Chat Quotes

[04:25:24] Trigger : Wtf can possibly trifle with a Jinchuriki channeling the goddamn Six Path Sage?
[04:25:28] Trigger : Game over man
[04:26:25] @ Birkin Vorhees : well
[04:26:30] @ Birkin Vorhees : sasuke has the rinnegan in one eye
[04:26:39] @ Birkin Vorhees : and what can trifle with the sage of the sixth paths?
[04:26:42] @ Birkin Vorhees : Well..
[04:27:11] @ Birkin Vorhees : how bout a demonic goddess hellbent on sucking out the chakra of every living thing on earth
[04:27:23] @ Birkin Vorhees : that has the rinnegan and byakugan
[04:29:08] @ Birkin Vorhees : and yes
[04:29:19] @ Birkin Vorhees : he has learned the biiju rasengan
[04:29:23] @ Birkin Vorhees : http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2014/108/5/4/naruto_uzumaki__senjutsu_of_the_six_paths__by_alxnarutoall-d7ezfp7.png
[04:29:27] Trigger : Goddess?!
[04:29:39] Trigger : At long last, a female antagonist
[04:30:43] @ Birkin Vorhees : it just took the whole series
[04:31:03] Trigger : .... Is she hot?
[04:32:20] @ Birkin Vorhees : yes
[04:33:53] @ Birkin Vorhees : http://madarauchiha.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kaguya_by_jellylemons-d7c50cr.jpg
[04:34:21] Trigger : Aaaaw yes she is
[04:36:19] @ Birkin Vorhees : not bad for a demonic milf
[04:38:40] * Trigger throws kunai at her laced with roofie juice
[04:41:20] @ Birkin Vorhees : pffft
[04:41:24] @ Birkin Vorhees : that wont work
[04:41:26] @ Birkin Vorhees : she can teleport
[04:41:39] @ Birkin Vorhees : and has the sharingan, byakugan and rinnegan
[04:42:19] Trigger : But the bitch only has two eyes Angry
[04:42:53] @ Birkin Vorhees : see that slit in her forehead?
[04:43:02] @ Birkin Vorhees : rinnegan
[04:43:13] @ Birkin Vorhees : and sharingan
[04:44:23] Trigger : That's not the slit I care about Cheesy
[04:44:56] @ Birkin Vorhees : that one probably has an eye too
[04:45:11] @ Birkin Vorhees : or as wesk asked me to call it.. the g-spot
[04:46:34] Trigger : lolololol

[22:31:44] @ Slothra : I happen to enjoy some occult nazi stuff if you'd like to try it.

[21:55:05] * Trigger puts a .45 slug through the bottle
[21:55:38] Z 1 has logged off the chat on Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:55 pm
[21:56:15] Trigger : lol Z noped in just over two minutes
[21:56:16] Trigger3 Trigg Harder joined the chat on Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:56 pm
[21:56:25] @ Trigger3 Trigg Harder : .
[21:56:32] @ Austin Powers : ...
[21:56:45] @ Austin Powers : I don't have enough bourbon for this
[21:57:06] Trigger : !!!
[21:57:06] @ Trigger3 Trigg Harder : ONE
[21:57:08] Slothra joined the chat on Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:57 pm
[21:57:14] Trigger : Now it's an orgy
[21:57:30] * Trigger gets nude
[21:57:38] @ Trigger3 Trigg Harder : OF
[21:58:05] @ Slothra : Hm.
[21:58:06] @ Trigger3 Trigg Harder : US
[21:58:09] @ Slothra : It's begun.
[21:58:30] * Slothra locks the laboratory down & escapes to space in his podship
[21:59:14] @ Trigger3 Trigg Harder : .
[21:59:39] * Trigger begins mutating in a rapid and extreme matter
[21:59:51] * Slothra docks with the Umbrella Corporate Space Station and actually starts watching his movie now that he has snacks
[21:59:58] @ Slothra : Yea, movietime
[22:00:09] @ Slothra : See you clonefuckers later
[22:00:10] @ Slothra : Cheesy
[22:00:16] Slothra has logged off the chat on Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:00 pm
[22:01:07] * Trigger becomes G Trigger
[22:01:25] * Trigger begins eliminating all clones with his chainsaw wings
[22:01:40] Z 1 has logged off the chat on Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:01 pm
[22:01:41] Z 1 joined the chat on Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:01 pm
[22:01:53] * Austin Powers drinks some more

[02:19:00 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : ....
[02:19:11 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : my cat is dragging my machete across the floor...
[02:19:28 03/07/14] Trigger : !!!
[02:19:34 03/07/14] Trigger : Lock the fucking door
[02:19:41 03/07/14] Trigger : Never sleep again
[02:19:46 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : towards me
[02:19:57 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : he's already in the room
[02:20:05 03/07/14] Pengy : colonization underway
[02:20:21 03/07/14] Trigger : You might have to fight your way out
[02:20:34 03/07/14] Trigger : Get a broom
[02:20:55 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : i dont have a broo
[02:20:59 03/07/14] Trigger : WAIT YOU LIVE IN THE SOUTH TOO, GET YOUR FUCKING GUN
[02:22:16 03/07/14] Pengy : what kind of disgusting person doesn't own a broom? Angry
[02:22:39 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : a dead person
[02:22:44 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : I mean.. meow..
[02:23:51 03/07/14] Pengy : :o what
[02:24:03 03/07/14] Pengy : how do you feel about tuna straight out of the can Birkin
[02:24:08 03/07/14] Trigger : Fucking cats
[02:24:14 03/07/14] Trigger : Always murdering my friends
[02:24:23 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : I fucking love tuna out of the can!
[02:24:29 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : I.. mean its alright.. i guess...
[02:24:49 03/07/14] Trigger : Hissss Angry
[02:24:54 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : murder? there was no murder! what're you talking about?
[02:24:58 03/07/14] Trigger : This is my territory
[02:25:03 03/07/14] Trigger : MY territory
[02:25:18 03/07/14] Trigger : Ive pissed all over this place
[02:26:18 03/07/14] Pengy : Angry
[02:26:29 03/07/14] Pengy : Trigger, you thinking what I'm thinking?
[02:27:01 03/07/14] Trigger : Blood orgy?
[02:27:02 03/07/14] Pengy : I say we fillet this feline and make big bugs in chinatown
[02:27:14 03/07/14] Pengy : ...you were way off man
[02:27:19 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Angry alright you shits..
[02:27:22 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : neither of you saw me
[02:27:29 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : I know where you two live
[02:27:37 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : I can track you down by your i.p's
[02:27:59 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : unless you want to see birkin's machete first hand, you'll forget everything..
[02:28:10 03/07/14] Pengy : D:
[02:28:37 03/07/14] Trigger : Chinese is my favorite food. Ive eaten hundreds of cats and I'll do it again. Cheesy
[02:28:42 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Angry
[02:28:56 03/07/14] Trigger : I take that back, Indian has overtaken Chinese, but still
[02:29:01 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : I've already dispatched ceiling cats to your location..
[02:29:28 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : as insurance that you will agree to my terms
[02:29:32 03/07/14] * Trigger suspiciously regards the upstairs neighbors
[02:30:02 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Now, if you'll excuse me.. I have to get the kitty litter.. and some yarn
[02:31:38 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : but don't worry~
[02:31:40 03/07/14] Trigger : What a pussy
[02:31:42 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : you're not alone..
[02:31:46 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : you're never alone..
[02:31:59 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Angry never again
[02:35:33 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Also, if I may, clearly the best pokemon are persian, raikou, purugly, delcatty, pyroar, and luxray
[02:36:05 03/07/14] Trigger : Angry
[02:36:06 03/07/14] Pengy : .
[02:36:16 03/07/14] Trigger : Raikou isnt even a cat you fagbastard
[02:36:29 03/07/14] Trigger : They're called the legendary dogs
[02:36:39 03/07/14] Pengy : !!!
[02:36:40 03/07/14] Trigger : There is a spy in your midst
[02:37:41 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : ....
[02:38:01 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : How many sabertoothed canines do you know of sharkowl?
[02:38:08 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : none, because canines suck.
[02:38:13 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Angry
[02:38:24 03/07/14] * Pengy resumes platinum
[02:38:33 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : also
[02:38:36 03/07/14] Pengy : I bet I can beat gym 4 tonight
[02:38:53 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : the human was fascinated by the fact that the 3ds stylus extends
[02:39:29 03/07/14] Trigger : !!!
[02:39:40 03/07/14] Trigger : Fuck extending styli
[02:39:42 03/07/14] Pengy : that's a weird way to talk about yourself Birk
[02:40:12 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : <.< >.> im err.. drunk?
[02:40:18 03/07/14] Trigger : Unless they click/snap into a slot or something so they dont de-extend themselves just by pressing down on the screen
[02:40:59 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : It collapses like an antenna
[02:41:05 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : but it seems to be tight
[02:41:09 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : you use it like a pencil
[02:43:57 03/07/14] Pengy : damn, this collector is a good xp farm. he has 6 pokes.
[02:44:11 03/07/14] * Trigger looks forward to playing Ryu vs Ken on SF4 while listening to the appropriate rap
[02:44:18 03/07/14] Pengy : also, in the same area is another collector with jolteon/flareon/vaporeon who all net high xp
[02:44:34 03/07/14] Trigger : Dayumn, nice
[02:44:41 03/07/14] Trigger : Grind that shit
[02:45:14 03/07/14] Pengy : D: oh fuck, a bite from a carnivine left Kirlia with only 12hp
[02:45:18 03/07/14] Pengy : need to be more careful
[02:45:39 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Angry you should be biting the plants
[02:45:52 03/07/14] Pengy : Kirlia doesn't learn bite Angry
[02:46:07 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Angry get a cat pokemon then
[02:46:18 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : cat pokemon are best pokemon
[02:46:20 03/07/14] Pengy : Angry nay
[02:46:27 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Angry
[02:46:39 03/07/14] Pengy : I have bidoof, he's like a cat in some ways.
[02:46:44 03/07/14] Pengy : how do you feel about bidoof?
[02:47:41 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Angry he has bucked teeth. He's not a feline.. If anything he looks like a tasty rodent..
[02:48:33 03/07/14] Pengy : Angry you stay away from my bidoof...
[02:48:49 03/07/14] Pengy : Angry this is the most consecutive angry faces that have been used in recent memory.
[02:49:33 03/07/14] Trigger : Angry
[02:50:33 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Angry I don't want your bidoof, i just ate some tuna anyway
[02:51:17 03/07/14] Pengy : oh wow, wild hondour
[02:51:27 03/07/14] Pengy : there are tons of more interesting pokes in platinum
[02:51:34 03/07/14] Trigger : ...
[02:52:00 03/07/14] Trigger : Ryu is shorter than me by an inch at 5'9"
[02:52:04 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Stupid dog Angry
[02:52:09 03/07/14] Trigger : And he weighs 150 lbs
[02:52:22 03/07/14] Pengy : that's huge by Japanese standards
[02:52:23 03/07/14] Trigger : Pretty sure I could kick Ryu's ass
[02:53:04 03/07/14] * Trigger is 'doukened to death from across the room
[02:53:28 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk sniffs at body before trying to cover it with something
[02:55:04 03/07/14] * Pengy sprays with water from a spray bottle
[02:55:11 03/07/14] Pengy : !!
[02:55:14 03/07/14] Pengy : Tetsuo is evolving
[02:55:40 03/07/14] Pengy : Gardevoir alreay, at level 30
[02:55:48 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk looks very annoyed
[02:55:56 03/07/14] Pengy : I'm not complaining. this fighting gym should be pretty easy now.
[02:56:03 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk pees in pengy's shoe
[02:56:10 03/07/14] Pengy : !!!!
[02:56:21 03/07/14] * Pengy picks up Scorpion Birk
[02:56:33 03/07/14] * Pengy confines him to a room in kitty detention
[02:56:34 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk claws his face!
[02:56:40 03/07/14] Pengy : gah!
[02:57:00 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk trips pengy as he flees between his legs
[02:57:19 03/07/14] Pengy : oh yeah you bastard? Angry
[02:57:26 03/07/14] * Pengy stops feeding Scorpion Birk
[02:57:37 03/07/14] Pengy : bahahahaha
[02:57:40 03/07/14] Pengy : I am your god.
[02:57:50 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk feeds off trigger's corpse
[02:58:10 03/07/14] Pengy : D:
[02:58:18 03/07/14] * Pengy sprays with bottle multiple times
[02:58:33 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk hisses and attacks water bottle
[02:58:54 03/07/14] * Pengy drops water bottle and runs to room
[02:59:10 03/07/14] * Pengy returns with super soaker
[02:59:17 03/07/14] Pengy : >=D
[02:59:19 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Angry
[03:00:01 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk ears fold back
[03:00:15 03/07/14] * Pengy pumps super soaker menacingly
[03:00:25 03/07/14] Trigger : ?'
[03:00:30 03/07/14] Trigger : ?!?
[03:00:35 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Work the shaft
[03:00:38 03/07/14] Pengy : !
[03:00:43 03/07/14] Pengy : Trigger lives!
[03:00:56 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Angry
[03:01:05 03/07/14] * Pengy gives Scorpion Birk a soak
[03:01:08 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk runs to the bathroom
[03:01:21 03/07/14] * Pengy closes bathroom door
[03:01:34 03/07/14] * Trigger 'doukens wildly into bathroom
[03:01:50 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk toilet flushes
[03:02:11 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk all goes quiet
[03:02:40 03/07/14] * Trigger dives into toilet Trainspotting-style
[03:02:48 03/07/14] * Trigger swims after bastard cat
[03:02:58 03/07/14] Pengy : D:
[03:03:07 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk hops out of clothes hamper and puts down lid
[03:03:10 03/07/14] * Pengy stands in bathroom, alone and clutching a super soaker
[03:03:15 03/07/14] Pengy : !!!
[03:03:21 03/07/14] * Pengy sprays the shit out of Scorpion Birk
[03:03:27 03/07/14] * Trigger is never seen again
[03:03:29 03/07/14] * Pengy sprays and soaks and soaks and sprays
[03:03:34 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk climbs up pengy's leg!
[03:03:46 03/07/14] * Pengy punches Scorpion Birk in the goddamn face Angry
[03:04:02 03/07/14] Pengy : oh shit I just went too far
[03:04:04 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Angry hissss
[03:04:08 03/07/14] Pengy : hitting a house pet is never ok D:
[03:04:09 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk punches pengy back!
[03:04:13 03/07/14] Pengy : !!!
[03:04:23 03/07/14] * Pengy flees bathroom
[03:04:56 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk gives chase!
[03:04:59 03/07/14] * Trigger comes back as a phantom and haunts the shit out of catbastard
[03:05:32 03/07/14] * Pengy goes to the kitchen to get greased up
[03:06:08 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk door to the kitchen opens for seemingly no reason
[03:06:38 03/07/14] * Pengy battle stance
[03:06:46 03/07/14] * Trigger rattles spectral chains, which are 3x as noisy
[03:06:57 03/07/14] Pengy : D:
[03:07:04 03/07/14] Pengy : g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost!!
[03:07:12 03/07/14] * Pengy flees house and never returns
[03:07:27 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Cheesy
[03:07:41 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Now for the spoils of war..
[03:07:59 03/07/14] * Trigger haunts the shit out of Pengy for the rest of his life whenever catbastard is asleep
[03:08:19 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk pulls out a baggy of "catnip" that he found while digging through pengy's things
[03:08:52 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk opens said baggy and cringes!
[03:08:54 03/07/14] * Pengy is ubducted and killed while running from his home, shirtless and greased up
[03:08:59 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Angry this isnt catnip!
[03:09:15 03/07/14] Pengy : Angry cats love weed tho
[03:09:25 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Angry
[03:09:26 03/07/14] Pengy : those bastards will eat it if you leave it out
[03:09:31 03/07/14] Trigger : Cats love the shit out of weed
[03:09:37 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk throws it in the disposal unit in the sink and turns it on
[03:09:54 03/07/14] Pengy : Angry my weed
[03:09:57 03/07/14] Trigger : But they dont love it nearly as much as dachshunds
[03:10:02 03/07/14] * Pengy haunts the shit out of Scorpion Birk
[03:10:05 03/07/14] Trigger : Doxies will get blazed as hell
[03:10:21 03/07/14] Trigger : And dig under all the blankets and roll around high as fuck
[03:10:31 03/07/14] @ Scorpion Birk : Angry
[03:10:42 03/07/14] * Scorpion Birk swats at the ghosts for a while before sleeping for 18 hours
[03:11:05 03/07/14] Pengy : my friend has a snake that likes to get high
[03:11:13 03/07/14] * Trigger rattles chains incessantly, preventing sleep
[03:11:23 03/07/14] Pengy : it starts burrowing around and shit, it's pretty funny

[20:11:21] @ Wesker : If she was even remotely fuckable
[20:11:30] @ Wesker : I would fuck her

[23:13:56] @ Scorpion Birk : angry snoosnoo D:<
[23:14:12] Trigger : Oh good
[23:14:27] Trigger : Seth just raped Ryu in the mouth

[19:18:55] @ Wesker : Thugpumper used Thunder Fag

[19:17:25] @ W. Birkin : I still want to nut all over tinkerbell

[14:56:19] Trigger : Canadian coin money is fucking creepy
[14:56:28] @ Wesker : yea
[14:56:35] @ Wesker : Also ridiculously light
[14:56:37] Trigger : The back of every coin has a picture of the queen
[14:56:51] Trigger : But every 5 years they update the portrait
[14:57:06] Trigger : So you can arrange 10 coins from the past 50 years
[14:57:14] Trigger : And you just see a woman becoming uglier

[21:14:14] W. Birkin has been disconnected on Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:14 pm (session timeout)
[21:18:18] W. Birkin joined the chat on Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:18 pm
[21:21:01] @ W. Birkin : You thought you were rid of birkin
[21:21:04] @ W. Birkin : you thought wrong
21:22:31] Pengy has been disconnected on Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:22 pm (session timeout)
[21:22:35] Pengy joined the chat on Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:22 pm
[21:22:42] Pengy : for you see
[21:22:47] Pengy : I was Birkin the whole time

[21:12:22] @ W. Birkin : the fattest land animal on earth is a cat

[21:19:14] Trigger : Mareep absolutely does not give a fuck about your hopes and dreams

[01:51:15 07/08/14] Trigger : Pengy would be the sluttiest lesbian slug of all
[01:51:22 07/08/14] Trigger : lol slug
[01:51:23 07/08/14] @ Slothra : slug
[01:51:25 07/08/14] @ Slothra : slug
[01:51:30 07/08/14] @ Slothra : I'm quoting this you fucker

[20:14:20] Trigger : Lots of lazy evolutions
[20:14:28] Trigger : THROW TWO MORE DIGLETTS IN THERE
[20:14:35] Trigger : THROW TWO MORE MAGNEMITES IN THERE
[20:14:44] Pengy : lol
[20:15:09] Pengy : THROW TWO MORE ARMS ON THAT AND CALL IT GOOD
[20:15:10] Trigger : FLIP THE VOLTORB UPSIDE DOWN AND MAKE IT COCKY AS HELL
[20:15:18] Pengy : GIVE THAT NIGGA A SECOND SPOON

[21:17:33] Trigger : What do you call cheese that doesnt belong to you?  
[21:17:37] Trigger : Stolen cheese.
[21:18:51] @ Slothra : D:<
[21:18:56] @ Slothra : Nacho cheese D:<
[21:19:25] @ Austin Powers : Bastards, all of you
[21:19:37] @ Slothra : What do you call an owl that doesn't fly
[21:19:42] @ Slothra : Trigger.
[21:19:46] * Slothra rips his wings off.
[21:20:38] * Slothra adorns his helmet with Trigger's wings
[21:20:52] @ Austin Powers : Have you heard of the Dwarf Gypsy Fugitive?
[21:21:00] Trigger : D:
[21:21:02] @ Austin Powers : He's a Small Medium at Large
[21:21:16] * Trigger hops over to wesker and talons the shit out of his ankle
[21:21:20] Austin Powers has been kicked by Z 1

[18:52:42] @ Slothra : Don't do it. Your nips will get hard and you'll owe money to people.

Context : The following quote occurred while Wesker was playing Super Mario Sunshine under the effects of vodka and wine.


[23:33:50] @ Slothra : Suck my cock toad
[23:33:53] @ Slothra : You are not a toad
[23:34:43] Trigger : Toadstool
[23:34:51] Trigger : Mind blown?
[23:35:01] @ Slothra : I'll kill you


Oh and then this happened later

[23:36:03] @ Slothra : I AM CUMSHOT, A CUMBERSOME UNENDING MONOTONOUS SH-ITTY OVERTALKATIVE TWAT

[15:03:27] Triggerfish : Joan Rivers died today
[15:03:28] @ Slothra : Nice

Drunk Wesker strikes again


[00:49:33] @ Slothra : there is an alternate universe
[00:49:47] @ Slothra : where you are a doggirl and i fucked you until you died
[00:49:53] @ Slothra : and that is my vengeance
[00:49:57] Triggerfish : D:

[18:28:47] Trigger : Birkin takes too long to whack off
[18:29:07] @ W. Birkin : psh
[18:29:13] @ W. Birkin : i couldnt whack off if i wanted to
[18:29:24] @ W. Birkin : split my thumb yesterday
[18:29:34] Trigger : D:
[18:29:40] Trigger : The fuck did you do
[18:29:52] @ W. Birkin : I whacked off too hard
[18:29:58] @ Slothra : lmao
[18:30:31] @ W. Birkin : my drill is the drill that will pierce the hymens!
[18:30:35] @ W. Birkin : and also my thumb

[06:52:05] Trigger has been disconnected on Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:52 am (session timeout)
[06:52:21] Slothra joined the chat on Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:52 am
[06:58:45] @ Slothra : why

[21:44:47] @ Slothra : GIVE ME YOUR TEETH
[21:45:07] @ Slothra : ugh I have no control over my pouring
[21:45:13] @ Slothra : My shot glass is almost overflowing
[21:45:21] @ Slothra : And it's certainly not showing
[21:45:23] Trigger : NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE
[21:45:26] @ Slothra : any signs of ever slowing
[21:45:32] @ Slothra : IS THE GRISLY REAPER MOWING
[21:45:32] @ Z 1 : .
[21:45:37] @ Z 1 : ...
[21:45:38] * Slothra mumbles something else that rhymes
[21:45:57] @ Z 1 : C C COMBO BREAKER
[21:46:12] * Slothra takes Z's teeth

[01:18:20] Party Slug : Worst part about drinking
[01:18:39] Party Slug : Once you're drunk it's hard to remember the more obscure pieces of your music collection
[01:18:55] Party Slug : So you just resort to Gundam music every time XD
[01:19:00] @ Slothra : Select everything
[01:19:07] @ Slothra : put it all into one winamp playlist
[01:19:12] @ Slothra : Skip till you're hip
[01:20:00] @ Slothra : to be square
[01:20:09] * Slothra used to be a renegade
[01:20:13] * Slothra used to fool around
[01:20:21] * Slothra couldn't take the punishment, and had to settle down
[01:21:17] Party Slug : D:<
[01:21:42] @ Slothra :

[02:00:19] @ Wesker : imagine if the head was a slinky

[22:44:00] @ W. Birkin : try your mom
[22:44:01] * Owlet stops crying and clings to Birk
[22:44:04] @ W. Birkin : she doesnt fuss so much
[22:44:38] Trigger : You can
[22:44:47] Trigger : FUCK PRESSED ENTER
[22:44:57] @ W. Birkin : thanks for the permission
[22:45:01] @ W. Birkin : XD not that i needed it
[22:45:05] * Trigger cries, having hilariously critical failed
[22:45:21] * Owlet dies of laughter