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LOL U EDIT'D THE LINK TO MAKE AUSTIN SEEM GAY

I C YOUR SILLY PLOY

Did not D:< I just neglected to include the sentences directly before and after that would have made him not seem gay!

I caught a HootHoot on Pokemon Pearl and named it Trigger. I just thought you'd like to know.

What nature is it?

blondesexxymomma (9:15:44 PM): hey
S L (9:18:10 PM): hi
blondesexxymomma (9:18:28 PM): what's up???
S L (9:18:36 PM): Not much, you?
blondesexxymomma (9:18:46 PM): i just finished working out a lil bit ago what are you up to?
S L (9:19:07 PM): Relaxing a bit, been moving.
blondesexxymomma (9:19:17 PM): nice i just started working from home since i'm still in college you doin anything tonite?
S L (9:19:35 PM): o-o resting, but nothing else
blondesexxymomma (9:19:48 PM): oh well cool i been doing these cam shows and actually i might even have a free invite still from when i started wanna come keep me company for a lil bit =)
S L (9:20:05 PM): nah ill pass
blondesexxymomma (9:20:15 PM): yay!!! i do its still up and valid i just need you to give me a good rating so i can get more but i'll earn it ;)
S L (9:21:43 PM): I'm not really up for a cam show. see here's how its gonna go down. I'm going to tell you no, but you're gonna send me the link regardless, cause you see, you're nothing but a program, an automated messaging script designed by some script kiddie working for less than he should be getting for his time and service
blondesexxymomma (9:21:53 PM): alright my cam is wired through a chat network to keep away these annoying little aim kids so don't worry if you dont have have a cam or yours doesn't work ok?
S L (9:22:52 PM): See, you disregard what I just said, because you weren't programmed to ah, read and respond accordingly. Now, after this you'll link me ot a paysite, I'll probably close and report you at this point.
blondesexxymomma (9:23:02 PM): ok hunny this is going to be just me and you just go to http://collegecamgirls.cz.cc and make sure you accept the free invite on the side there k?
S L (9:23:19 PM): Sure, whatever
blondesexxymomma (9:23:29 PM): aight then you just need to make a username with your info and stuff and you do need a credit card to verify your age but you will NOT get charged you see where it says that?
S L (9:24:25 PM): You have my complete and utter trust, strange robot girl I've never even spoken with before.
blondesexxymomma (9:24:35 PM): no im not a bot i hate them
S L (9:24:57 PM): Oh ho, that's clever. But I've already mentioned twice that you're a bot
S L (9:25:03 PM): and this is now the only time you've said otherwise
blondesexxymomma (9:25:07 PM): no im not a bot i hate them
S L (9:25:48 PM): uh huh, but are you sure you're not a bot? the monotonous repetition in your words says otherwise
blondesexxymomma (9:25:58 PM): no im not a bot i hate them
S L (9:26:15 PM): Well, if you've said it three times then you MUST be telling the truth! I'm sold!
blondesexxymomma (9:26:25 PM): k when just let me know when you get your username and password and then you can start telling me what you want me to do ;) i'll warn you though you might wanna turn down the speakers cuz i can get kinda loud sometimes
S L (9:26:47 PM): EXUBERENCE!
blondesexxymomma (9:26:57 PM): i can't wait this is gonna be fun i've been so bored since i got back from the gym earlier and no one was online are you ready yet?
S L (9:27:33 PM): Not quite yet! Let me get my gimp mask, the lard, and the midget!
blondesexxymomma (9:27:43 PM): well just let me know whenever you are so we can get this party started babe =)

Ahaha.. some times, its the little things in life that make you the happiest.

[13:51:53] @ W.Birkin : D: You shot squishy and he was all T1000 and shiz, and you didnt even blink
[13:52:17] @ Wesker : T1000?!
[13:52:25] @ Wesker : Since when did Umbrella make Terminators?
[13:52:25] @ W.Birkin : yes
[13:52:31] @ Wesker : Also, I think Kanden's dead.
[13:52:41] @ W.Birkin : Well
[13:52:47] @ W.Birkin : you remember when we made the power rangers?
[13:52:55] @ W.Birkin : We sort of experimented with skynet too
[13:53:11] @ Wesker : Birkin, you need to keep me informed.
[13:53:20] @ Wesker : Or I use you as a test subject. Kapish?
[13:53:39] @ W.Birkin : Yes sir, sorry sir
[13:53:41] @ Wesker : Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to walk the Tyrant.
[13:53:46] * Wesker walks the Tyrant
[13:54:08] @ W.Birkin : Don't forget his jill sandwich
[13:54:17] @ W.Birkin : you know he gets grumpy if he doesn't get his snack after his walk
[13:55:22] @ Wesker : Alrighty.
[13:55:30] @ Wesker : Wait a sec.
[13:55:35] @ Wesker : Are we talking about the same Tyrant?
[13:55:39] @ Wesker : I mean my penis.
[13:55:53] @ W.Birkin : Yep
[13:56:25] @ Wesker : Excellent.
[13:56:28] @ W.Birkin :
[13:56:33] @ Wesker :

[MSF] Dr. Horrible: I WANNA HOLD YOU HIGH AND STEEEEEEEAL
Nyctophobia:
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: YOOOOOOUR
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: CAUSE I EAT HUUUUUUUMANS
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: I'M A ZOOOOOOOOOOOMBIE
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: AND I DON'T FEEEEEEEEEEL PAIN
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: WHEN YOU'RE SHOOOOOOOOOOOTING ME

[17:33:10] * Wesker runs to the hill

[17:33:15] * Wesker runs for his life

[17:33:30] * Kanden does an epic drum riff

[17:34:18] * Wesker gallops hard on the plains

[17:35:14] * Kanden chases the redskins back to their holes

[17:35:39] * Wesker fights them at their own game

[17:35:59] * Kanden murders for freedom

[17:36:02] @ Wesker : Judas Priest is better.

[17:36:05] @ Wesker : Trololololol

[14:27:43] @ Kanden : I chuckled.

[14:28:08] @ SpiderWesk : CHUCKLEFUCK

[14:28:25] Trigger : I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU IF YOU CHUCKLE AGAIN

[14:29:06] @ Kanden : ...

[14:29:06] Meryl Sasaki : PURELY PSYCHOSEMATIC.

[14:29:09] * Kanden doesn't chuckle

[14:29:11] Trigger : And THAT is how a real man leads.

[14:33:07] @ SpiderWesk : CANADA: LEADING THE WORLD IN BEING JUST NORTH OF THE UNITED STATES

[14:33:09] @ SpiderWesk : LOLOL

[14:43:45] Grand Admiral Awe : I CAN HURL YOUR MOM'S ASS WITH MY PENIS

[14:43:58] @ SpiderWesk : GO FOR IT, SHE'S 55 AND WRINKLY EVERYWHERE

[14:44:00] Trigger : MY PENIS IS YOUR MOM'S ASS

[14:44:04] Trigger : YOU BIG GAY MAN

Meryl Sasaki : Kanden, do you just copy paste everything from the chatbox and put it in the chat quotes section?

Trigger : AND SHAME, BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE MISPELLED THAT 5-LETTER-WORD.

@ Kanden : Only select things of significance

From Killing Floor with Trigger and I:

Triggitius: that's the last time I follow you down a 60 foot drop XD

Ever the consummate medic, I followed him down to administer aid. However, I did not survive the zombie hordes that barred our passage back up. D:

Yeah... even though the other 4 were there right when we arrived at the top D;

I have no idea how we DIDN'T make it outta there.

[11:29:48] Birkus has joined the chat on Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:29 am
[11:29:56] @ Birkus : STOP EVERYHTING!
[11:30:10] @ Birkus : We can shut down the internet now
[11:30:12] @ Birkus : its complete
[11:30:15] @ Birkus : http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/03/this_is_why_villains_shouldnt_attack_the_power_ran.php
[11:30:16] * Pengy stops EVERYTHING
[11:30:36] * Pengy dies from lack of oxygen
[11:32:15] @ Birkus : trigger
[11:32:18] @ Birkus : he needs to see this
[11:32:21] @ Birkus : like, right now
[11:33:12] @ Wesker : Oh yeah.
[11:33:16] @ Wesker : That's awesome.
[11:33:23] @ Wesker : I nearly wept manly tears.
[11:33:37] @ Birkus : I did
[11:33:41] @ Birkus : many many manly tears
[11:35:07] Imp has joined the chat on Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:35 am
[11:35:29] @ Wesker : I bookmarked that shit right there
[11:37:07] H. has been disconnected the Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:37 am (session timeout)
[11:38:13] @ Birkus : I posted it in the forums oto
[11:38:14] @ Birkus : too*
[11:38:17] @ Birkus : shits unreal
[11:38:35] Triggitius has joined the chat on Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:38 am
[11:38:39] Triggitius : SHE SMELLS
[11:38:42] Triggitius : SEA SMELLS
[11:38:46] Triggitius : BY THE DEAD WHORE
[11:39:33] Triggitius : HOLY SHIT THAT VIDEO
[11:39:33] Pengy : what the hell now I saw what the hell are you a-goin
[11:39:35] Triggitius : I AM CUMMING
[11:39:39] Pengy : on about boy.
[11:40:25] @ Birkus :
[11:40:27] Triggitius : IT IS FUCKING 300
[11:40:30] Triggitius : WITH POWER RANGERS
[11:40:33] Triggitius : OH GOD
[11:40:38] Triggitius : THE CUM IS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
[11:40:40] Triggitius : IT'S SEEPING IN
[11:40:51] Triggitius : IS MSING UP M BUTNS
[11:41:04] Triggitius : FCK
[11:41:06] @ Birkus : That oughtta heal you right up
[11:41:22] @ Wesker : IT'S A REASON FOR TRIGGER TO NOT DIE
[11:41:25] Pengy : ]
[11:41:45] Triggitius : I CAN DIE IN PEACE NOW
[11:42:04] Triggitius : WAITING FOR THIS DAY TO COME GAVE ME PURPOSE
[11:42:21] Triggitius : AND SURELY I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE AN EJACULATION AS SPECTACULAR AS THAT ONE
[11:42:31] @ Wesker : I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING, BUT IT MUST BE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
[11:42:42] @ Wesker : "Hey, guys, let's fuck these aliens' shit up with our manly explosion attack!
[11:42:59] @ Wesker : TO WHICH THE OTHERS REPLY
[11:43:12] @ Wesker : "FUCK TO THE YEAH, LET'S DO IT IN THE AIR, TOO!"
[11:43:48] Triggitius : I look forward to seeing how they explain all the pre-1992 power rangers when this episode comes to America
[11:44:01] Triggitius : Also, the first power rangers are like fucking 75
[11:44:35] Pengy : OH WOW
[11:44:54] Pengy : Some fan fiction friday just described jizz as "White Delight"
[11:44:57] Pengy : I lol'd so hard
[11:45:22] Triggitius is Disconnected on Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:45 am
[11:46:02] @ Wesker : iT'S NOT GOING TO COME TO 'MERICA
[11:46:07] @ Wesker : 'MERICA CAN'T TAKE IT
[11:46:12] @ Wesker : OUR BODIES ARE NOT READY
[11:46:22] @ Birkus : not ready in the least

[06:39:14] Triggitius : OH I WAS STROLLING THROUGH THE PARK ONE MOR-NING

[06:39:28] Triggitius : AND I WAS FEELING REALLY REALLY REALLY HOR-NY

[06:39:35] Triggitius : WHEN I WAS TAKEN BY SURPRISE

[06:39:43] Triggitius : UP THE ASS BY TWENTY GUYS

[06:39:59] Triggitius : I WAS WAS FEELING REALLY REALLY REALLY HOR-NY

lol

[MSF]Caulder: I am a bad person
[MSF]Caulder: Also a gay person recently hit on me knowing I was straight
[MSF]Caulder: They told me to think of their ass as a vagina.
[MSF]Caulder: fml


Imp, in Steamchat.

I lol'd

[13:25:24] Triggitius : THERE ARE SO MANY RULES
[13:25:33] Triggitius : NO TWO YEARS OF LIFE CARRY THE SAME RESTRICTIONS
[13:25:45] Triggitius : EXCEPT 0-12
[13:25:53] Triggitius : THOSE ARE ALL NO-FLY YEARS
[13:26:20] Pengy :
[13:26:30] Pengy : This suprises me! coming from you!

):<

[11:56:12] Pengy : Awe has better hair than you
[11:56:17] Havoc : WAIT
[11:56:23] Havoc : AWE AND AWESOME ARE NAWT THE SAME
[11:56:30] Grand Admiral Awe : YOUR A DUMB FUCK!
[11:56:32] * Havoc is confused
[11:56:34] Grand Admiral Awe : FAILURE!
[11:56:45] Grand Admiral Awe : YOU SHOULD DIE!

[23:57:47] Meryl Sasaki : *You're*.
[23:57:52] Meryl Sasaki : Someone say lol please.
[23:58:02] Grand Admiral Awe : NO
[23:58:07] Grand Admiral Awe : iOL

[06:57:16] Triggitius : SO THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY HOOD GOT FUCKED RIGHT, LEFT, AND DOWN
[06:57:24] Triggitius : SO ID LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE, JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
[06:57:40] Triggitius : I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE WEST AND ALL THE STEAMPUNK SHIT THERE
[06:57:41] Pengy : AND TELL YOU HOW I STARTED SELLIN CRACK ROCK IN BEL AIR
[06:57:48] Pengy : !!!
[06:58:16] Pengy : We were on two different paths of thought there.
[06:58:17] @ Ozymandias : lol
[06:58:33] Triggitius : IN WEST AMARILLO, BORN AND RAISED
[06:58:42] Triggitius : SPENT LOTS AND LOTS OF TIME GETTIN' TOTALLY BLAZED
[06:59:01] Imp has been disconnected the Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:59 am (session timeout)
[06:59:14] @ Z 1 : back
[06:59:16] Triggitius : CHILLIN OUT, MAXIN', RELAXIN' OFF, COOLIN' OFF
[06:59:25] Triggitius : BUILDIN' STEAMPUNK GUNDAMS OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL
[06:59:59] Pengy : Is there such a thing as steampunk gundams?
[07:00:03] Triggitius : WHEN A COUPLE OF NIGGAS, WHO WERE ACTUALLY PRETTY WELL-MEANING AS FAR AS NIGGAS GO, BUT WERE NONETHELESS UP TO NO GOOD
[07:00:11] Pengy : They would not be allowed in the world's best western
[07:00:13] Triggitius : STARTED KILLIN' PEOPLE IN MY FUCKIN' HOOD
[07:01:30] Triggitius : I GOT ON MY STEAM-POWERED BIKE WHEN MY MOM GOT RAPED
[07:01:50] Triggitius : AND SAID "FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT, I'M OFF TO BEL-AIR!"