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Trigger Type-8808 wrote:

Too slow.

I was making a omelet sammich when you showed up D:< Trigger fights dirty!

Better than not fighting at all because I'm too busy making an omelette.

And crepes are better.

[MSF] Dr. Horrible: What's up, son.
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: *dunno why I said son*
[VGN-r] Col Awesome: Dad? You came back?
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: YES SON. NOW WE ARE A FAMILY AGAIN.
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: lololol
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: So, what's up?
[VGN-r] Col Awesome: Not a whole lot
[VGN-r] Col Awesome: Just played League of Legends
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: I keep reading about these riots in your country.
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: And I want to wave my non-rioting american dick around, but I guess I shouldm't.
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: Shouldn't*
[VGN-r] Col Awesome: I know
[VGN-r] Col Awesome: I dont actually care since it's in London
[VGN-r] Col Awesome: I dont live in London
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: EVERY BRIT LIVES IN LONDON.
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: YOU'RE A LIAR.
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: Just like every 'Merican owns 27 guns and lives down south
[VGN-r] Col Awesome: That's like saying every American is obese and stupid
[VGN-r] Col Awesome: Oh wait
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: HEY
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: I'M NOT FAT
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: AND I'LL MAKE YOU AGREE THAT I'M NOT FAT
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: WITH THIS RIFLE I GOT FROM THE NRA
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: :DDD
[VGN-r] Col Awesome: I own a Nerf gun
[VGN-r] Col Awesome: What now nigguh?
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: D:
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: I surrendah!
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: Dun hurts meeeee
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: *flees*
[VGN-r] Col Awesome sends the rioters over to America
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: Nah dude.
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: Send 'em all to Africa.
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: It seems to be where the rest of the world dumps its shit anyway.
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: THEN they'll have something to riot about.
[VGN-r] Col Awesome: Hey, Africa does it to themselves
[VGN-r] Col Awesome: They know they have no food or water
[VGN-r] Col Awesome: "Hey, let's have lots of children!"
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: "But let's get AIDS first!"
[VGN-r] Col Awesome: And then the government takes all the money from charity
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: Watch Africa climb out of it's AIDS-infested bathing water and kick our asses, though.
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: While we're all broke as hell and rioting.
[VGN-r] Col Awesome: Lol

[20:49:55 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : T.T
[20:50:28 11/08/11] @ Z 1 : I can barely play games, why should I bother with one
[20:50:39 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : Z
[20:50:40 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : Austin
[20:50:46 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : I come bearing grave news
[20:51:34 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : AMC has pulled a heel on walking dead fans
[20:52:57 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : they just fired the producer, reduced the budget by 650,000 dollars, and now wants 50% of all filming to be done indoors.
[20:53:02 11/08/11] @ Z 1 : ...
[20:53:12 11/08/11] @ Z 1 : WTF
[20:53:25 11/08/11] @ Z 1 : Those wacky people
[20:53:34 11/08/11] @ Z 1 : Its like they cant help but ruin a show
[20:53:50 11/08/11] @ Z 1 : more than half the comic is spent camping outside
[20:53:58 11/08/11] @ Z 1 : Or traveling
[20:54:06 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : apparently they're terrorizing the cast of actors too
[20:54:16 11/08/11] @ Austin Powers : ...
[20:54:19 11/08/11] @ Austin Powers : WHAT
[20:54:25 11/08/11] @ Austin Powers : THE
[20:54:26 11/08/11] @ Austin Powers : FUCK
[20:54:31 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : going so far as saying "you're in a zombie series, its easy to be killed off"
[20:54:32 11/08/11] @ Z 1 : They want everyone to quit
[20:54:58 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : not entirely
[20:55:02 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : they want everyone to stay on
[20:55:30 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : but they apparently heard how zombie flicks are sposed to be micro budget productions and pulled a "heeeeeey waitaminute"
[20:56:15 11/08/11] @ Z 1 : MOVIES
[20:56:23 11/08/11] @ Z 1 : ITS A GOD DAMED TV SHOW
[20:57:22 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : wait he's the director
[20:57:29 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/08/oh_frank_darabont_was_fired_from_the_walking_dead.php
[20:57:30 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : here
[20:58:52 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : this wouldnt be a problem if they would just wait til they get to the damn prison
[21:00:39 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : oh
[21:00:52 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : and apparently they're fucking up the world war z movie
[21:10:34 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : feelsbadman.jpeg
[21:11:03 11/08/11] @ Austin Powers : Show sounds like it might suck now.
[21:17:04 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : i know D:
[21:18:32 11/08/11] @ Z 1 : Bah
[21:20:39 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : I cant even send amc a hateful email
[21:20:41 11/08/11] * Z 1 orders a killsat to be moved into orbit above AMC headquaters
[21:20:55 11/08/11] @ Z 1 : My ways better
[21:22:10 11/08/11] @ Z 1 : Would you like the honors birk
[21:22:18 11/08/11] * Z 1 offers up the big red button
[21:24:13 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : Fuck yea
[21:24:24 11/08/11] * Dinobot takes the button and falcon paunches it
[21:29:28 11/08/11] @ Z 1 : ...
[21:29:36 11/08/11] @ Z 1 : AUSTIN WAS AN AMC SPY
[21:31:36 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : Horrey sheet!
[21:31:54 11/08/11] @ Dinobot : I knew the ginger was up to no good..

That is horrible news.

Genuinely ruined my day.

[21:49:14] * Pest02 knows what he must do

[21:49:19] * Pest02 gets the bat

[21:49:33] @ Dinobot : !!

[21:49:39] @ Dinobot : What're you doing

[21:49:51] * Pest02 grabs the baseballs and gloves

[21:50:04] @ Pest02 : Lets go play a few games

[21:50:35] * Dinobot squints eyes

[21:51:24] * Pest02 presses a button

[21:51:24] * Dinobot waggles fingers, drawing back his labcoat to show off a set of pokeballs

[21:51:37] * Pest02 watches the time machine explode

[21:51:48] @ Dinobot : D:

[21:51:52] * Pest02 watches a singularity form

[21:51:53] @ Dinobot : Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[21:52:00] @ Pest02 : NO!

[21:52:09] * Pest02 is sucked into an alternate dimension

[21:52:41] @ Dinobot : daaaaaaaamn yooooooooooou peeeeeeeeeeeeeeest!

[21:52:46] * Dinobot is sucked in as well

[21:54:06] * Dinobot ends up in the rule 63 world

[21:54:43] * Pest02 ends up in a world of topless women with size G breasts

[21:55:32] @ Dinobot : o-o I know a friend who has g-cups

[21:56:11] @ Pest02 : Jen apparently knows several, from all the pictures she has on her phone.

[21:56:18] @ Pest02 : Seriously, why hasnt she gone blind

[21:56:41] @ Pest02 : WHAT SUPERHUMAN POWERS DID YOU GIVE HER

[21:57:16] @ Dinobot : I merely gave her VD. Anything else is of her own creation

[21:57:50] Kanden joined the chat on Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:57 pm

[21:57:50] @ Pest02 : Were you infected with the G virus at the time?

[21:58:32] * Dinobot shifty look

[21:58:36] @ Dinobot : maybe...

[21:59:09] @ Pest02 : Mutant VD? We're doomed. Soon her insatable lust will turn all women into lesbians, and the world will cease to be able to repopulate.

[21:59:21] @ Pest02 : You ended the human race Birk. Congradulations.

And nothing of value was lost.

awe548soldier: DAMN HOMELESS PEOPLE ASKING FOR CHANGE
[MSF] Dr. Horrible: Night of the living Homeless
awe548soldier: DAMN BLACK PEOPLE CANT USE THE INTERWEBZ WHEN THEY BE DUMB

[22:36:10] Pengy : Where does the "aggler" in faggler even come from.
[22:36:15] Storm Commander Alvarez : I'm hoping I can play SWTOR.
[22:36:35] Storm Commander Alvarez : Where does "gay" come from pengy even come from?
[22:36:49] Pengy : Do you guys ever wish you were flexible enough to watch yourselves poop?

It was just your average day in the chatbox, when all of a sudden:

[18:36:00] Pengy : OH SHIT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
[18:36:05] Pengy : PEE WEE IS MAKING A NEW MOVIE

I don't remember much after that.

[20:40:13] Trigger type-8808 : SOMEDAY I SHALL TASTE YOUR FACE
[20:40:23] @ Dinobot : and my mighty cock
[20:40:32] @ Dinobot : my mighty meaty cock
[20:40:43] @ Austin Powers : DON'T DO IT
[20:40:59] @ Austin Powers : GINGER SKIN IS VERY POISONOUS
[20:41:03] @ Dinobot : It will taste like chicken and dick, but mostly dick.
[20:41:56] @ Austin Powers : NOBODY CARES ABOUT BIRKINS DICK

[22:40:37] Trigger type-8808 : PARALLEL PARKING IS NO BIG WHUP
[22:40:41] Trigger type-8808 : TAKE IT SLOW
[22:40:55] @ Dinobot : that's what she said
[22:40:56] Trigger type-8808 : YOU SHOULD TRY DRIVING MY CAR
[22:41:06] Trigger type-8808 : NOW THAT THING IS HARD TO PARK
[22:41:07] @ Dinobot : She said that too

[00:03:12 02/09/11] Trigger type-8808 : http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1270574
[00:03:52 02/09/11] @ Dinobot : I RETURN WITH NOMS
[00:04:11 02/09/11] Trigger type-8808 : I MUST HAVE CHIPPIES
[00:04:33 02/09/11] @ Dinobot : ...
[00:04:36 02/09/11] @ Austin Powers : I HAVE EATEN
[00:04:45 02/09/11] @ Dinobot : WHAT AN UNFORTUNATE CHOICE OF SNACKS AFTER SEEING THIS PIC
[00:04:52 02/09/11] @ Dinobot : FOR MY SNACK IS HOTDOGS
[00:05:27 02/09/11] Trigger type-8808 : ...
[00:05:28 02/09/11] @ Austin Powers : HAW
[00:05:29 02/09/11] @ Austin Powers : PENIS
[00:05:29 02/09/11] Trigger type-8808 : BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
[00:05:33 02/09/11] @ Austin Powers : YOU EAT PENIS
[00:06:07 02/09/11] @ Dinobot : :ffff:
[00:06:19 02/09/11] @ Dinobot : :fuck!:
[00:06:30 02/09/11] @ Dinobot : :rage1: om nom nom

[17:50:56] @ Austin Powers : I took a shit, and apparnatly when it went down it was lying to me.
[17:51:12] @ Austin Powers : So disaster struck.
[17:51:13] TRIGGITIUS : wat

[02:07:59] @ Austin Powers : I had a steak wrapped in bacon for dinner.
[02:08:04] @ Austin Powers : IT was delicious.
[02:08:23] @ Captain Weskerius : You mean you had bacon, wrapped around a steak.
[02:08:30] @ Captain Weskerius : Right?
[02:08:36] @ Austin Powers : Ya
[02:08:43] @ Captain Weskerius : K
[02:08:46] @ Austin Powers : Coulda used more bacon and less steak.
[02:08:52] @ Captain Weskerius : I bet.
[02:08:59] @ Captain Weskerius : Isn't that the way it always is, though.
[02:09:10] @ Captain Weskerius : Anyone notice that when you're cooking bacon, it sounds like applause?

[19:33:07] Trigger : TEABEER
[19:33:24] Trigger : IF I EVER WRITE A BOOK, TEABEER WILL BE THE EQUIVALENT OF MEAD
[19:33:32] Trigger : YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME BIRKIN
[19:33:49] Trigger : WITH YOUR PICTURE OF EXPENSIVE MACHINES AND WOMEN BEING SEXUALLY SERVICED BY DOGS

[04:28:49] Drill Sergeant Trigger : DID SHE JUST RIP HER PUSSY OPEN AND SING THROUGH IT

[04:28:51] Drill Sergeant Trigger : BACKUP

[04:28:57] Drill Sergeant Trigger : I AM CALLING FOR BACKUP

[04:28:58] Drill Sergeant Trigger : GINGER

[04:28:58] @ Swamp Birk : yep

[04:29:00] Drill Sergeant Trigger : REBEL BASE COME IN

[04:29:07] Drill Sergeant Trigger : THIS IS REBEL NINE

[04:29:09] Drill Sergeant Trigger : COME IN

[04:29:20] @ Nyctophobia : oh my

[04:29:34] @ Swamp Birk : where is your god now trigger?

[04:29:35] Drill Sergeant Trigger : REQUESTING IMMEDIATE EVAC

[04:29:59] Drill Sergeant Trigger : REPEAT, REBEL NINE REQUESTING IMMEDIATE EVAC

[04:30:00] Drill Sergeant Trigger : FUCK

[04:30:09] * Drill Sergeant Trigger begins evasive maneuvers

[04:30:54] @ Swamp Birk : now whenever you hum that song

[04:30:54] Drill Sergeant Trigger : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[04:30:59] * Drill Sergeant Trigger explodes

[04:31:06] @ Swamp Birk : you'll see the gaping vagina mouth in your head

[04:31:12] Drill Sergeant Trigger : ):<

[04:31:15] Drill Sergeant Trigger : FUCK YOU

[04:31:18] Drill Sergeant Trigger : FUCK YOU SO HARD

DAMN YOU AUSTIN

YOU WERENT THERE FOR ME

YOU WERENT THERE!!!!

[00:51:10] @ Wesker : WE ARE STRONG
[00:51:23] @ Nyctophobia : I NEED TO GO PLAY STARCRAFT
[00:51:28] @ Nyctophobia : DON'T KNOW WHEN I WILL GET TO THAT
[00:51:35] @ Swamp Birk : WE HAVE HEART!
[00:51:35] @ Wesker : NOONE CAN TELL US WE'RE WRONG
[00:51:44] @ Swamp Birk : BORN IN THIS WORLD AS IT ALL FALLS APART
]00:51:54] LORD CORAU STARK : SEARCHING OUR HEART FOR SO LOOONG
[00:51:58] LORD CORAU STARK : BOTH OF US KNOWING
[00:52:06] @ Nyctophobia : WOW FUCK YOU GUYS
[00:52:08] @ Wesker : LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD
[00:52:09] LORD CORAU STARK : LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD

<333333333333333

[16:56:54] @ Austin Powers : BBUTHGG MBKJ
[16:57:02] @ Austin Powers : THAT WAS A CAT
[16:57:26] Trigger : I HEARD "BUTTHURT MKAY"
[16:57:33] Trigger : WHAT IS YOUR CAT TRYING TO SAY
[16:58:04] Trigger : THE VARIOUS CATS OF UC HAVE BEEN TYPING A LOT LATELY
[16:58:22] Trigger : I BELIEVE THEY ARE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER
[16:58:35] @ Austin Powers : NO
[16:58:37] @ Austin Powers : THEY MUST NOT
[16:58:49] Trigger : WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING
[16:58:55] Trigger : THEY MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO ORGANIZE
[16:59:00] @ Austin Powers : WORLD DOMINATION
[16:59:10] Trigger : IT COULD BE.... CAT-ASTROPHIC!!
[16:59:22] @ Austin Powers : FUCK YOU
[16:59:29] * Trigger puts on sunglasses
[16:59:32] Trigger : OOOOH YEEEEEEEEAH

[00:47:38] Trigger : y0u must be swift as a c0ursing river
[00:47:47] Trigger : with all the f0rce of a great typh00n
[00:47:57] Trigger : with all the strength 0f a raging fire
[00:48:07] Trigger : mysteri0us as the dark side 0f the m00n
[00:48:45] @ Austin Powers : STOP THE ZEROES
[00:49:16] Trigger : n0

[17:10:19] Moderator status withdrawn from @ elbavresb0 by Wesker
[17:10:59] @ elbavresb0 : it's n0t very effective...

[00:19:19] Nyctophobia joined the chat on Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:19 am

[00:19:28] @ Nyctophobia : HOLY SHIT YO

[00:19:31] @ Nyctophobia : I JUST MADE 3 SANDWICHES

[00:19:33] @ Nyctophobia : OM NOM NOM!

[00:19:35] @ Nyctophobia : BRB

[00:19:53] @ Trigger : Cheesy

[00:20:22] @ Austin Powers : FATTY

[00:20:35] @ Nyctophobia : QUIET GINGER

[00:20:43] @ Nyctophobia : DO YOU KNOW WHAT GINGER IS AN ANAGRAM OF?

[00:20:55] @ Trigger : !!!!!

[00:20:57] @ Trigger : HOLY SHIT

[00:21:01] @ Trigger : GINGER MAKES NIGGER

[00:21:04] @ Austin Powers : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[00:21:08] @ Trigger : MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

[00:21:09] @ Austin Powers : HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[00:21:10] @ Nyctophobia : EXACTLY

[00:21:11] @ Nyctophobia : AND AS SUCH

[00:21:14] @ Austin Powers : I REALLY AM PART BLACK

[00:21:14] @ Nyctophobia : HE MUST BE SILENT.

[00:21:25] * Austin Powers turns his hat sideways

[00:21:33] @ Trigger : I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I HATED THEM

[00:21:40] @ Trigger : THAT IS SOME SUBCONSCIOUS SHIT RIGHT THERE

Shortly after Birkin chatmodded me:

[20:10:05] @ Hoxundgund : Dammit, Birkin.
[20:14:36] @ G-Birkin : HAW
[20:14:53] @ G-Birkin : there is but one gawd
[20:14:54] @ Hoxundgund : You will do away with this baggage.
[20:14:55] @ G-Birkin : and his name is G
[20:15:11] G-Birkin has been banned by Hoxundgund

D:< You will rue the day you banned me, Trigger! RUE IT I SAY!