Chat Quotes

[21:55:32] @ Wesker : If a man
[21:55:36] @ Wesker : named Newt Gingrich
[21:55:44] @ Wesker : becomes Presiserp of Unitinu
[21:55:51] @ Wesker : I will move to canada.
[21:56:16] @ Wesker : Or the moon.
[21:56:22] @ W.Birkin : I'd like to.. but to become a citizen is a bit of a hassle
[21:57:00] @ W.Birkin : you have to take a history test, background check, all that jazz, and then they'll only take you if you have something to offer them that will be of value
[21:58:13] Trigger T. Cummerbund :
[21:58:23] Trigger T. Cummerbund : I love our candidates
[21:58:39] @ W.Birkin : since Im a pathetic worm with nothing of value to offer i doubt itd get in
[21:58:45] @ W.Birkin : fuck them
[21:58:49] @ W.Birkin : fuck all the poloticians
[21:58:57] @ W.Birkin : they've fucked everything up
[21:59:15] Trigger T. Cummerbund : A smarmy shark that looks only slightly more friend than foe, another black man with zero experience and a taste for white women, or an aging adulterer.
[22:00:42] Trigger T. Cummerbund : Oh, and a special needs woman and five other candidates that can't quit tripping over their own fuckery
[22:00:57] Trigger T. Cummerbund : Luckily, I have shittons of homework to distract me from where the country is going.
[22:01:20] @ W.Birkin :
[22:01:28] @ W.Birkin : I have my porn
[22:02:20] Trigger T. Cummerbund : and my ASS
[22:02:24] Trigger T. Cummerbund : axe*

I just was taken over and anally raped by Claire and Chris Redfield. As a joke, I was Leon Kennedy at the time, about to shoot some people until I was muted and raped to death.

Which one of you was it?

For like, the last 30 minutes I've been chat hopping from chat to chat, as a different RE character. I was Alexia for awhile, telling people I wanted to lay eggs in their brain, or Alfred, telling girls that I would wear their clothes because it looked like my sisters.

I think the best was Jill Valentine, where I teamed up with Barry Barten(yes, it was spelled wrong), unlocking women's chastity belts for him.

It was the single most epic thing ever, and I wasn't able to catch it.

[19:50:44] @ Nyctophobia : that's why I liked hitler so much
[19:50:45] @ Nyctophobia : he just
[19:50:48] @ Nyctophobia : took it to that level

[19:46:21] @ Austin Powers : BITCH DO NOT FUCK WITH ME

[23:07:32] @ Wesker : Kanden, this might be the reason you find it inconceivable that others can beat up 12 5-year-olds.
[23:07:40] @ Damien Talon : pfffhahahahaa
[23:07:46] @ Wesker : >Liters of soda every week
[23:07:51] Trigger : IF YOU READ ANY HISTORY BOOK, WHEN YOU GET TO THE CREATION OF DP, THERE WILL BE A NOTE ON THE SIDE THAT SAYS "BEST DRINK EVER SINCE"
[23:08:08] Trigger : CHERRY COKE IS GOOD TOO
[23:08:10] Trigger : AND CHERRY PEPSI
[23:08:18] Trigger : TBH I HATE CHERRIES
[23:08:25] Trigger : BUT THEY MAKE FOR A NICE EFFECT AS A FLAVORING
[23:08:25] @ Austin Powers : BACK
[23:08:25] @ Wesker : Pepsi's the better drink.
[23:08:50] @ Damien Talon : I cant tell the difference between pepsi and coke
[23:08:54] @ Austin Powers : I TOOK A SHIT
[23:08:56] @ Austin Powers : ALSO
[23:09:00] @ Nyctophobia : NO WESKER
[23:09:03] @ Nyctophobia : ITS BECAUSE
[23:09:04] @ Austin Powers : MOUNTAIN DEW IS FANTASTIC
[23:09:05] @ Nyctophobia : I PLAY STARCRAFT

Hey, bitch. You didn't put in the rest of my reason! I know for fact, that zerglings, when taken on one at a time, ain't SHIT. But when they surround you? BOY YOU FUCKED

(M)akeout: Guy with two legs and two arms looking for a lady with similar qualities.

(M)agnus: (M)akeout: shouldn't that be three legs? xD

(M)akeout: I don't use my cock for walking.

I just had a conversation with a group of people.

I talked to some depressed girl.
I huffed kittens for awhile.
I started a muffin Armageddon.
A tentacle monster was introduced into the room. I tamed it and named it Roofie.

Greatest.Chat.Ever.

[21:33:30] @ Damien_Talon : hrm
[21:33:35] @ Damien_Talon : it seems my life bar has gone out..
[21:33:39] @ Damien_Talon : !!!!
[21:33:42] @ Pest02 : Awesome. I just got banned from a forum. I'd made it clearly obvious that I was in the army, and there was this one topic about bad habits
[21:33:45] * Damien_Talon dies
[21:33:55] @ Pest02 : I posted 'I just can't stop killing people!'

[00:16:13] The Black Knight : WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT?
[00:16:14] Trigger : HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW
[00:16:35] Trigger : THE WALRUS PIT IS JUST OVER THERE
[00:16:46] The Black Knight : okay
[00:16:48] Trigger : AND IT IS NOTHING LIKE THE BROCHURE
[00:18:45] The Black Knight : yeah...
[00:19:28] Trigger : Well. the biggest difference is
[00:19:31] Trigger : THE DRAGONS
[00:19:36] Trigger : THE DRAGONS WHO BREATH CUM
[00:19:46] Trigger : AND FIRE SHITMISSILES FROM THEIR DICKS
[00:20:00] Trigger : SOMEDAY WE WILL ALL BE DEAD
[00:20:05] Trigger : SO THERE IS NO REASON TO AVOID THEM
[00:20:13] Trigger : THE CUMDRAGON DEATHMONSTERS
[00:20:45] Trigger : IN FACT I DARESAY A CUMMISSILE IS FASTER THAN DYING FROM RADIATION
[00:21:51] Trigger : IT IS POSSIBLE TO SURVIVE AN EXTRA DAY IF ONE SLITS OPEN THEIR MOTHER'S CUNT AND BURROWS INSIDE
[00:22:23] Trigger : OTHERWISE BRUCE LEE, ABRAHAM LINCOLN, AND ASH KETCHUM WILL ARISE FROM THE GRAVE AND FUCK ALL OUR ASSHOLES
[00:23:08] Trigger : MEANWHILE, THE FREEDOM GUNDAM, GUNDAM ZERO, GUNDAM RX78, AND BUSTER GUNDAM WILL GROW MASSIVE COCKS AND USE THEM TO DEFEAT THE SITH
[00:23:51] Trigger : WITH THE SITH DEFEATED, THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO KEEP THE JEDI GUNDAMS FROM FUCKING THE ASSHOLES OFF OF EVERY SINGLE FAGGOT BITCH LEFT IN AMERICA, CANADA, AND DENMARK
[00:24:05] Trigger : AFTER WHICH, WE'LL ALL HAVE TO FUCK EACH OTHER'S ASSHOLES FOR WARMTH
[00:24:11] Trigger : UNTIL WE DIE
[00:24:17] Trigger : OR
[00:24:24] Trigger : UNTIL WE TURN INTO ZOMBIES
[00:24:27] Trigger : BECAUSE
[00:24:33] Trigger : IF WE TURN INTO ZOMBIES
[00:24:42] Trigger : WE'LL ALL HAVE TO BUY TRACTORS
[00:24:54] Trigger : AND VENTURE FORTH INTO THE MARS REGION OF OUTER SPACE
[00:25:05] Trigger : SO WE CAN CUM OUR SPUNKWADS INTO SPACE
[00:25:10] Trigger : AND JUST WATCH EM FLOAT
[00:25:33] Trigger : BECAUSE THERE IS SO VERY LITTLE GRAVITY IF YOU JUST GO A FEW MILES PAST MARS
[00:25:43] Trigger : YOU CAN JUST WATCH YOUR CUMWADS FLOAT FOR HOURS
[00:25:52] Trigger : GOD I LOVE MY LITTLE PONY
[00:28:11] Trigger : IF ONLY I COULD FUCK IT AND STAB THE WOUND
[00:29:37] sujes has been disconnected on Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:29 am (session timeout)
[00:39:59] Trigger : Hmmm, why does this universe's aura taste like babies

He is not ready

[21:01:12] @ Wesker : CAUSE I
[21:01:17] @ Wesker : REALLY
[21:01:22] @ Wesker : WANT TO FUCK THINGS.
[21:02:58] * Trigger is going to fuck Wesker
[21:03:11] @ Wesker : NOT SURE IF THIS IS GOOD OR BAD.

Trigger wrote:

[21:01:12] @ Wesker : CAUSE I
[21:01:17] @ Wesker : REALLY
[21:01:22] @ Wesker : WANT TO FUCK THINGS.
[21:02:58] * Trigger is going to fuck Wesker
[21:03:11] @ Wesker : NOT SURE IF THIS IS GOOD OR BAD.

Looks like someone's gunning for your title, Trig.

I WAS IN CAPS LOCK FOR THE REST OF THAT CONVERSATION.

[03:01:28] @ W.Birkin : oh and there is implied lesbian incest
[03:01:55] @ Wesker : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOZ0QNLa3aI
[03:01:55] Trigger : Nanaiel is a faggot
[03:02:48] @ Wesker : FUCK IMPLICATIONS
[03:02:53] @ Wesker : I WANNA SEE SHIT BEING DONE.
[03:03:12] @ Wesker : PARTIALLY BECAUSE IT'S LESBIAN SECKS, AND PARTIALLY BECAUSE NOT DOING SHIT BOTHERS ME
[03:03:13] @ W.Birkin : Ohhh
[03:03:16] @ W.Birkin : there's also milfa
[03:03:18] Trigger : I AGREE, IMPLICATIONS ARE GAY
[03:03:29] @ W.Birkin : i dont normally like ginormous disproportionate tits
[03:03:31] @ Wesker : MILFA?
[03:03:37] @ Wesker : IF THAT'S A NAME, I'MMA CRACK UP.
[03:03:37] @ W.Birkin : but gawd damn id use those as pillows
[03:03:42] @ W.Birkin : it is
[03:03:45] @ W.Birkin : so crack up
[03:03:56] @ Wesker : OH GOD LULULULULULULOLOLOLOLOL
[03:04:01] @ Wesker : HAHAHAA
[03:04:03] @ W.Birkin : you even got a token loli whos older than she appears
[03:04:04] @ Wesker : OHH SHIT
[03:04:11] @ Wesker : THAT'S SOME FUNNY-ASS SHIT.
[03:04:13] @ Wesker : NIGGA.

[20:43:04] @ W.Birkin : I FOUND A RATHER INTERESTING PICTURE OF SOME GUY PORKING A VAPOREON

Oh my XD

[21:24:03] @ Wesker : Brb, chocolate milk and drugs
[21:24:03] @ Austin Powers : GOOD CHOICE

[23:28:39] @ Yami Birkin : she has a fucking switchblade stuffed in her cooch

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[00:48:26] Trigger : Maplestory is installing.

[00:49:11] @ Nyctophobia : why would you play that trash game

[00:52:00] @ Yami Birkin : he's french

[00:52:02] @ Yami Birkin : thats why

[00:52:10] @ Yami Birkin : he likes what smells like him :p

[00:52:40] @ Nyctophobia : oooooh

[00:52:41] @ Nyctophobia : buuuurn

[00:53:11] Trigger : Pffft

[00:53:15] Trigger : Haters

[00:53:16] Trigger : gon

[00:53:17] @ Yami Birkin : Ah I jest

[00:53:18] Trigger : hate

[00:53:34] @ Yami Birkin : Trig is many things

[00:53:37] @ Yami Birkin : but trash he is not

[00:54:06] @ Yami Birkin : If only the world had more of his crazy ass

[00:54:08] Trigger : HATE HATE HATE

[00:54:10] @ Yami Birkin : thered never be a dull moment

[00:54:36] @ Yami Birkin : I would trust him with sherry

[00:54:43] @ Yami Birkin : But only after castration

[00:54:57] @ Yami Birkin : Sorry trig. Not even you get to play sherry's field

[00:55:31] Trigger :

[21:22:32] @ Wesker : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90WznJlh3Ew
[21:24:03] @ Wesker : MY SPOON IS THE SPOON THAT WILL PIERCE THE JELLO!
[21:27:23] @ Crimson Head : I WOULD PIERCE YOKO'S "JELLO"
[21:27:37] @ Crimson Head : AND BY JELLO I MEAN I WOULD HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH HER
[21:28:25] @ Wesker : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SePWTI-HFuM
[21:28:46] @ Wesker : SHE'S 14.
[21:28:57] @ Wesker : KONATA, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS 18.
[21:30:02] @ Crimson Head : THE HUMAN POPULATION THERE IS AT ENDANGERED LEVELS AGE OF CONSENT LAWS BE DAMNED
[21:30:41] @ Austin Powers : hi
[21:30:43] @ Wesker : That's the spirit.

In which Birkin (Crimson Head) Becomes a pedo.

[22:20:00] @ Wesker : HEY TRIGGER
[22:20:04] @ Wesker : http://g.e-hentai.org/s/2214fcf26c/270292-47
[22:20:11] Commissar Z 1 joined the chat on Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:20 pm
[22:20:13] @ Wesker : "WELCOME HOME, GIVE ME DICK! WELCOME DICK!"
[22:20:15] @ Wesker : LMAO
[22:20:21] @ Wesker : Oh wow
[22:20:31] @ Wesker : That was an awkardly-timed arrival, Z.

I think Z may be traumatized...

Wesker wrote:

[21:22:32] @ Wesker : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90WznJlh3Ew
[21:24:03] @ Wesker : MY SPOON IS THE SPOON THAT WILL PIERCE THE JELLO!
[21:27:23] @ Crimson Head : I WOULD PIERCE YOKO'S "JELLO"
[21:27:37] @ Crimson Head : AND BY JELLO I MEAN I WOULD HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH HER
[21:28:25] @ Wesker : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SePWTI-HFuM
[21:28:46] @ Wesker : SHE'S 14.
[21:28:57] @ Wesker : KONATA, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS 18.
[21:30:02] @ Crimson Head : THE HUMAN POPULATION THERE IS AT ENDANGERED LEVELS AGE OF CONSENT LAWS BE DAMNED
[21:30:41] @ Austin Powers : hi
[21:30:43] @ Wesker : That's the spirit.

In which Birkin (Crimson Head) Becomes a pedo.

D:< Apparently, you've never seen what people think that I've done with Sherry.

[20:18:02] @ Wesker : EDWARD ELRIC HAD TO STOP AND FILL UP HIS TANK.
[20:18:06] @ Wesker : KNOW HOW MUCH IT COST HIM?
[20:18:09] @ Austin Powers : Before shipping 30 bucks
[20:18:11] @ Wesker : AN ARM AND A LEG!
[20:18:15] @ Wesker : :DDDDDDDDDD

[18:03:32] Nyctophobia joined the chat on Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:03 pm

[18:03:54] @ Nyctophobia : GENTLEMEN

[18:04:44] @ Austin Powers : CANADIAN

[18:04:57] @ Nyctophobia : SOUTHERNER.

[18:05:12] @ Wesker : NORTHERNER.

[18:05:32] @ Nyctophobia : CENTRALER.

[18:06:37] @ Austin Powers : I PREFER TEXAN

[18:06:58] @ Nyctophobia : HOW ABOUT DEMONLORD

[18:07:01] @ Nyctophobia : YOUR HAIR IS DEMONHAIR

[18:07:09] @ Nyctophobia : FROM DEMONLAND

[18:08:04] @ Austin Powers : I PREFER SOULESS MONSTROSITY

[18:08:08] @ Austin Powers : OR FIRECROTCH

[18:08:48] @ Wesker : I LIKE TO PELT HOOKERS WITH SEMI-PRECIOUS METALS IN MY FREE TIME.

[18:08:53] @ Wesker : WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS?

[18:09:08] @ Nyctophobia : SOULESS MONSTROSITY IT IS

[18:10:35] @ Wesker : I'LL CALL HIM FLUFFY MCMEOWMERS.

[18:10:37] @ Wesker : <

[18:10:39] @ Wesker : <3

[18:10:49] * Wesker pets Austin on the head

[18:11:53] @ Austin Powers : GOOD

[18:11:59] @ Austin Powers : ALL IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN

[18:12:01] * Austin Powers purrs

[18:12:11] @ Nyctophobia : WOW

[17:45:21] @ Crimson Head : Remember, all women use Fake Tears during rape, they all secretly want it.

(Birkin)

Nyctophobia wrote:

[18:03:32] Nyctophobia joined the chat on Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:03 pm

[18:03:54] @ Nyctophobia : GENTLEMEN

[18:04:44] @ Austin Powers : CANADIAN

[18:04:57] @ Nyctophobia : SOUTHERNER.

[18:05:12] @ Wesker : NORTHERNER.

[18:05:32] @ Nyctophobia : CENTRALER.

[18:06:37] @ Austin Powers : I PREFER TEXAN

[18:06:58] @ Nyctophobia : HOW ABOUT DEMONLORD

[18:07:01] @ Nyctophobia : YOUR HAIR IS DEMONHAIR

[18:07:09] @ Nyctophobia : FROM DEMONLAND

[18:08:04] @ Austin Powers : I PREFER SOULESS MONSTROSITY

[18:08:08] @ Austin Powers : OR FIRECROTCH

[18:08:48] @ Wesker : I LIKE TO PELT HOOKERS WITH SEMI-PRECIOUS METALS IN MY FREE TIME.

[18:08:53] @ Wesker : WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS?

[18:09:08] @ Nyctophobia : SOULESS MONSTROSITY IT IS

[18:10:35] @ Wesker : I'LL CALL HIM FLUFFY MCMEOWMERS.

[18:10:37] @ Wesker : <

[18:10:39] @ Wesker : <3

[18:10:49] * Wesker pets Austin on the head

[18:11:53] @ Austin Powers : GOOD

[18:11:59] @ Austin Powers : ALL IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN

[18:12:01] * Austin Powers purrs

[18:12:11] @ Nyctophobia : WOW

Hey, my Blue-eyes White Dragon is named Fluffy!