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[13:32:25] Warhero30 : Speaking of movies
[13:32:35] Warhero30 : 2 Headed Shark Attack is an awesome movie
[13:33:01] Tool : It doesn't sound like an awesome movie.
[13:33:38] Warhero30 : But the name alone
[13:33:45] Warhero30 : what could be more awesome?
[13:34:41] Warhero30 : it's actually awful but it's funny awful
[13:34:54] Tool : A 2 headed shark doesn't seem efficient.
[13:35:46] Warhero30 : In what way?
[13:36:21] Tool : Well first of all it would be way too heavy with two heads and not very accurate too.
Fags.

[20:53:34] @ Misdreavus : I hunger.
[20:55:09] @ Shadow Birkin : ;;_;;
[20:56:09] @ Misdreavus : ;;_;;
[20:56:39] @ Shadow Birkin : ;;_;; *chitters in spider talk*
[20:56:55] @ Misdreavus : ;;_;; *Chitters back*
[20:57:15] * Misdreavus injects Z with venom
[20:57:24] * Misdreavus wraps him up in silk
[20:57:32] Z 1 has been disconnected on Tue May 15, 2012 8:57 pm (session timeout)
[20:57:39] * Misdreavus has finished consuming Z
[20:58:48] @ Shadow Birkin : ;;_;;*skrees in amusement at the spectacle*

[21:03:46] * Misdreavus injects Austin with Venom
[21:04:01] * Misdreavus wraps Austin up in silk
[21:04:05] * Trigger injects Austin with Spiderman
[21:04:12] Trigger : OH FUCK WHAT'LL HE TURN INTO NOW
[21:04:30] @ Shadow Birkin : *chitters more* You never saw arachniphobia have you? we SCREAM too!
[21:04:33] @ Misdreavus : NIGGER, YOU'RE DEAD.
[21:04:46] @ Misdreavus : I mean
[21:04:50] * Misdreavus chitters.
[21:05:14] * Misdreavus chitters that we also occasionally make noises with our fangs because they are too big.
[21:05:16] Trigger : THAT'S WHAT SPIDERS THINK ALL DAY AS THEY WATCH YOU FROM THE SHADOWS
[21:05:42] @ Shadow Birkin : ;;_;; *chitters* Joooooin uuuuusssss
[21:06:14] Trigger : ;;3;;
[21:06:17] Austin Powers has been disconnected on Tue May 15, 2012 9:06 pm (session timeout)
[21:06:17] Austin Powers has been disconnected on Tue May 15, 2012 9:06 pm (session timeout)
[21:06:19] * Misdreavus finishes his Austin Powers Organ-shake.

[00:35:35] @ Birkin Recluse : dude
[00:35:40] @ ArachnoHavoc : Dude.
[00:35:44] @ B. Weski : Duuuude.
[00:35:46] Dumbo El Magnifico : DUDES

[18:03:44] Trigger joined the chat on Sat May 19, 2012 6:03 pm
[18:03:55] Trigger : LOOK UP IN THE SKY
[18:03:57] Trigger : IT'S A BIRD
[18:04:03] Trigger : IT'S A PLANE
[18:04:09] Trigger : IT'S AIR MAN BITCH AND IM
[18:04:12] Trigger : BRINGIN THE PAIN
[18:04:18] Trigger : I GOT A FAN INSTALLED IN MY GRILL
[18:04:20] Trigger : NO LIE
[18:04:26] Trigger : IMMA BLOW YOUR ASS STRAIGHT OFF THE MAP
[18:04:27] Trigger : GOODBYE
[18:04:28] @ Birkin Recluse : Goodbye
[18:04:42] * Trigger blows Birkin straight off the map

[18:08:10] * Trigger continues to blow Birk
[18:08:12] Trigger : wait
[18:08:17] Trigger : let me rephrase that
[18:08:27] * Trigger blows Birk to death
[18:08:30] Trigger : wait
[18:08:33] Trigger : fuck
[18:08:41] * Dumbo El Magnifico lols
[18:08:49] @ Birkin Recluse : Wooo

hahahaha

[22:12:29 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : I'm going to fight you
[22:12:34 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : and I'm going to kill you
[22:12:38 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : until you are dead.
[22:12:50 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse : I approve of this
[22:12:56 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse : Fight in the honor of the day of birth
[22:12:58 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse : Amuse me
[22:13:30 20/05/12] * B. Weski teleports behind Dumbo and delivers a Haymaker to the skull of his foe.
[22:13:50 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : WHUT
[22:13:58 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : I HAVE FRENCH BREAD AND COLA
[22:14:21 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : K BREADS DONE
[22:14:35 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico FUCKS WESKER'S SHIT UP
[22:14:54 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYa5aQb3YGE
[22:17:01 20/05/12] * B. Weski COUNTERS SHITFUCKING
[22:17:13 20/05/12] * B. Weski FEASTS ON DUMBO'S ORGANS
[22:17:55 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : I WAS PLANNING ON REPLACING THOSE ANYWAY
[22:18:00 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : Also, Birk, it's the day of GIRTH
[22:18:05 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : It's your GIRTHDAY.
[22:18:07 20/05/12] @ B. Weski :
[22:18:21 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico STRAPS WESKER TO THE IRON PONY
[22:18:44 20/05/12] * B. Weski EATS THE IRON PONY
[22:19:46 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico ELBOWS WESK TO THE KNEE
[22:19:55 20/05/12] * B. Weski WEBS DUMBO.
[22:20:03 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse : D: very well
[22:20:06 20/05/12] * B. Weski KNEE COUNT: 7 REMAINING
[22:20:08 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse : Girth day
[22:20:17 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse : in honor of the girthday, i shall consume the remains of the loser
[22:21:32 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico KILLS WESK UNTIL HE'S DEAD...TODAY
[22:22:04 20/05/12] * B. Weski PLAYS THE SONG OF TIME. IT IS NOW YESTERDAY.
[22:22:37 20/05/12] * B. Weski FLINGS WEB AT DUMBO, ENSNARING HIM IN WHITE STICKY STUFF
[22:22:55 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse : Splat~
[22:23:18 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : DEFEATING A SANDWICH
[22:23:23 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : ONLY MAKES IT TASTIER.
[22:23:25 20/05/12] @ B. Weski :
[22:23:36 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico USES 60'S SPIDERMAN TO COUNTER WESK
[22:24:07 20/05/12] * B. Weski GROUNDS PETER PARKER, THUS LIMITING SPIDERMAN'S MOBILITY.
[22:24:42 20/05/12] * B. Weski BURNS THE HOUSE.
[22:25:13 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico KICK WESK INTO THE BURNING HOUSE
[22:25:33 20/05/12] * Birkin Recluse transmutes Wesker into a creature made of Venom and Carnage
[22:25:49 20/05/12] * B. Weski SHEDS HIS EXOSKELETON TO AVOID BURNING TO DEATH.
[22:26:02 20/05/12] * B. Weski SKUTTLES UNDERGROUND TO ALLOW HIS NEW ONE TIME TO HARDEN
[22:26:12 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico TRANSMUTES SELF INTO THE SMOOZE
[22:26:34 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CnOysetlQw
[22:26:39 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : YOU CAN'T STOP ME
[22:28:00 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?
[22:28:12 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : BAD THINGS COME IN TWOS?
[22:28:32 20/05/12] * B. Weski 's EXOSKELETON IS HARD NOW, MUCH LIKE THE HYDRAPENIS.
[22:28:40 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico ASSIMILATES WESKER
[22:29:11 20/05/12] * Birkin Recluse freezes smooze
[22:29:14 20/05/12] * B. Weski WATCHES DUMBO TRY TO ASSIMILATE HIS MOLT
[22:29:31 20/05/12] * B. Weski SNEAKS UP BEHIND AND BITES DUMBO'S NECK
[22:29:55 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico DE-MERGES WITH SMOOZE
[22:30:18 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : Wait
[22:30:19 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : wut
[22:30:20 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico LICKS HIS OWN BLOOD
[22:30:23 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : Oh.
[22:30:32 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : I missed the smooze thing =\
[22:30:44 20/05/12] * B. Weski BITES HARDER
[22:31:01 20/05/12] * B. Weski INJECTS PARALYSIS VENOM INTO DUMBO
[22:31:08 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico FLIPS WESK
[22:31:41 20/05/12] * B. Weski LANDS ON HIS FEET.
[22:31:44 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico HOLDS WESK IN AN INESCAPABLE VICE
[22:31:55 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico PARALYZES
[22:32:02 20/05/12] * B. Weski ESCAPES VICE BY MOLTING AGAIN.
[22:32:21 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : YOU ALREADY MOLTED
[22:32:24 20/05/12] * B. Weski WATCHES AS DUMBO HUGS HIS LIFELESS HUSK.
[22:32:30 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : SPIDERS DO THAT.
[22:32:35 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : THEY MOLT MORE THAN ONCE.
[22:32:44 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : NOT THAT QUICKLY
[22:32:55 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : THEY MOLT AS THEY GET FED.
[22:33:03 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : I SUCKED YOUR BLOOD.
[22:33:07 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : I WAS FED.
[22:33:10 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : SO I MOLTED.
[22:33:15 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : SRSLY, BTW.
[22:33:21 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : WE'RE MILES\ AWAY FROM THE NEAREST CULVERS
[22:33:31 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : OH
[22:33:33 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : IF YOU EVER GET A SPIDER, HOW FAST THEY MOLT IS DIRECTLY RELATED TO HOW MUCH YOU FEED THEM.
[22:33:48 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse : same goes for snakes
[22:34:03 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico PROLONGED THE NARRITIVE ENOUGH TO DE-PARALYZE
[22:34:14 20/05/12] * B. Weski D:
[22:34:27 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico BUCKS WESKER
[22:34:41 20/05/12] * B. Weski FLIES BACKWARDS.
[22:34:51 20/05/12] * Birkin Recluse catches wesk
[22:34:55 20/05/12] * Birkin Recluse tosses him back
[22:35:05 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico CHARGES AND LAUNCHES BIRK AND WESK INTO THE AIR
[22:35:39 20/05/12] * B. Weski USES WEB TO FLOAT SAFELY DOWN FAR AWAY FROM DUMBO
[22:35:48 20/05/12] * Birkin Recluse slot machine wheel pops up: cherry, cherry, cherry
[22:35:53 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse : STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORT CAKE!
[22:36:02 20/05/12] * B. Weski CHARGES AT DUMBO
[22:36:02 20/05/12] * Birkin Recluse turns into a beam katana for wesk
[22:36:17 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico BARREL ROLLS
[22:36:25 20/05/12] * B. Weski STOPS CHARGING, TAKES BEAM KATANA, AND STARTS AGAIN.
[22:36:33 20/05/12] * B. Weski MISSES!
[22:36:49 20/05/12] * B. Weski DIGS UNDERGROUND
[22:37:15 20/05/12] * B. Weski POPS UP BENEATH DUMBO, FUCKING UP HIS LEGS WITH FANGS OF FURY.
[22:37:20 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico RUNS VERY QUICKLY
[22:37:35 20/05/12] @ B. Weski :
[22:37:46 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico HOBBLES VERY QUICKLY
[22:37:50 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : xD
[22:38:22 20/05/12] * B. Weski SHOOTS WEB AT DUMBO'S LEGS, ELIMINATING ANY CHANCE OF ESCAPE.
[22:39:17 20/05/12] * B. Weski ATTACHES WEB TO HANDLE OF BIRKTANA, USING IT AS A BEAM-NUNCHAKU
[22:39:27 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico ROLLS DOWN A VERY STEEP HILL INTO A RIVER
[22:39:28 20/05/12] * B. Weski SLICES THROUGH DUMBO LIKE A HOT KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER.
[22:39:36 20/05/12] * B. Weski MISSES
[22:39:43 20/05/12] * Birkin Recluse makes wooshing noises
[22:40:05 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico RIDES THE CURRENT TO SAFETY
[22:40:11 20/05/12] * B. Weski WATCHES DUMBO GET WASHED AWAY.
[22:40:22 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : It's a draw.
[22:40:33 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : INDEED
[22:40:41 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : GOOD FIGHT, SIR.
[22:40:57 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : YOU FOUGHT LIKE A BITCH
[22:41:03 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : BUT BEING AS YOU ARE AN EQUINE, WOULD YOU NOT DROWN?
[22:41:14 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : HORSES CAN SWIM
[22:41:16 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : SINCE, Y'KNOW, YOUR LEGS..
[22:41:51 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : I'M AMAZING
[22:42:03 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : AND THE WATER WASHED YOUR FAGGOTY WEB OFF
[22:42:11 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : WELL, THERE WERE A NUMBER OF BULLSHIT OCCURRENCES ON BOTH SIDES, SO I'LL TAKE IT.
[22:42:14 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse : oh look
[22:42:19 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse : we're in the amazon
[22:42:19 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : ?
[22:42:24 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse :
[22:42:31 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse : and someone has fucked up, wounded legs
[22:42:40 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : Oh
[22:42:44 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : I have friends on the amazon
[22:42:50 20/05/12] @ B. Weski :
[22:42:50 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse : in piranha infested waters :3
[22:43:22 20/05/12] * B. Weski watches Dumbo tremble as the Goliath Bird-Eaters wander out and inspect him.
[22:43:28 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico TAMES AN ALLIGATOR TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE PANSY PIRANHA
[22:44:45 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OSf3ya8_Kv8/TbfasHIz8JI/AAAAAAAABFo/Qxx27dMW1lg/s1600/zach+braff+quote+on+slavery.jpg
[22:45:21 20/05/12] Dumbo El Magnifico : http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MNWlWnmNDso/TbfaqIVFbDI/AAAAAAAABFQ/6YgFHYroh8o/s1600/zach+braff+quote+on+9+11.jpg
[22:45:24 20/05/12] * B. Weski MEANDERS AWAY AS DUMBO'S SCREAMS FADE DUE TO THE GOLIATH'S PARALYSIS VENOM KICKING IN, AND FROM HIS LUNGS BEING CHEWED ON
[22:46:05 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico DIES
[22:46:28 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico WASHES UP ON HIS HOME BASE BY THE BEACH
[22:46:29 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : Nice location choice, Birk. xD
[22:46:48 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico 's ASSISTANT FINDS HIM
[22:47:12 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico FINDS EXCEPTIONAL ORGANS AMONG THE DEAD PONIE'S BODIES
[22:47:35 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico 's ASSISTANT BEGINS WORKING
[22:48:06 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse :
[22:48:22 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse : There is but one greater killer than man
[22:48:25 20/05/12] @ Birkin Recluse : and thats nature
[22:48:36 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : The area with the biggest spiders, and you picked it.
[22:48:37 20/05/12] @ B. Weski : <3
[22:48:48 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico SUBVERTS NATURE
[22:49:13 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico REVIVES
[22:49:48 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico TRAINS IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
[22:50:04 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico FIGHTS YETI AND POLAR BEARS
[22:50:21 20/05/12] * B. Weski CREATES AN LAIR OF WEBS AND TRAPDOORS.
[22:50:29 20/05/12] * Dumbo El Magnifico HAS AWESOME MONTAGE
[22:50:39 20/05/12] * B. Weski ARMS HIS UNDERLINGS WITH KNIVES ON EACH LEG.

Tomorrow....

It all ends.

[22:43:53] Untersturmführer Alvarez : What about DEK?
[22:44:00] @ Shadow Birkin : he's back
[22:44:12] @ Shadow Birkin : said he'd post when he could
[22:44:29] Untersturmführer Alvarez : Still doing seamen stuff?
[22:44:42] @ Shadow Birkin : naw
[22:44:44] @ Shadow Birkin : discharged
[22:44:57] @ Shadow Birkin : lol. discharged seamen
[22:45:05] Untersturmführer Alvarez : Lol.
[22:45:08] Untersturmführer Alvarez : Why doe?
[22:45:16] @ Pest02 : Damn you 2.3 MB file! Why won't you download all the way?!
[22:45:19] @ Shadow Birkin : uh, hasnt said
[22:45:42] @ Shadow Birkin : because 2.3,b files dont go all the way on the first date
[22:45:50] @ Shadow Birkin : unless they've been unzipped
[22:45:57] Untersturmführer Alvarez : Espcially with a guardsman
[22:46:09] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I'm sure they'd perfer a nice Airman or a Sailor.
[22:46:34] @ Pest02 : She's being a stuck up whore. I know she wants me inside her, but she won't come all the way to the dark side.

[08:37:39] Untersturmführer Alvarez : Well all I have to do is kick your chair out from under you.

[08:37:53] Untersturmführer Alvarez : and maybe hit your ass via kick

[08:37:58] @ Nyctophobia : but he's sitting on it

[08:38:01] @ Nyctophobia : haven't you heard of gravity

[08:38:32] Untersturmführer Alvarez : A object in motion will stay in motion, a object at rest will stay at rest.

[08:38:38] Untersturmführer Alvarez : UNLESS THE MOTHERFUCKER GETS KICKED.

[00:13:57] Tool : Man I am loving Fallout New Vegas.
[00:14:08] Tool : Hardcore mode and very hard difficulity
[00:14:12] Tool : Effing awesome
[00:17:41] @ Shadow Birkin : thats the next title I plan to get
[00:17:46] @ Shadow Birkin : if not it oblivion
[00:18:07] Tool : I'd advise Fallout 3 if you are new to the Fallout series.
[00:18:26] Tool : Also skip oblivion and swtich to fallout,it's good to change the setting.
[00:20:23] Tool : A lot of people say they are similar but I beg to differ,nothing is the same.
[00:20:28] Tool : Not the leveling systen
[00:20:31] Tool : not the perks
[00:20:36] Tool : not the quests
[00:20:40] Tool : not the world.
[00:20:47] Tool : Nothing.
[00:21:09] @ Shadow Birkin : Oblivion is set in a different part of tamriel id wager
[00:21:10] @ Nyctophobia : id advice fallout 2 if you're new to the fallout series
[00:21:14] @ Nyctophobia : fuck fallout 3/nv
[00:21:29] @ Shadow Birkin : i am fairly new
[00:21:39] @ Shadow Birkin : ive seen some fallout battle chest lurking around
[00:21:53] @ Shadow Birkin : perhaps ill pick one of those up
[00:22:11] @ Nyctophobia : that would be good
[00:22:12] @ Shadow Birkin : i could swing both for bout 40 id say
[00:22:20] @ Nyctophobia : fo1/fo2 are far better imo
[00:22:26] Tool : Fallout 2 is great but meh,dude come on vintage is good but Fallout 3 beats 2 right out of the water.
[00:23:48] Tool : Especially if you are new to the series.
[00:24:02] Tool : The moment you step out of the vault to see the world.
[00:24:04] Tool : Epic
[00:24:37] @ Nyctophobia : you kidding?
[00:24:52] @ Nyctophobia : fallout 3 is just oblivion with a different universe and some changed rpg mechanics
[00:25:00] @ Nyctophobia : FO2 was a far better game
[00:25:34] @ Nyctophobia : Me liking FO2 has nothing to do with it being old or vintage
[00:25:41] @ Nyctophobia : It's a superior RPG
[00:25:45] Tool : Dude now you're just copying what they say inline...
[00:25:47] Tool : online
[00:25:54] @ Nyctophobia : and it had way more creativity than FO3 did
[00:25:57] Tool : How is fallout 3 simialr
[00:26:23] @ Nyctophobia : If you can't realize the striking similarities between FO3 and Oblivion just by playing it then you need to pay more attention to the games you're playing
[00:26:27] @ Shadow Birkin : Yes~ dance puppets! Dance for my amusement~
[00:26:37] Tool : Screw you Birk.
[00:26:48] Tool : D:<
[00:27:13] @ Shadow Birkin :

Screw you again,Birk. D:<

[00:28:22] Tool : And I don't blame Nyc for saying stuff like that.He still thinks Starcraft is original.
[00:28:35] Tool :
[00:28:44] @ Nyctophobia : don't even pull that shit
[00:28:53] Tool : XD
[00:29:00] Tool : See,not so fun now is it?
[00:29:01] @ Nyctophobia : I swear to god
[00:29:28] @ Nyctophobia : this is two completely and totally different things
[00:29:38] @ Nyctophobia : there's a difference between a developer being inspired from another series
[00:29:57] @ Nyctophobia : and a developer applying the same gameplay formula and mechanics to every game they develop
[00:30:04] Tool : Pfft inspired,more like copy paste and change the names.
[00:30:07] @ Nyctophobia : I never argued that starcraft is original
[00:30:11] @ Nyctophobia : no they fucking didn't rofl
[00:30:20] @ Nyctophobia : even if they did flat out copy/paste
[00:30:27] Tool : XD
[00:30:34] Tool : I love you man.
[00:30:37] @ Nyctophobia : starcraft is far better as an RTS than warhammer
[00:30:46] * Tool hugs Nyctophobia.
[00:31:00] @ Nyctophobia : can't tell if you're fucking with me or not
[00:31:59] Tool : lol
[00:32:17] Tool : Birk must be shitting himself by now.
[00:34:24] Tool : Oh son of a...He quoted us.
[00:35:00] @ Nyctophobia : t_T
[00:35:03] @ Shadow Birkin : damn straight

SCREW YOU BIRK!

Why have I been quoted so much? :C

[19:40:12] @ ArachnoHavoc : (_>;,,;<
[19:40:27] @ ArachnoHavoc : THE SCORPION. YOU HAVE AWOKEN IT
[19:40:47] @ Nyctophobia : INFERIOR TO THE TABLE FLIPPER
[19:40:48] @ Nyctophobia : (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
[19:41:31] @ ArachnoHavoc : (_╯;,,;╯︵ ┻━┻
[19:41:40] @ ArachnoHavoc : WERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?
[19:41:50] @ Nyctophobia : !!!!

[21:39:12] Untersturmführer Alvarez joined the chat on Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:39 pm

[21:39:19] Untersturmführer Alvarez : THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME

[21:39:21] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I WILL EVER

[21:39:24] Untersturmführer Alvarez : EVER

[21:39:24] Untersturmführer Alvarez : AND I DO MEAN

[21:39:32] Untersturmführer Alvarez : GO TO THE MOVIES

[21:39:48] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I ANY KIND OF BLACK PERSON IF THEY WORK THERE I'M LEAVING.

[21:40:38] @ Nyctophobia : You any kind of black person if they work there you're leaving?

[21:40:41] @ Nyctophobia : I'm not sure I understand.

[21:40:57] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I SWEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKERS QUOTE ME ON THAT

[21:41:04] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I WILL BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUR PILLOWS

[21:41:12] Untersturmführer Alvarez : AND MAKE YOU WATCH ME EAT ALL YOUR FRUIT.

[21:41:53] @ Nyctophobia : You will do this IF we quote you?

[21:42:11] Untersturmführer Alvarez : FUCK YES I WILL.

[21:42:14] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I AM FUMING RIGHT NOW.

[21:42:28] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I'M FUMING WORSE THEN A LONDON FACTORY DURING THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION.

[21:42:32] @ Nyctophobia : Part of me wants to quote you on it

[21:42:39] @ Nyctophobia : but I don't think I would have if you didn't give me the idea

[21:42:55] Untersturmführer Alvarez : THAT MOTHER FUCKER BIRK WILL.

[21:43:05] Untersturmführer Alvarez : HE'S A CUNNING, CUNIVING WHORE.

[21:43:22] @ Nyctophobia : Just how mad would you be if I hit Ctrl + C and put it in the chat quotes?

[21:43:26] @ Nyctophobia : On a scale of 1 to 10.

[21:43:52] Untersturmführer Alvarez : ABOUT A QW

[21:43:55] Untersturmführer Alvarez : MOTHER FUCK

[21:43:58] Untersturmführer Alvarez : 12

[21:44:00] Untersturmführer Alvarez : SHIT

[21:44:01] Untersturmführer Alvarez : COCK

[21:44:54] @ Nyctophobia : I have it saved in a txt file

[21:44:59] @ Nyctophobia : I will consider quoting it

[21:45:11] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I HAVE YOUR TXT FILE SAVED

[21:45:16] Untersturmführer Alvarez : FOR MY PERSONAL PLEASURE.

[21:45:52] @ Nyctophobia : If you don't delete my txt saved I'll post your quote

[21:47:27] Untersturmführer Alvarez : MAN FUCK YOU AND YOUR WORDS

[21:47:30] Untersturmführer Alvarez : FUCK WORDS

[21:47:38] @ Nyctophobia : Explain the situation

[21:47:52] Untersturmführer Alvarez : MAN YOU SITUATION THE EXPLAIN

[21:47:54] Untersturmführer Alvarez : YOU WEREN'T THERE

[21:48:00] Untersturmführer Alvarez : THEY CAME FROM THE TREES MAN

[21:48:25] Untersturmführer Alvarez : WE WERE KIDS MAN

[21:48:40] Shadow Birkin has been disconnected on Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:48 pm (session timeout)

[21:50:25] @ Nyctophobia : yes but

[21:50:26] @ Nyctophobia : y u mad

[21:51:01] Untersturmführer Alvarez : MAN FUCK THIS. I'M GONNA GO SMOKE SOME HERION AND INJECT METH

[21:51:03] Untersturmführer Alvarez has logged off the chat on Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:51 pm

Man, fuck you guys D:<

I only wish I had been the one to quote it. Alas, I was preoccupied. Good one, Kanden

[21:06:14] Untersturmführer Alvarez : TRIGGER
[21:06:16] Untersturmführer Alvarez : YOU AIN'T SHIT
[21:06:23] Trigger : Awe's new name is Matilda
[21:06:25] Untersturmführer Alvarez : YOU A CUP CAKE ASS NIGGA YOU AIN'T EVEN A CAKE ASS NIGGA
[21:06:28] Trigger : I AM
[21:06:30] Trigger : I AM SHIT
[21:06:39] Dumbo El Magnifico : CUPCAKES?
[21:06:44] Dumbo El Magnifico : HIM?
[21:06:47] Untersturmführer Alvarez : YOU MAKE YOURSELF INTO A MUFFIN BOTTOM NIGGA
[21:06:50] Trigger : CAKE ASS?
[21:07:00] Untersturmführer Alvarez : YEAH I'M MAKING FUN OF HIS STATE'S OBESITY LEVELS.
[21:07:03] Untersturmführer Alvarez : COME AT ME BROS
[21:07:05] Dumbo El Magnifico : 'COS PINKIE KILLED HER.
[21:07:09] Dumbo El Magnifico : AND BAKED HER.
[21:07:21] Dumbo El Magnifico : NAW, THAT'S RAINBOW DASH.
[21:07:23] Untersturmführer Alvarez : FUCK THAT NIGGA PINKIE
[21:07:26] Untersturmführer Alvarez : SOUNDS LIKE LINKIE
[21:07:32] Untersturmführer Alvarez : THE ONLY LINKIES I KNOW ARE FAGGOTS
[21:07:35] Trigger : WE AREN'T THE NUMBER 1 FATTEST ANYMORE
[21:07:39] Untersturmführer Alvarez : AND RABBIT BREEDERS
[21:07:46] Trigger : BUT WE STILL HAVE THE MOST NUMEROUS SLUTS UNDER 18
[21:08:03] Untersturmführer Alvarez : YOU AIN'T EVEN HAD ONE OF THOSE SLUTS.
[21:08:19] Dumbo El Magnifico : UMAD, AWE?
[21:08:38] Untersturmführer Alvarez : WUT I BE MAD FOR?
[21:08:42] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I GOT A GURL, AND I GOT HOES
[21:08:45] Untersturmführer Alvarez : THEY CALL ME GATOR
[21:08:54] Untersturmführer Alvarez : GATOR AIN'T NEVER BEEN ABOUT PLAYING NO SHIT. NEVER.
[21:09:14] Untersturmführer Alvarez : BIRK
[21:09:16] Untersturmführer Alvarez : I SWEAR TO GOD
[21:09:20] Dumbo El Magnifico : LOL
[21:09:21] Untersturmführer Alvarez : YOU BETTER NOT QUOTE ME.
[21:09:22] Dumbo El Magnifico : UMAD
[21:09:32] Untersturmführer Alvarez : OR I WILL LEAVE FOR 4 MONTHS AGAIN WITH NO SAY WHAT SO EVER.
[21:10:18] Dumbo El Magnifico : OH NOES
[21:10:34] Dumbo El Magnifico : TOUGH GUY OVAH HERE

[20:37:59] @ Wesker : Except I had no intention of doing it, as I've explained. It was a half-assed attempt to get folks to shut up with the pony fanfare, and I was wrong to have announced it.

There it is.

I'd like to clear up any misunderstandings or hurt feelers that may have come about, so just PM me if you hold any grudges against me. About anything.

[02:02:22] @ Wesker : I sorta liked my advertisement for shitfucking.
[02:02:32] @ Wesker : I think I shall etch it into the ground.
[02:02:59] @ Wesker : EXCELLENT IDEA, WESKER MY BOY.
[02:03:08] Trigger : SON
[02:03:10] Trigger : YOU DONT KNOW
[02:03:12] @ Wesker : Why, Thank you, all-caps Wesker.
[02:03:15] Trigger : HOW TO GET SHIT FUCKED
[02:03:34] @ Wesker : NO PROBLEM, PROPER CAPITALIZATION WESKER.
[02:03:46] @ Wesker : hey why doesn't anyone love me
[02:03:53] @ Wesker : FUCK OFF, LOWERCASE WESKER.
[02:04:06] @ Wesker : Yeah, fuck off. We were having a bro moment until you showed up.
[02:04:33] @ Wesker : K, I'm done.
[02:05:40] Dumbo El Magnifico : YOU SON OF A URRRRRGH
[02:05:46] Dumbo El Magnifico : YA BIG SAUSAGE
[02:06:14] @ Wesker : I'm chat quoting myself.
[02:06:19] @ Wesker : Cause I am a HUUUUGE faggot.

[20:43:37] Pengor : I'm going to go to a friend's in 17 minutes. any furhter conversing you'd like to have before then?

[20:43:50] Pengor : Still haven't seen prometheus or avengers. want to tho.

[20:44:00] @ Austin Powers : Seems a bit late to go to a friends house.

[20:44:02] Pengor : Oh yeah. Jury Duty. good luck with that.

[20:44:05] @ Austin Powers : Are you gonna be boning?

[20:44:32] Pengor : >_>

[20:44:34] Pengor : <_<

[20:44:41] Pengor : no it's a guy

[20:46:08] Nyctophobia joined the chat on Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:46 pm

[20:46:42] @ Nyctophobia : ...and?

[20:46:58] @ Austin Powers : I won't judge you peng.

[20:47:04] @ Austin Powers : You can bone dudes if oyu want.

[20:47:39] @ Nyctophobia : We'll still be friends with you

[20:47:43] Pengor : I wouldn't bone this dude though.

[20:47:46] @ Nyctophobia : We don't care if you wanna bone dudes

[20:47:59] Pengor : He's not fem enough.

[20:48:19] Pengor : Though I out armwrassled him once.

[20:48:26] Pengor : So clearly I would be the top.

[20:49:24] @ Austin Powers : so you are going to bone him

[20:49:47] Pengor : no

[20:50:15] Trigger : Cheesy

[20:50:26] Pengor : Probably smoke weed and play ufc.

[20:50:48] Pengor : to celebrate no longer being a high school student.

[20:51:01] Pengor : by partaking in the two things that they probably do the most.

[20:51:39] @ Austin Powers : So you're gonna bone.

[20:51:55] @ Austin Powers : Boneing is probably the thing high schoolers do the most

[20:52:03] @ Nyctophobia : you're gonna smoke weed and bone

[20:52:06] Pengor : ...you're right.

[20:52:11] Pengor : no.

[20:52:16] @ Austin Powers : Whoever lsoes at UFC is bottom.