Chat Quotes

[20:14:45] Trigger joined the chat on Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:14 pm
[20:20:27] W.Birkin joined the chat on Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:20 pm
[20:20:31] @ W.Birkin : NIGGERSHIT
[20:20:38] @ W.Birkin : TIME TO FUCK YOU UP!
[20:20:42] * W.Birkin tackles trigger
[20:24:34] * Trigger fucks Birkin up
[20:24:39] Trigger : NOW WAT
[20:24:42] Trigger : LILBITCH
[20:24:57] @ W.Birkin : Shit neugh.. that was gangsta..
[20:25:06] @ W.Birkin : you don beat me right proper.

[18:34:36] Trigger : That sounds about as excellent as sucking five dicks

[03:00:18] @ Wesker : If Dumbo is Sherlock, why isn't Birk Professor Ponyartie?
[03:00:52] Sherlock Pones : !
[03:00:58] Sherlock Pones : Don't give hime ideas.
[03:01:02] Sherlock Pones : *him
[03:01:07] @ Dr. Ponsano : !
[03:01:14] @ Dr. Ponsano : GENIUS!
[03:01:24] Dr. Ponsano has logged off the chat on Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:01 am
[03:01:35] Sherlock Pones : !
[03:01:51] Into hoofing : Ahahahah!
[03:01:55] Professor Ponyartie joined the chat on Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:01 am
[03:01:55] Sherlock Pones : Wesker you foal!
[03:02:05] Sherlock Pones : Ponyartie!
[03:02:19] @ Professor Ponyartie : Pones! My arch nemesis!
[03:02:44] @ Wesker : I make life difficult.
[03:02:50] Into hoofing : Oh I am crying!
[03:02:53] Into hoofing : Hahah!

I lost it at "Wesker you foal"

[22:39:18] @ W.Birkin : Nippachu! Use tail wag on dumbo!

[22:39:25] Nippachu : None of those are very appealing.

[22:39:41] Nippachu : Fuck you! You don't have the Boulder Badge!

[14:25:27] Nippachu : The picture is Jill screwing Claire. They both have penises, but someone shopped their name on it.
[14:26:05] @ Strayne : I posted 10 reverse image search engines up^
[14:26:08] @ Strayne : Try those.
[14:26:30] Nippachu : I've tried half of them so far. BYO sent me a lake picture and said it was a match.
[14:27:29] @ Strayne : lolol
[14:27:46] Tool : That lake must be something...

[19:56:21] @ W.Birkin : she got a lil excited gobbling the knob and swallowed too much of it
[19:56:24] @ Austin Powers : Who doesn't?

[09:07:51] A. Birkin joined the chat on Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:07 am

[09:08:32] A. Birkin : WONDERTWIN POWERS ACTIVATE

[09:08:46] Pest02 joined the chat on Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:08 am

[09:08:52] @ Pest02 : What do you want

[09:09:05] @ Pest02 : Oh....you bitch.

[09:09:19] A. Birkin : V is for Victory!

[09:09:31] @ Pest02 : F is for go Fuck yourself.

Really? You blew up my phone for twenty minutes just for that joke?

[09:12:23] @ Pest02 : We...have the same IP. Are you on my porch?

[09:12:39] A. Birkin : Maybe. Can you get me a soda?

[09:12:54] @ Pest02 : Yoohoo, Milk, Tea, or Coka Cola?

[09:13:02] A. Birkin : Sweet Tea please.


BFF's.

I wish I had a porch for people to stalk me and demand beverages from.

It was nice out. Plus now I have my own laptop, so I just sit around with it instead of on his crappy computer.

My dear. You've certainly missed a lot while gone! All of the ERB's are quite amusing!

*squint* I see what you did there.

[12:43:12] W.Birkin joined the chat on Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:43 pm
[12:47:48] Sherclop Pones joined the chat on Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:47 pm
[12:48:05] Sherclop Pones : ...I'm watchin you.
[12:49:38] @ W.Birkin : Goddamn it...
[12:49:43] @ W.Birkin : how did I miss all of that!?
[12:50:16] @ W.Birkin : T.T I miss all the good stuff
[12:50:23] @ W.Birkin : Wait, why are you watching me?
[12:52:58] @ W.Birkin : Oh I see now
[12:53:09] @ W.Birkin : Its cause you failed to inflict harm upon my wife! You cad!
[12:53:33] * W.Birkin crosses arms
[12:54:41] @ W.Birkin : Should I do the chivalrous thing and defend her honor? Lord knows that Annette is more than capable of taking a punch and give it right back, I wouldn't want to insult her by playing the white knight, but then perhaps she would like to that sort of thing once in a while
[12:55:25] @ W.Birkin : Alright, I'll do it! Have at thee you poor excuse for a stuffed animal!
[12:57:36] Wesker joined the chat on Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:57 pm
[12:58:36] Kath9876 joined the chat on Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:58 pm
[12:59:01] @ W.Birkin : T.T well, shit, there goes my time to shine.

I took out a sober man and two police officers, hun. You think a pony can stop me?


Actually, that's a real possibility. How in the hell would you even fight a horse?

D: Merely trying to be romantic dear! Please don't hurt me... Too much. D:

[21:07:34] @ Wesker : WHAT IS IT, DUMBO
[21:07:39] @ Wesker : SPEAK UP
[21:07:43] Steven Magnet : When my moostache was mutilated...
[21:07:53] Steven Magnet : ...I lost a part of myself that day...
[21:08:18] @ Wesker : A MUSTACHE IS A TERRIBLE THING TO HAVE, AND YOU SHOULD FEEL TERRIBLE.

[23:38:34] Untersturmführer Alvarez : Smoke a bowel.

[03:31:36] Trigger : I will cuss you out so hard
[03:31:40] Trigger : I will say bad words at you

Taken completely out of context

Somehow he knew the part I left out before I even left it out



[04:19:00] Trigger : LOOK UP IN THE SKY
[04:19:02] Trigger : ITS A BIRD
[04:19:04] Trigger : ITS A PLANE
[04:19:08] Trigger : ITS AIR MAN BITCH
[04:19:12] Trigger : AND IM BRINGIN THE PAIN
[04:19:17] Trigger : I GOT A FAN INSTALLED IN MY GRILL
[04:19:23] @ Shadow Birkin : no lie
[04:19:25] Trigger : IM GONNA BLOW YOUR ASS STRAIGHT OFF THE MAP
[04:19:26] Trigger : GOODBYE