Swords of Our Sons (SoS2 sign-in and info)

Penguin Hunter wrote:

That's one diverse landmass.

Your mother is a diverse landmass.

Albert Wesker wrote:

Penguin Hunter wrote:

That's one diverse landmass.

Your mother is a diverse landmass.

Trigger, shouldn't you be busy posting item types, metals, shop prices, ect that we will at some point demand?

You have all control over that I think.

Also, I may not get on to rp, my father with his built in sensor of when to be a dick, has said I am on lock down for not cleaning the entire house to a degree that a drill sergeant would have said was over kill.

Your basic ogre.

Happy Barthathos quotes are being moved here, rather than just being deleted. He had much wisdom and insight to dispense.




“’Why?’ Seems to be the most popular question ever concocted. It’s an overrated and overused question, if you ask me. Most people, whether consciously or subconsciously, choose to shape their reality based on this question. ‘Why did that happen? Why is this so? Why do I exist? Why do people die? Why why why and how?’ Bollucks, I say. Need there always be a reason? Are humans so anal and droll that they cannot stomach rhyme without reason? That’s why when people ask me why I did what I did, I simply flip them the bird and go on my way.”

Barthathos Golvaga, “Mankind,” 521 AR



"It occurred to me long ago that people are like those little nuts you sometimes find in feces. Or rather, people are like the feces itself, and the little nuts are... Actually, nevermind. I seem to have forgotten where I was going with this metaphor. Anyway, my point is that people are shit. Or was it that people are the shit? I suppose they can be both. But either way you look at it, people can easily be attributed to defecation. Hmm, I seem to have lost my appetite. Who the fuck eats scones, anyway?!"

Barthathos Golvaga to a young traveler, 617 AR



"Despite her atrocious lack of wit, her nonexistent political acumen, and her utterly boring husband, Artleigh Jakkram is more than welcome to come hop on my cock. I haven't seen a Queen with such perky tits since Umillion's slut got locked in the freezer."

Barthathos Golvaga, "Nobenos Today," 555 AR



"Not many people know this about me, but I had a pet pig during my youth. I taught him many things, like how to scrape at the door when he wanted to go outside... Like how to fetch my boots no matter where the were hidden... Hell, I even taught him how to play dead and carry a backpack. But how he learned to light fires is beyond me. Mom made me get rid of him after he burned down her favorite sheep. I wish I knew what became of him."

Barthathos Golvaga to a traveling priest, 571 AR

Work : I have it tonight. x.x

Can you post a quick bio for each of your party people? I can't really tell them apart.

My party is full of similarly-dressed Zanbatir warrior-monks from the southern monastery at Southgard.

The guys in my group -


Cassandre (Me!)

Birthday - January 1, 663 (25 years old)

Appearance - Avatar

Element - Fire



Jegd

Birthday - October 8, 660 (28 years old)

Appearance - Freakishly tall. Freakishly skinny. Longish blonde hair that goes down to his shoulders. Cocky smile. He was my avatar picture once.

Personality - The de facto leader, since he's the oldest, and the best fighter/magician by far. He tends to be a priggish asshole rapist, but he's not altogether bad.

Element - Lightning



Wayne

Birthday - September 17, 662 (26 years old)

Appearance - Of average height. He has curly dark-blue hair, and wears glasses with one broken lens. Semi-muscular.

Personality - Typically pleasant, though quick to fight. He is the only one that hasn't learned to cope with Jegd's overbearing personality. Very curious. Tends to drink too much.

Element - None




Oksfort

Birthday - February 9, 661 (27 years old)

Appearance - Tall and very muscular, with short-cropped brown hair. Does not wear the standard Zanbatir arm guard. His father was a Jioux Gouboutho.

Personality - Passive, under normal circumstances. Brutal in a fight.

Element - None




Rickhoff

Birthday - December 25, 660 (28 years old)

Appearance - Tall and muscular, though slightly taller than Oksfort and slightly less muscular. He sports a completely shaved head. Carries a large axe across his back.

Personality - Disturbingly quiet. The only noise he ever seems to make is laughter. This makes his random violent outbursts especially frightening.

Element - Water



The guys in my group who are currently away on an errand



Christine

Birthday - January 1, 663 (25 years old)

Appearance - He is Cassandre's older twin brother, and therefore looks exactly the same.

Personality - More confident than Cassandre, and a better fighter. More reckless as well. Extremely quick to fight.

Element - Fire




Lancelock

Birthday - May 22, 663 (25 years old)

Appearance - Fairly tall, and fairly muscular. Long blonde hair that falls to his waist, and piercing blue eyes.

Personality - Cassandre's best friend. Fiercely loyal, and fiercely determined. He has the best swordsmanship in the group, but lacks any magical skill whatsoever. He is also the youngest.

Element - None



Cormak

Birthday - March 18, 663 (25 years old)

Appearance - Of average height. Shortish dark-green hair with a purple streak down the middle. He constantly scowls. His father was Cougar, the second Marked One ever born. This makes him Cassandre's nephew. He has the same red eyes.

Personality - A very unhappy person that delights in the pain of others.

Element - Darkness

i wonder who trigg is gonna slaughter off at the first major battle.

my moneys on the twin.

S-slaughter? D=

SIGH the world seems to conspire against me and my determination to host an RP.

Today - I passed out
Thursday - Work
Friday - Looking at apartments with Havoc and another friend
Saturday - Will be getting back late if at all
Sunday - Next free day

So bear with me, people. The RP will move rather slowly for a bit. Do not by any means misinterpret this to mean that it's dying. I'm not letting this one go.

It's alright. I'm gonna be busy till after saturday anyways.

Hmm....this bar fight is getting pretty intense.

Wait... Has anyone ever actually died during one of our bar brawls before? D=


Anyways, I'm back. Time to get this bitch in heat.

Pronunciations -

Shoustegahl = Shaw-stig-all
Eruvat = Er-vay
Shingaet = Sheen-gate


Finalized magic system -

HEALING
Level 5 - Regenerating Field (Party 50% heal)
Level 4 - Rehabilitate (Party 33% heal)
Level 3 - Rejuvenate (Single 99% heal)
Level 2 - Recuperate (Single 66% heal)
Level 1 - Reinvigorate (Single 33% heal)

FIRE
Level 5 - Ashen Field
Level 4 - Raze
Level 3 - Scathe
Level 2 - Burn
Level 1 - Cinder

WATER
Level 5 - Drowning Field
Level 4 - Flood
Level 3 - Torrent
Level 2 - Submerge
Level 1 - Water Jet

LIGHTNING
Level 6 - Flijmbafet
Level 5 - Lancing Field
Level 4 - Smite
Level 3 - Electrocute
Level 2 - Bolt
Level 1 - Spark

WIND
Level 5 - Falling Field
Level 4 - Tempest
Level 3 - Tornado
Level 2 - Gale
Level 1 - Straight

EARTH
Level 6 - Shoustegahl
Level 5 - Crushing Field
Level 4 - Earth Split
Level 3 - Quake
Level 2 - Glaive
Level 1 - Tremor

FOREST
Level 5 - Consuming Field
Level 4 - Devour
Level 3 - Drain
Level 2 - Sap
Level 1 - Leech

LIGHT
Level 5 - Hollow Field
Level 4 - Holy
Level 3 - Purge
Level 2 - Scour
Level 1 - Shine

DARK
Level 5 - Negative Field
Level 4 - Black Hole
Level 3 - Abyss
Level 2 - Void
Level 1 - Shade


Level 1-4 magic - Available
Level 5 magic - Available after a certain event. Works slightly different than its predecessors
Level 6 magic - Boss only. Works very differently than its predecessors.

I can't see the ogre picture. Pest says it looks like the end boss of RE4, but I never beat it.

What are we fighting?

The fudge?

Ogres are like, a 9-foot-tall dark-skinned person with six huge and sharp sharp spidery legs coming out of his back. One arm is a giant claw, and the other wields a large sword. The legs can burrow into the ground, extend, and come out elsewhere. They are also magically adept.

Your picture looks like the last boss of RE4, combined with Freddy from Nightmare on Elm Street, Gray Wolf from Metal Gear Solid, an egyptian, and Kilik.

Dropped into a bonfire. With the power of the Millenium Puzzle.

And, let me get this straight, have to fight 8-12.

Maybe, maybe not. The storyline forks here.

It's funny that we're all waiting cause we don't know whaddafux is going on.

-_-

Trigger, can you post that map? I'm thinking of running off and hiding in a cave, then find gnomes.

I like gnomes. Can you tell?

This is the list I was going to use for Maque, a rp that I gave up on but kept some stuff for. I spent so much time on little details that I forgot to make a decent story for it.

Random nothings:

Bar wrench – 10 to 50 gold. The cheaper they are the higher chance of a disease.
Drink – 2 to 8 gold
A room – 10 to 25 gold a night


Weapons:

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Armors:

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Mounts:
Horses are for speed, but the others can fight back.

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Albert Wesker wrote:

It's funny that we're all waiting cause we don't know whaddafux is going on.

-_-

I've noticed a disheartening trend in all of my RPs.

99% of the time, with the exception of the two groups that split off in SoS1, all of you guys have a tendency to just stick around my character making small talk and waiting for the next important thing to happen.

I always assumed this was because I made a big deal about the storyline in my first RP and how it shouldn't be messed with or deviated from. This no longer bothers me. The storyline can always be written to curve around/integrate unexpected things you people can and should come up with.

- Want a massive earthquake to rip a huge hole in the earth? Go ahead.
- Want an army of orcs to invade from the south? Go ahead.
- Want the western vampires to revolt and go on a killing spree? Go ahead.
- Want to make a bigass monster leap out of the woods and try to kill us? Go ahead.
- Want to come up with your own villains and storyline? I encourage you to do so.
- Want your own character-relevant-events and NPCs? I don't see enough of this.

Now I'm not saying that you should make crazy random unexpected things happen, like an army of angry green bears, I'm just saying that you people should try harder to make this RP your own.

Most of the time, I feel like I'm the only person determining events. If that were my goal, I'd just write a book.

Come on people, throw me a curve ball. A good one.

I wandered off and got into a lot of trouble in SoS1. I remember I fought with you the entire rp, and was sort of hoping to get a free ride this rp.

I do have a sort of theme I want to hit with my Jester, so I'm sure I can make up something for him to do.