Warhero30 : hi
[14:01:05] Pengy : Hi.
[14:02:48] Triggitius : GO AWAY PENFAGGOT
[14:02:56] Triggitius : YOU
[14:02:58] @ Commissar Z 1 : Well trigg
[14:03:01] Pengy : Very well then.
[14:03:02] Triggitius : ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EXIST
[14:03:05] Pengy is Disconnected on Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:03 pm

WINNING

The following is a drunken rant that merits posting.

[14:15:36] Triggitius : START BEING CONCISE AND PROPER, AND YOU CLOSE MANY DOORS
[14:16:06] Triggitius : I FEEL THAT "PRO" ROLEPLAYERS ARE NOT PRO AT ALL
[14:16:20] Triggitius : THEY MAKE AN RP TOO REALISTIC. TOO LACKING IN VARIABLES.
[14:16:20] Storm Commander Awe : .
[14:16:42] Triggitius : VARIABLES ARE WHAT FUCKS YOUR SHIT UP
[14:17:01] Calum: Warhero30 : actually wait...i once did a roleplay of what was originally meant to be a game of D&D but resulted in a bunch of drunk teenagers seeing how much we could piss of the dungeon master
[14:17:13] Calum: Warhero30 : now that was fun
[14:17:28] Triggitius : OH WELL WE'VE GOT TO THROW THIS RING INTO MT DOOM? SOUND EASY BUT- OH WAIT FUCKING DICKDRAGONS THAT FUCKS EVERYTHING IT SEES AND CUMS LAVA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[14:17:43] Triggitius : SEE CALUM
[14:17:50] Calum: Warhero30 : efrit still scares me
[14:17:54] Triggitius : I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO FUCK WITH MY WORLD
[14:17:55] Triggitius : LIKE PEST
[14:18:01] Triggitius : IT MAKES ME THINK MORE
[14:18:07] Triggitius : MAKES ME COME UP WITH COUNTERS
[14:18:07] Calum: Warhero30 : i'm just glad i didn't see that thing in my dreams.
[14:18:13] Triggitius : IT FUCKING CHALLENGES ME
[14:18:19] Calum: Warhero30 : to stop pest sneaking off?
[14:18:23] Triggitius : OTHERWISE I'M JUST POSTING LAME EVENT AFTER LAME EVENT
[14:19:21] Triggitius : I LIKE MY RP'ERS TO MAKE ME THINK
[14:19:30] Triggitius : VERY LITTLE IS ILLEGAL IN THIS RP
[14:19:39] Triggitius : YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
[14:19:47] Calum: Warhero30 : are we definately going into the town up ahead?
[14:19:51] Triggitius : YOU CAN GROW ANGEL WINGS AND START SHOOTING MISSILES OUT OF YOUR DICK
[14:20:08] Triggitius : RATHER THAN DELETE YOUR POST AND DEMAND MORE RATIONAL RESPONSES
[14:20:19] Triggitius : I WOULD POST TO COUNTER IT, TO MAKE IT SEEM NORMAL
[14:20:28] Triggitius : THAT! THAT, I FIND FUN AS A GM
[14:20:35] Triggitius : PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME FOR RULES AND LORE
[14:20:43] Triggitius : FACT IS THAT I DONT THINK UP THIS SHIT (Or I do, but I don't post anything canon because I want it to be variable)
[14:20:49] Triggitius : I WANT THE PLAYERS TO THINK IT UP
[14:20:59] Triggitius : I JUST SPEAK WHEN I AM DEMANDED TO SPEAK
[14:22:07] Triggitius : IT'S NO FUCKING FUN WHEN I AM THE SOLE AUTHORITY
[14:22:14] Triggitius : RP'S SHOULD BE A SOCIAL AFFAIR

Drunk as hell, I was. But, lying I was not.

Aww your so fun drunk Trigger.

[19:34:44] @ Commissar Z 1 : Can we just say my guy has martial prowlness
[19:34:51] @ Pengy : .
[19:34:55] @ Commissar Z 1 : As learned from time living with whoever cared for him
[19:35:18] @ Commissar Z 1 : I would give up both lesser skills for it
[19:35:28] @ Commissar Z 1 : Cause I dont think I am punching this guy in the face
[19:35:42] @ Wesker : PROWLNESS
[19:35:44] @ Wesker : YES.
[19:35:52] @ Wesker : MARTIAL ARTS PROWLNESS.
[19:36:01] @ Pengy : Unless everyone is free to do that that seems like somewhat of a personal advantage over other characters.
[19:36:02] @ Wesker : OR IT COULD BE MARTIAL ARTS PLOWNESS.
[19:36:06] @ Austin Powers : So, divers are chasing us as we run to town.
[19:36:25] * Pengy 's martial arts prowless takes up his secondary combat style slot
[19:36:29] @ Commissar Z 1 : Wesk shush
[19:36:37] @ Austin Powers : Prowess.
[19:36:38] @ Wesker : :DDDDDDDDDD
[19:36:41] @ Austin Powers : Not Prowless.
[19:37:05] @ Pengy : Yes Austin we're aware of that.
[19:37:06] @ Wesker : I LIKE PLOWNESS BETTER.
[19:37:21] @ Wesker : TRIGGER, CAN I HAVE A PLOW, THAT I MAY PERFORM MARTIAL ARTS WITH IT
[19:37:29] @ Wesker : OR PERHAPS I CAN PLOW BIANCA
[19:37:43] @ Pengy : Read that as blow.
[19:37:48] @ Wesker : Okay, I'm done... Maybe.
[19:37:50] @ Pengy : Like 3 times.
[19:37:56] @ Austin Powers : Ok
[19:38:01] @ Austin Powers : Time for diner. Bye.
[19:38:03] Austin Powers is Disconnected on Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:38 pm
[19:38:06] @ Pengy : "TRIGGER CAN I HAVE A BLOW?"
[19:38:06] @ Wesker : DINER
[19:38:10] * Wesker resists
[19:38:15] @ Pengy : and then "OR PERHAPS I CAN BLOW BIANCA"
[19:38:18] @ Wesker : LOOOOOOOOOL
[19:38:37] @ Wesker : I PLACED A P WHERE IT WAS PROPER, PENGY.... PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
[19:39:01] @ Wesker : BUT FIRST YOU MUST BLOW ME
[19:39:10] @ Pengy : I know but a P is only a half circle away from becoming an upper case B.
[19:39:23] @ Pengy : !
[19:39:27] @ Pengy : I deserve to be blown.
[19:39:35] * Wesker demands his before-bed oral sex
[19:39:41] @ Pengy : oh wait there's supposed to be a pause
[19:39:44] @ Pengy : I DESERVE
[19:39:47] @ Pengy : TO BE BLOWN*

[23:59:18] Triggitius has joined the chat on Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:59 pm
[23:59:33] @ W.Birkin : A wild trigger appears!
[00:00:17] @ Jill Valentine : I return
[00:01:04] * Triggitius uses taunt
[00:01:06] @ W.Birkin : trigger! Rub my tummy!
[00:01:18] * W.Birkin is forced to use rape
[00:01:19] * Jill Valentine punches birkin in the belly
[00:01:30] @ Jill Valentine : THATS WHAT I THINKA YA TUMMY
[00:02:02] Triggitius : !!!!
[00:02:05] @ W.Birkin : you hath wrought misfortune upon the jill
[00:02:07] @ W.Birkin : no rp for juu
[00:02:10] * Triggitius is bludgeoned and defiled
[00:02:12] * Triggitius cries
[00:02:23] @ W.Birkin : Rape was super effective!

[10:41:19] Storm Commander Awe : I watched it happen though

[10:41:31] @ Jill Valentine : Lol you were watching as crimson tore through them?

[10:41:31] Storm Commander Awe : Anyways

[10:41:36] @ Jill Valentine : what, did they think it was a bot at first/

[10:41:38] Storm Commander Awe : Stream that little white ass ho

[10:41:54] Storm Commander Awe : Change your gamer tag to 3Arc

[10:41:58] @ Jill Valentine : I'll ask again, did they think I was a bot at first or something?

[10:42:01] Storm Commander Awe : and sneak in on the enenmy team

[10:42:07] Storm Commander Awe : and fuck their shit up

[10:42:10] Storm Commander Awe : and yea they did

[10:42:25] @ Jill Valentine : X3 how long did it take em to figure out this bot that was raping their shit wasn't a bot

[10:42:52] Storm Commander Awe : He called me and yelled in the phone

[10:42:55] Storm Commander Awe : "IT WAS HER

[10:43:02] Storm Commander Awe : SHE CAME IN AND FUCKED OUR SHITS UP!"

[10:43:05] @ Jill Valentine : lmfao

[10:43:09] Storm Commander Awe : I was "lol"

SURPRISE

Surprise butt rape. It's only the best of both worlds. lol.