Chat Quotes

Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:23 pm

[16:57:55] Oxido has joined the chat on Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:57 pm

[16:59:08] Pest02 has joined the chat on Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:59 pm

[16:59:17] @ Pest02 : Hiya

[16:59:28] Oxido : hey pest

[16:59:39] Oxido : im reading peter

[17:00:12] Oxido : vrom vrom vrom alone in the house with peter

[17:00:18] @ Pest02 : Its a weird comic.

[17:00:42] Trigger has joined the chat on Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:00 pm

[17:01:04] Trigger : I like Peter

[17:01:22] Trigger : Too bad I'm at the end of it, and it updates slowly

[17:02:29] Warhero30 has joined the chat on Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:02 pm

[17:02:58] Warhero30 : Hey guys

[17:03:40] Oxido : well im just at the beggining i think...

[17:03:46] Oxido : its kinda funny

[17:04:02] Trigger : Jean is probably my favorite furry ever.

[17:04:16] * Trigger hoots and perches on Hero's shoulder

[17:04:47] * Trigger expects some sort of cracker for his trouble

[17:05:27] * Warhero30 tries to decide what is a good enough cracker for trigger

[17:05:40] * Trigger hisses with impatience

[17:06:01] * Warhero30 just gives trigger a massive pile of assorted crackers

[17:06:07] Oxido : trow a shoe and hope the best

[17:06:23] * Trigger takes one, and alights upon a nearby tree branch

[17:06:23] * Oxido forgot the /me

[17:06:29] * Trigger gobbles it down, and is pleased

[17:06:36] * Trigger decides not to mace Warhero30

[17:07:06] * Trigger however does consider macing Oxido, because show-throwing is a maceable offense

[17:07:37] Konstantine has joined the chat on Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:07 pm

[17:07:46] Warhero30 : Yay another day of life...in my sorrow filled...hidious...excuse for a life...

[17:07:47] * Konstantine throws trigger into the ocean

[17:07:59] * Warhero30 goes off to cry in corner

[17:08:01] * Trigger swims

[17:08:14] * Trigger flies out and lands on konny's head and demands reproduction

[17:08:21] * Konstantine scolds tigger and puts warhero in a basket overflowing with kittens

[17:08:33] * Konstantine skips away

[17:08:38] * Trigger swoops down and carries off a kitten

[17:09:15] * Konstantine curses the gods!

[17:09:23] @ Konstantine : i will have my revenge!

[17:09:31] * Trigger hisses at konny

[17:09:44] * Trigger spits kitten bones at him

[17:10:11] * Konstantine cries

[17:10:35] * Konstantine builds a catapault out of kittens and launches himself into the air with it

[17:10:48] * Konstantine lands on the giant trigger's back

[17:11:01] * Konstantine whips out his sword made of kittens and stabs trigger in the back

[17:11:02] * Trigger screeches and goes into a nose dive

[17:11:15] * Pest02 eats popcorn and watches

[17:11:28] * Trigger crashes into the world trade center, killing thousands

[17:11:48] * Warhero30 perks up and begins to watch

[17:12:17] * Konstantine fights the wounded trigger among the ruins of the trade centers

[17:12:18] * Trigger ascends to Super Saiyan 2, and activates his AT field

[17:12:27] Oxido : peter is screwing sarah.... again

[17:12:28] * Pest02 clones everyone

[17:12:34] * Trigger uses Rave Explosion

[17:12:40] * Konstantine clones the clones, creating a paradox

[17:12:48] Trigger : Yeah Ox, he does that a lot

[17:13:19] * Trigger eats the clones and uses them to create new Trigger clones

[17:13:22] Oxido : after the 4th time i thought he will

[17:13:23] @ Konstantine : who's peter?! I'm the only one allowed to screw sarah around here!

[17:13:25] @ Pest02 : I didn't want to have to use this....

[17:13:31] * Trigger maces Konny

[17:13:43] * Konstantine submits

[17:13:46] * Trigger maces Pest

[17:13:47] * Warhero30 gets out some LSD

[17:13:58] * Pest02 polishes off his dusty hammer

[17:14:01] * Trigger maces LSD

[17:14:09] Warhero30 : Now to make konny pink and give trigger extra eyes

[17:14:15] * Pest02 swings the hammer of ban wildly

[17:14:17] * Trigger screeches

[17:14:30] * Trigger uses Masenko Ha on Pest

[17:14:31] Oxido : "dusty hammer" that how you call yours?

[17:14:32] * Konstantine shields his eyes

Pony Supreme Gender : Number of posts : 170 Age : 28

[18:44:19] Dumbo EL Magnifico : Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand the New York Time's effect on man.

[18:44:46] Dumbo EL Magnifico : what song is that people

[18:44:55] Dumbo EL Magnifico : try to guess

[18:45:11] Dumbo EL Magnifico : also, i'm bored as hell

[18:47:15] Buckaroo Banzai : or, you could OA?

[18:47:19] Buckaroo Banzai : I'm doing JY today.

[18:47:23] Octoph : staying alive... like oa

[18:47:39] Dumbo EL Magnifico : DING!DING!DING!

[18:47:50] Dumbo EL Magnifico : Octoph got it!

[18:47:51] @ Pest02 : Reach for the stars!

[18:47:59] Dumbo EL Magnifico : YOU WIN...

[18:48:08] Dumbo EL Magnifico : ABSOUTELY NOTHING

[18:48:13] * Dumbo EL Magnifico cheers

[18:49:06] Octoph : ahaha

[18:49:19] Octoph : Thats the best gift ever

[18:49:21] Octoph : !!

[18:49:50] * Dumbo EL Magnifico does 70's boogie

[18:50:07] Octoph : lol - nice moooooves

[18:50:21] Albert Wesker has been disconnected the Mon May 03, 2010 6:50 pm (session timeout)

[18:50:34] * Pest02 presses a button, and disco balls descend from the ceiling

[18:50:52] * Pest02 presses another button, and strobe lights and funky music start

[18:50:57] * Pest02 boogies

[18:50:59] Dumbo EL Magnifico : YEAH!!

[18:51:10] * Dumbo EL Magnifico intensifies the boogie

[18:51:21] * Dumbo EL Magnifico breaks his hip

[18:51:32] * Dumbo EL Magnifico continues to boogie

[18:51:52] * Pest02 replaces Dumbo's hip with an artificial metal one to the beat

[18:52:11] Dumbo EL Magnifico : YEAH!!!

[18:52:16] Octoph : Shake that moneymaker!

[18:52:24] * Dumbo EL Magnifico uses his new atomic hip

[18:52:27] * Pest02 does the robot

[18:52:38] Octoph : LOL

[18:52:45] * Pest02 enslaves mankind

[18:52:51] Dumbo EL Magnifico : !!!

[18:52:52] @ Pest02 : Oops, wrong robot.

[18:52:56] Dumbo EL Magnifico : wait...

[18:53:03] Octoph : Enslaves it... with funk

[18:53:03] * Pest02 boogies out

[18:53:14] Dumbo EL Magnifico : i'm not human anyway

[18:53:35] * Pest02 presses another button, causing everyone to have flooding pants and afros

[18:53:47] * Dumbo EL Magnifico boogies better than anybody at the disco

[18:54:20] * Pest02 presses a button, causing Dumbo's metal hip to self destruct

[18:54:28] Dumbo EL Magnifico : NO!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:54:34] * Pest02 boogies better than anyone alive at the disco

Lord of Wolves Gender : Number of posts : 164 Age : 31

Pest02 wrote:

[16:57:55]

Spoiler:

talking bout peter is the wolf?

Overseer Gender : Number of posts : 667 Age : 34

Don't quote things that are that long, or at least modify it >.>

Guest

At least its still in the spoiler tab.

Overseer Gender : Number of posts : 667 Age : 34

Ah.. Maybe it's because I clicked Pest's spoiler tab that it showed..

Wonky.

Lord of Wolves Gender : Number of posts : 164 Age : 31

[05:56:15] Trigger has joined the chat on Thu May 06, 2010 5:56 am

[05:58:47] fatalitywolf has joined the chat on Thu May 06, 2010 5:58 am

[05:59:03] fatalitywolf : hug meh am a furry

[05:59:27] Trigger : No, are not furry

[05:59:32] fatalitywolf : haha Tongue

[05:59:45] * Trigger pulls out his rifle and shotgun

[05:59:47] fatalitywolf :

[05:59:54] * Trigger bludgeons the wolf

[06:00:14] * fatalitywolf pulls out riot shield and flame thrower i win

[06:00:27] * Trigger hoots and fires his laser

[06:00:59] * fatalitywolf yelps and fires a nuke randomly

[06:01:13] * Trigger pulls out his baseball bat and kicks that nuke's ass

[06:01:34] * fatalitywolf wtaches it hit the moon

[06:01:46] fatalitywolf : bastard what the moon ever do to u

[06:02:01] * Trigger eats a jellybean and excretes ammunition for his minigun

[06:02:21] * Trigger fires randomly and angrily

[06:02:35] * fatalitywolf hide behind riot shield

[06:03:01] * fatalitywolf pulls out lazcannon hoot

[06:03:18] W.Birkin has joined the chat on Thu May 06, 2010 6:03 am

[06:03:44] * fatalitywolf sees birkins runs around screaming

[06:04:13] * fatalitywolf hides behind two riot shields

[06:04:18] @ W.Birkin : Damn, I see the roofies didn't work

[06:04:31] @ W.Birkin : Nothing a lead pipe won't fix

[06:04:39] @ W.Birkin : C'mere wolfy wolfy wolfy~

[06:04:49] @ W.Birkin : Birkin has a nice stick for you to fetch

[06:04:58] * fatalitywolf pulls out

[06:05:19] * Trigger still gets pregnant

[06:05:20] * fatalitywolf a chain sword

[06:05:27] fatalitywolf : i win

[06:05:33] fatalitywolf : am a wolf not a dog

[06:05:47] fatalitywolf : ohhh truck

[06:05:53] * Trigger stares at pregnancy test and cries

[06:05:56] * fatalitywolf chasees said truck

[06:06:23] fatalitywolf : hahya 6am

[06:06:33] @ W.Birkin : Wolf

[06:06:45] @ W.Birkin : come sit on my lap and I'll tell you of the mighty falcon punch

[06:06:50] @ W.Birkin : the cure for all pregnancies

[06:07:04] fatalitywolf : am not pregnant

[06:07:14] fatalitywolf : trigger is

[06:07:14] @ W.Birkin : no, but trigger is

[06:07:24] @ W.Birkin : and it's your responcibility to take care of it

[06:07:25] * Trigger continues to weep

[06:07:32] @ W.Birkin : I

[06:07:42] @ W.Birkin : I'll hold him down and YOU falcon punch

[06:07:53] fatalitywolf : i have arusty hook

[06:07:55] * Trigger flies off

[06:08:04] @ W.Birkin : Damn. he got away

[06:08:17] * Trigger gives brith to bastard owl/shark/wolfman puppies on top of an angry mountain

[06:08:21] * fatalitywolf fire the aa gun mo fo

[06:08:25] Trigger : birth*

[06:08:54] @ W.Birkin : thats a hell of a b.o.w

[06:09:13] * Trigger is eaten alive by his young

[06:09:19] fatalitywolf : lets set it off in afica cos thats not racist right

[06:09:21] Trigger : Health Point 0

[06:09:41] * fatalitywolf resserects trigger

[06:09:47] @ W.Birkin : Sheeet naw, son!

[06:09:58] * W.Birkin uses phoenix down!

[06:10:24] * Trigger is further killed by phoneix DNA

[06:10:26] fatalitywolf : hmm am so quoteing this

[06:10:32] Trigger : phoenix*

[06:10:38] Trigger : No, don't

[06:10:39] @ W.Birkin : haw!

[06:10:41] Trigger : Toooo many typos

Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Thu May 06, 2010 12:19 am

Lord of Wolves Gender : Number of posts : 164 Age : 31

Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Thu May 06, 2010 1:36 am

fatalitywolf wrote:: [06:04:39] @ W.Birkin : C'mere wolfy wolfy wolfy~

[06:04:49] @ W.Birkin : Birkin has a nice stick for you to fetch

[06:04:58] * fatalitywolf pulls out

[06:05:19] * Trigger still gets pregnant

Best thing I read in forever.

Lord of Wolves Gender : Number of posts : 164 Age : 31

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 490 Age : 38

[17:00:00] @ W.Birkin : * divides by zero
[16:17:14] Synyster Gates : NO! DIVIDE BY SEX!
[16:17:20] * Albert Wesker ceases to exist, along with the rest of the planet
[16:17:24] @ Albert Wesker : YOU BASTARD!
[16:17:29] * Trigger divides Syn, killing him instantly
[16:17:29] @ Albert Wesker : NEVER DIVIDE BY ZERO!
[16:17:32] @ W.Birkin : but but I can't D: Sex results in multiplication
[16:17:40] Demon Eyes Kyo : lol
[16:17:44] Synyster Gates : oh my gosh. birkin wins
[16:17:46] @ W.Birkin : an to divide..
[16:17:50] Synyster Gates : birkin wins. everything. ever
[16:17:59] Synyster Gates : that was amazing. im serious
[16:18:09] @ W.Birkin : if I divide, I can't choose, do I cut bellow or above the waist?
[16:18:15] * Trigger points at mothers who die in labor, killing their babies in the process
[16:18:24] Demon Eyes Kyo : Sexual math: Add a woman, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, multiply

Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Sat May 15, 2010 8:28 pm

[20:25:32] awe548 : trigger take the oppsums out

[20:25:43] Trigger : I have mine too, though it broke years ago

[20:25:44] awe548 : don't let them live!

[20:25:49] * Trigger scoffs

[20:25:59] Trigger : Oppossums need to live!

[20:26:01] * awe548 scoffs at trigger scoffing

[20:26:04] Trigger : They stabilize our ecosystem

[20:26:06] Biohazard123 : why?

[20:26:07] awe548 : there like sloths

[20:26:10] Biohazard123 : and how

[20:26:15] awe548 : the pimple on nature's butt

[20:26:18] * Pest02 scoffs at everyone

[20:26:34] * Biohazard123 scoffs back

[20:26:36] * Trigger scoffs at Pest's randy ways

[20:26:46] * awe548 throws a choclate milk at rigger

[20:26:49] * Pest02 is scoffed at

[20:26:54] * awe548 throws pest a ball of yarn

[20:26:59] * Pest02 attacks with his hammer

[20:27:10] Trigger has been kicked by Pest02

[20:27:13] Biohazard123 has been kicked by Pest02

[20:27:21] @ Pest02 : Victory is mine!

Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Sat May 15, 2010 10:08 pm

21:59:22] * Trigger shoots through Jarki to hit Awe, since he knows it wont hurt her

[21:59:25] awe548 : and now a jar of marmlade that makes you commet adultery!

[21:59:34] @ Albert Wesker : Communism!

[21:59:36] * Jarki looks down at the hole in her chest

[21:59:39] @ Albert Wesker : It's a party!

[21:59:43] * Jarki frowns and goes to the medical center.

[21:59:45] Demon Eyes Kyo : lmao Super Devil

[22:00:11] * Albert Wesker is the attending physician

[22:00:22] * awe548 whispering guy's what happend to jarki's boob's?

[22:00:38] * Albert Wesker takes a look at Jarki's wounds and declares the need for immediate surgery

[22:00:39] @ Z 1 : Spots include pilot, gunner, doc, capt. lt com

[22:00:40] @ Jarki : Boobs? What boobs. For the Jarki has never had boobs!

[22:00:58] @ Jarki : Possibly craters.

[22:01:00] * Albert Wesker rushes Jarki into the surgery room

[22:01:02] awe548 : XD

[22:01:17] @ Z 1 : and some one to do ground combat

[22:01:30] @ Z 1 : or space combat, if you are in zero g

[22:01:31] awe548 : im the pilot!

[22:01:40] awe548 : as i has a F-22

[22:01:40] * Albert Wesker can rebuild her

[22:01:44] * Albert Wesker has the technology

[22:01:50] @ Jarki : o.o

[22:01:50] @ Jarki : D:

[22:01:55] @ Z 1 : WE CAN MAKE THEM BETTER

[22:02:03] Dumbo EL Magnifico : the 6 million dollar woman

[22:02:04] * Jarki escapes

[22:02:07] Demon Eyes Kyo : Who was talking about boobs jarki, stop gloating about your fun bags

[22:02:07] awe548 : WE CAN MAKE JARKI EVEN MORE SEXIER!

[22:02:09] @ Z 1 : Bouncyer

[22:02:12] * Jarki boards the last train to awesome town

[22:02:15] * Albert Wesker installs a vending machine in Jarki's chest.

[22:02:22] @ Albert Wesker : Cool.

[22:02:24] @ Jarki : D:

[22:02:29] @ Albert Wesker : Now we've got soda!

[22:02:31] * awe548 follows the awesome town train in F-22

[22:02:38] * Demon Eyes Kyo brings in the "technology" swhich includes ALOt od duct tape

[22:02:40] * Dumbo EL Magnifico installs a pinball machine in her back

[22:02:40] Trigger : posted

[22:02:43] @ Jarki : DUDE

[22:02:44] @ Jarki : BRO

[22:02:46] @ Jarki : THIS PARTY IS SICK

[22:03:08] @ Albert Wesker : Indubitably

[22:03:15] * Trigger used to have boobs on Runescape

[22:03:19] * Albert Wesker sips champagne

[22:03:23] @ Z 1 : So, who wants in on rp

[22:03:26] * awe548 installs a gum bal machine in jarki's knee cap

[22:03:41] @ Z 1 : ether space or shadowrun

[22:03:51] Konstantine has joined the chat on Sat May 15, 2010 10:03 pm

[22:03:54] @ Jarki : WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU

[22:04:00] @ Konstantine : JARKI IN MY CHATBOX?

[22:04:04] @ Albert Wesker : Candeh.

[22:04:04] * Jarki starts firing gum balls into Konny's mouth

[22:04:05] @ Jarki : >:3

[22:04:07] @ Konstantine : IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK

[22:04:15] @ Albert Wesker : OMG!

[22:04:24] Trigger : edited post, Kyo. Added another condition.

[22:04:24] * Konstantine chews jarki's balls

[22:04:24] @ Albert Wesker : You're like that one Cyborg in Cyborg 009

[22:04:24] * Dumbo EL Magnifico iinstalls a third boob in the back of her knee

[22:04:29] @ Albert Wesker : with the rocket knees

[22:04:42] @ Albert Wesker : Except they're gumballs

[22:04:43] Demon Eyes Kyo : kk trig gonna look

[22:04:51] @ Jarki : D:

[22:04:58] awe548 : brb

[22:04:58] @ Jarki : At least I'm not Astro Boy

[22:05:04] @ Albert Wesker : True.

[22:05:07] @ Jarki : with guns that come out of my butt

[22:05:09] @ Jarki : ...

[22:05:10] @ Albert Wesker : Astro Boy is gaaaay.

[22:05:11] * Trigger touches Wesker, causing an electrical surge that kills them both

[22:05:19] * Jarki flees before the possible surgery can proceed

[22:05:22] * Dumbo EL Magnifico installs a machine gun in Jarki's ass

[22:05:34] @ Albert Wesker : Too late, Dumbo!

[22:05:39] * Konstantine installs HIS machine gun in jarki's ass

[22:05:40] * Dumbo EL Magnifico chases Jarki so he can finish

[22:05:54] * Dumbo EL Magnifico battles Konstantine

[22:05:55] Lt Mikhail has joined the chat on Sat May 15, 2010 10:05 pm

[22:05:58] @ Albert Wesker : +O

[22:06:00] * Trigger faps in the corner

[22:06:01] @ Jarki : O.O

[22:06:06] @ Jarki : D:

[22:06:10] * Dumbo EL Magnifico finishes the surgery while fighting

[22:06:13] @ Albert Wesker : This is how it happens.

[22:06:27] @ Pest02 : ...

[22:06:33] @ Jarki : Ohai Pest!

[22:06:37] @ Jarki : Working on the new Bioweapon x3

[22:06:40] Lt Mikhail :

[22:06:41] * Konstantine finishes in jarki's ass first

[22:06:43] * Jarki coughs

[22:06:44] @ Pest02 : Hiya.

[22:06:44] @ Jarki : o.o

[22:06:53] @ Konstantine : I meant installing a machine gun.... aw shit....

[22:06:56] @ Z 1 : Your rps to pick from are space, half life 2 uni or shadowrun bassed

[22:06:59] Dumbo EL Magnifico : two machine guns?

[22:07:00] @ Jarki : >.<

[22:07:06] Dumbo EL Magnifico : it just might work

[22:07:08] awe548 : .

[22:07:12] @ Pest02 : One for each cheek.

[22:07:13] @ Konstantine : jarki can't handle two machine guns at once

[22:07:15] Dumbo EL Magnifico : one in each cheek

[22:07:19] Dumbo EL Magnifico : lol

[22:07:21] @ Jarki : Bahahaha

[22:07:23] @ Albert Wesker : HIVEMIND

Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Sat May 15, 2010 10:31 pm

A full chat.

Spoiler:

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 119 Age : 33

This was awesome....

[21:11:34] Trigger : D=<

[21:11:43] * Trigger opens much fire

[21:11:46] * Demon Eyes Kyo suckerpunches Hellblaze

[21:11:48] HellBlaze : !!!

[21:11:52] Imp has joined the chat on Sun May 23, 2010 9:11 pm

[21:11:58] HellBlaze : You be back!!!

[21:11:58] * Trigger leaps to the side, shooting akimbo in slow motion

[21:12:06] * Imp leaps at trigger

[21:12:12] * HellBlaze gets into an irish bar fight with kyo

[21:12:13] * Imp attaches to face

[21:12:21] * Austin Powers mates

[21:12:33] HellBlaze : Oh shit!!! whats it doing to his face!!!

[21:12:51] * Trigger mates on Austin as Austin attempts to mate at something while Imp mates on an unspecified person's face

[21:12:53] HellBlaze : Its tail is rapped around his neck....

[21:12:56] * Demon Eyes Kyo puts hellblaze in aheadlock

[21:13:16] * HellBlaze kidney punches kyo

[21:13:20] Demon Eyes Kyo : once you pick a ight with an irishman you best be paying attention laddy

[21:13:29] Trigger : Careful Hell, make sure he doesn't pick your back pocket!

[21:13:38] Oxido has been disconnected the Sun May 23, 2010 9:13 pm (session timeout)

[21:13:42] * Demon Eyes Kyo picks hell's back pocket

[21:13:47] HellBlaze : Ay, but I be part irish

[21:13:57] * HellBlaze picks kyos back pocket

[21:14:04] Trigger : Oh, the zoomanity!

[21:14:09] Demon Eyes Kyo : exactly and loser buys the beer

[21:14:16] * Trigger watches as furries run aorund, fighting and mating as they please

[21:14:26] * Austin Powers steals the bar

[21:14:27] Trigger : around*

[21:14:34] HellBlaze : son of a bitch......well then first rouns on me....

[21:14:47] Demon Eyes Kyo : how i have you wallet!

[21:14:47] HellBlaze : *rounds

[21:14:53] HellBlaze : I have yours

[21:14:55] Trigger : 22:13:57 = The point in which it turned from a barfight into gay porn

[21:14:57] HellBlaze : Lol

[21:15:00] * Trigger videotapes

[21:15:02] * Demon Eyes Kyo holds up hell's back pocket wallet

[21:15:21] * HellBlaze holds up kyo wallet

[21:15:31] HellBlaze : muahahahahaha!!!!

[21:15:34] * Trigger holds up the One Ring

[21:15:43] Demon Eyes Kyo : roflmao

[21:15:45] * Trigger puts it on and turns invisible

[21:15:56] HellBlaze : Where did he go!!

[21:15:57] Demon Eyes Kyo : hahaha

[21:16:00] * Austin Powers stabs Trigger

[21:16:09] Demon Eyes Kyo : omfg that cracked me up

[21:16:11] HellBlaze : FRODOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[21:16:11] Trigger : !!

[21:16:23] * Trigger dies in three ditches

[21:16:34] HellBlaze : LMAO

[21:16:54] * Trigger respawns in Lumbridge

[21:17:01] * Trigger pickpockets commoners

[21:17:05] Demon Eyes Kyo : best summary of Lord of the Rings had to come from Clerks 2

[21:17:16] * Trigger trains his rape skill on the smallfolk

[21:17:21] Demon Eyes Kyo : here's the first movie

[21:17:22] * Imp takes away triggers membership

[21:17:26] * Demon Eyes Kyo walks down the hal

[21:17:30] * Imp has won

[21:17:35] Demon Eyes Kyo : here's the 2nd movie

[21:17:49] * Trigger inserts his member into Imp

[21:17:52] * Demon Eyes Kyo walsk back towards the group but stumbles a little

[21:18:05] HellBlaze : anything with jay and silent bob was fucking helariouse

[21:18:13] Demon Eyes Kyo : and here the third movie

[21:18:28] @ Austin Powers : lol

[21:18:38] * Demon Eyes Kyo walks up to trigger and takes his ring then throws it out a window

[21:18:50] Demon Eyes Kyo : problem solved

[21:18:50] Trigger : D=

[21:18:56] Trigger : My chastity ring!!

Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:24 pm

[15:54:40] Imp : time to go scam win money at the gambling hall

[15:55:02] Gabriel Hunter : Uh....guys...?

[15:55:14] Gabriel Hunter : ...someone is trying to proposition me online... =<_<=

[15:55:20] Imp : ...

[15:55:24] Imp : the DF background changed

[15:55:27] Imp : for outpost

[15:55:38] Imp : when did this happen?

[15:55:59] Imp : oh god epic

[15:56:00] * Imp cries

[15:56:00] Gabriel Hunter : The background change? Or the woman trying to proposition me?

[15:56:10] Imp : background

[15:56:24] @ Pest02 : A woman is trying to proposition you?

[15:56:52] Imp : i'm starting with 250k

[15:56:56] Imp : make a note of that

[15:57:56] Rommel : XD pest

[15:58:25] @ Pest02 : What's her name?

[15:58:26] Imp : i now have 260k

[15:58:39] Gabriel Hunter : zombiee18

[15:58:50] Imp : guy.

[15:59:04] @ Pest02 : It's not Jen. She uses Jamie888

[15:59:09] Gabriel Hunter : I thought she was just joking, but...

[16:00:49] Imp : 280k

[16:00:54] Imp : made 30k in the past 5 minutes

[16:01:03] Gabriel Hunter : Hell, if anyone else is interested though, she seems to be horny...

[16:01:30] Imp : msn. now.

[16:01:41] Rommel : HUNTER

[16:01:44] Rommel : NOA

[16:01:44] Rommel : HOOK ME UP

[16:01:44] Gabriel Hunter : She mentioned MSN.

[16:02:02] Imp : get it.

[16:02:03] Imp : give me it.

[16:03:29] Gabriel Hunter : Okay, what are your names on DF?

[16:03:31] Gabriel Hunter : She's wanting to know.

[16:04:10] Calum: Warhero30 has joined the chat on Tue Jun 15, 2010 4:04 pm

[16:04:21] Calum: Warhero30 : hello

[16:04:42] Gabriel Hunter : Hi.

[16:04:54] Gabriel Hunter : Okay, you guys going to answer, or what?

[16:05:24] Calum: Warhero30 : i guess they aren't

[16:05:45] Rommel : you know mine hunter

[16:06:07] Gabriel Hunter : There was a woman trying to proposition me on CB Chat, and these two wanted the MSN.

[16:06:43] Rommel : XD i see her

[16:06:47] Rommel : want me to counter?

[16:06:50] Gabriel Hunter : maiden16@live.com

[16:08:25] Gabriel Hunter : Deuce, what's your MSN for her to add?

[16:09:10] Rommel : i ain't got MSN

[16:09:14] Rommel : so =P

[16:09:19] * Gabriel Hunter facepalms.

[16:09:45] Gabriel Hunter : Okay, then...I dunno...TALK TO HER ON CB!

[16:09:51] Gabriel Hunter : XO

[16:10:24] Imp : i've made 50k in 10 minutes

[16:10:26] Imp : now at 300k

[16:10:47] Gabriel Hunter : Doing what, Imp?

[16:11:21] Imp : gambling hall

[16:12:37] Rommel : lol

[16:13:19] Rommel : hunter i gave her my email

[16:13:21] Calum: Warhero30 is Disconnected on Tue Jun 15, 2010 4:13 pm

[16:14:02] Gabriel Hunter : Oh yeah, Imp, did you get the e-mail?

[16:14:15] Imp : 320k

[16:14:18] Imp : and yeah

[16:14:22] Imp : i've made 70k so far

[16:14:26] Gabriel Hunter : Okay.

[16:15:06] Pest02 has joined the chat on Tue Jun 15, 2010 4:15 pm

[16:15:06] Gabriel Hunter : How are you managing that? Gambling Den seemed bugged. Or at least really really fast.

[16:15:22] Imp : odds

[16:15:28] Imp : i bet $100 each time

[16:15:34] Imp : and click the farthest left card

[16:15:41] Imp : after it gets it wrong 3 times in a row, i bet 20k

[16:15:45] Imp : if i lose again, i bet 40

[16:15:49] Imp : if i lose again, i bet 80

[16:16:53] Gabriel Hunter : ...huh...

[16:17:08] Gabriel Hunter : So you're basically manipulating the game's odds and mechanics to make money...and its working?

[16:17:25] Imp : yep.

[16:17:44] Rommel : Imp you should do it for my profile =P

[16:18:28] Gabriel Hunter : 20K proposition info fee, please.

[16:18:43] Rommel : NEINE

[16:18:44] Rommel : NEINE

[16:18:45] Gabriel Hunter : ...to help the clan out. ^_^

[16:18:55] * Rommel runs off throwing arms in the air

[16:21:02] * Pest02 picks up the arms

[16:21:14] @ Pest02 : Quit making a mess. These arms are for science.

[16:21:19] * Pest02 puts arms in arm bin

[16:21:25] Gabriel Hunter : Nice...

[16:21:29] Gabriel Hunter : That was good.

[16:21:45] Rommel : they were orphan arm's

[16:21:51] Imp : you need about 200k to do this method btw

[16:21:57] Gabriel Hunter : Okay, endurance or agility?

[16:22:10] Rommel : i perfer endurance

[16:22:11] Imp : agility.

[16:22:13] Rommel : cause i'm like that

[16:22:21] Imp : thats cuz you cant dodge.

[16:22:23] Z 1 has joined the chat on Tue Jun 15, 2010 4:22 pm

[16:22:37] Rommel : no i can

[16:22:39] Gabriel Hunter : ...agility sounds good actually.

[16:22:44] Rommel : i just hate being able to run faster

[16:22:45] Gabriel Hunter : My endurance is 90 anyways.

[16:22:51] Rommel : i love being the guy that goes

[16:22:58] Rommel : no you go on without me!

[16:23:05] Rommel : i'll stay here and hold them off!

[16:23:08] Gabriel Hunter : XD

[16:23:14] Gabriel Hunter : None shall pass!

[16:23:16] Imp : plus agility helps with getting from OP to NE faster

[16:23:21] @ Pest02 : He usually dies

[16:23:39] @ Pest02 : If we're talking about RE, then something killed him before he finishes that sentence

[16:24:01] Gabriel Hunter : Aggro is bad for my grammar...

[16:24:05] Rommel : XD

[16:24:05] Gabriel Hunter : But great for my WPM.

Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:54 pm

[18:59:50 30/06/10] @ Albert Wesker : I'm getting Papa John's BBQ Chicken Bacon, though.

[19:00:03 30/06/10] @ Albert Wesker : Which is far superior to any pizza you could have unless it were the same type.

[19:00:38 30/06/10] @ Austin Powers : it's not...

[19:01:07 30/06/10] @ Albert Wesker : Alright then.

[19:01:08 30/06/10] @ Albert Wesker : I win.

[19:01:23 30/06/10] * Albert Wesker throws a party in his pants

[19:01:41 30/06/10] * Austin Powers runs

[19:01:50 30/06/10] @ Albert Wesker : Sad

[19:02:00 30/06/10] @ Albert Wesker : nobody ever comes to my pants parties!

[19:02:04 30/06/10] * Albert Wesker cries

[19:02:31 30/06/10] * Austin Powers throws a rock

[19:02:51 30/06/10] @ Albert Wesker : Stop throwing things, you could hit somebody!

[19:03:24 30/06/10] * Austin Powers hits somebody

[19:05:57 30/06/10] @ Albert Wesker : Ow.

[19:06:06 30/06/10] @ Albert Wesker : You hit me right in the groin!

[19:06:10 30/06/10] * Albert Wesker bleeds

[19:06:27 30/06/10] * Albert Wesker bleeds all over Austin with his Groin-blood

[19:07:28 30/06/10] * Austin Powers stabs Wesker

[19:07:35 30/06/10] @ Albert Wesker : Ahk.

[19:07:37 30/06/10] * Albert Wesker dies

[19:07:54 30/06/10] * Albert Wesker does however continue to bleed all over the place.

[19:08:03 30/06/10] * Albert Wesker bleeds on the sofa

[19:08:08 30/06/10] * Albert Wesker bleeds on the T.V

[19:08:15 30/06/10] * Albert Wesker bleeds on the rug

[19:09:03 30/06/10] * Austin Powers throws Wesker out of a window

[19:09:47 30/06/10] * Albert Wesker bleeds on the front porch

[19:10:07 30/06/10] * Albert Wesker bleeds on the shrubberies

[19:10:17 30/06/10] * Albert Wesker runs out of blood to bleed.

[19:13:01 30/06/10] * Austin Powers throws something again

Overseer Gender : Number of posts : 667 Age : 34

It's not from here, but I thought Kanden would enjoy this.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: SNATCHIN YA PEOPLE UP
Stranger: OH EM GEE
You: TRYNA RAPE EM'
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And I did enjoy it. Cheesy

Overseer Gender : Number of posts : 667 Age : 34

[11:49:32] @ Otawesk : My brain is in pain.
[11:49:36] @ Otawesk : From the strain.
[11:49:55] @ Otawesk : Of disdain.
[11:49:59] The Paingy : Yo wesker to me would you explain
[11:50:27] @ Otawesk : Explain what, The Pain?
[11:50:39] @ Otawesk : Gy.
[11:50:42] @ Otawesk : lol
[11:50:54] The Paingy : the pain in your brain, yes
[11:51:05] The Paingy : Cus I'm under the impression it'd really quite tame.
[11:51:11] @ Otawesk : Okay, I'm finished..
[11:51:14] The Paingy : And that you might be a little lame.
[11:51:31] The Paingy : *it's
[11:51:39] @ Otawesk : It is you I'm about to maim.
[11:52:21] The Paingy : D: I thought you only hit dames!
[11:52:56] @ Otawesk : No, only the obviously plain.
[11:53:15] The Paingy : please sir, don't strike me with your cane!
[11:53:33] @ Otawesk : I will, because I find you mundane.
[11:54:02] The Paingy : Than you are obviously insane.
[11:55:19] @ Otawesk : And your rambling is inane.
[11:55:29] @ Otawesk : I shall cleave you in twain!
[11:56:07] The Paingy : And I shall sick upon you my great dane!
[11:56:37] @ Otawesk : But it shall be in vain.
[11:57:22] The Paingy : Well in that case it seems I have no gain.
[11:58:49] @ Otawesk : This is going in chat quotes..

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 490 Age : 38

C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker

Guest

[10:05:28] * Kanden brofist

[10:05:28] @ Wesker : I did the raping.

[10:05:35] @ Kanden : Nice job >: D

[10:05:39] * Kanden is kidding

[10:05:49] * Wesker brofists anyway.

[10:06:01] @ Wesker : Speaking of fisting!

Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:25 pm

[19:22:33] Austin Powers has joined the chat on Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:22 pm.

[19:22:36] Trigger : YOUR NAME IS TOBEH.

[19:22:41] * Trigger whips.

[19:22:44] @ Austin Powers : Tis not!.

[19:22:51] Trigger : TOBEH!!!.

[19:23:00] * Trigger whips.

[19:23:03] @ Austin Powers : AUSTIN.

[19:23:12] * Trigger whips.

[19:23:14] Trigger : TOBEH!!!!!.

[19:23:50] * Austin Powers sobs.

[19:24:04] Trigger : WHAT IS YOUR NAME, BOY?!.

[19:24:34] @ Austin Powers : Austin!.

[19:24:40] Trigger :

Lord of Wolves Gender : Number of posts : 164 Age : 31

[07:45:22] fatalitywolf has joined the chat on Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:45 am

[07:45:41] fatalitywolf : I'm thinking of a number between 1336 and 1338. What is it?

[07:46:11] Penguin Hunter : 3564

[07:46:48] fatalitywolf : re reead the question

[07:47:00] @ Wesker : lol

[07:47:39] fatalitywolf : re read the question then guess

[07:47:54] Penguin Hunter : 1338.

[07:48:04] Penguin Hunter : because 8 is closer to my favorite number, 9.

[07:48:19] fatalitywolf : re read the question

[07:48:55] Penguin Hunter : what, 1336 and 1338 aren't acceptable answers?

[07:49:02] fatalitywolf : no

[07:49:09] Penguin Hunter : 1337, in that case.

[07:49:16] fatalitywolf : Unfortunately for you, I didn't specify whether the number was an integer or not. I was, in fact, thinking of the number 1336.77389.

[07:49:40] Penguin Hunter : fuck you

[07:49:46] fatalitywolf : haha

[07:50:24] @ Wesker : Copypasta.

[07:50:37] fatalitywolf : noooo

[07:50:43] @ Wesker : lmao.

[07:50:44] fatalitywolf : i lernt how to spell.

[07:50:49] @ Wesker : "Nooooo"

[07:50:50] Penguin Hunter : =o

[07:50:59] Penguin Hunter : I lol'd

[07:51:01] @ Wesker : Obviously not, as you just used the word "Lernt"

[07:51:11] Penguin Hunter : also, that chick you posted in final funny images is really hot

[07:51:18] @ Wesker : Although I digress, I lol'd as well.

[07:51:22] fatalitywolf : haha

[07:51:31] Penguin Hunter : turtlenecks = extremely attractive apparel

[07:52:02] fatalitywolf : 50 u guy5 c4n j00 r34d di5

[07:52:41] Penguin Hunter : 50 guys can jew read?!

[07:52:50] Penguin Hunter : I thought WAY more people knew Hebrew!

[07:53:00] @ Wesker : lol

[07:53:13] fatalitywolf : no

[07:53:18] fatalitywolf : lol

[07:53:24] Penguin Hunter : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aby4hmTxp5M

[07:53:29] Penguin Hunter : song is awesome. so chill.

[07:53:34] fatalitywolf : i said so u guys can you read this

[07:53:54] Penguin Hunter : Too bad the rest of Opeth's work is like, mediocre besides the album that song is off of.

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