Things You Don't Like

I hate it when all of trigs avatars look like shemales.

Nah, I'm not a very hateful person. In fact, I only hate ten things in the entire world.



1. People who use vertical emoticons like "^.^ -.- >.> T.T" The only exception is "o.o" and its variants, such as "o.O" and "O_O"

2. The graphics of Megaman 8.

3. People who wear band shirts, or any other article of clothing that expresses an opinion with words or pictures.

4. Butthurt emofags with "terrible" lives. They COULD have turned their unwarranted unhappiness into something productive, and become a killer badass like Rambo - or if they lack the ability to be manly - Heero Yuy or Leon S. Kennedy. Instead, we have depressing depressed people that delight in making goth uncool.

5. People who talk about smoking pot. If you smoke it, that's perfectly fine. Just don't TALK about it. The reason being is that it's impossible to talk about it without sounding like a faggot. It's rather embarassing when somebody you know starts talking to you about it in public, forcing you to look like a realcoolguy by responding. The only exception is when everybody in earshot smokes it, and there's no chance of anyone eavesdropping.

6. People who say "Cool Story Bro" for any reason. If you find the story boring, just move on. No need to be a dick about it. I expect one of you will do so to this very post. In response, I suggest that you suck or at least lick upon the base of my testicular sack.

7. Lolcats with proper grammar.

8. Religiously intolerant folks. Elitists in general.

9. Darkdiamond.

10. Spiders.

I hate spiders like SHIT. You also hate me, #3.

Also, they see me manning my automobile.
They are prejudiced.

You hate me for #1 and 3. QQ

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Oh yeah. #1 too, Trig. ;-;

Luckily, I like more than I hate about you two. Therefore, I won't lay eggs in your colons out of spite alone.

Bawwwwwwww!

Edit: Haters gon hate.

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Kanden: I'm surpriesd no one's said that so far. XD

Also, I hate it when a they label a crime a hate crime for no reason.

I notice a lot of hipster black folk do that.

Trigger wrote:

8. Religiously intolerant folks. Elitists in general.

Does this include me hating every single Jehova's Witness for trying to force feed their fucking bullshit by coming round my house at 2 o fucking clock in the morning to tell me that I am wrong and they are right while continuously quoting the bible which and then when I tell them theres no need to quote the bible as i've read the bloody thing (which I have) they decide that that makes me a Christian. I'm being serious one of the pairs that came around thought that just by reading the bible I was a Christian. If anything it made me believe in the existence of god less.

Also I hate people who take a quote and make a story out of it.

Dolphins.

The Moomins.

Anyone who usurps Babar the Aristocratic Elephant.

Forums, chatboxes and other over-socialized wankery.

People.

Animals who think they are better than me.

Mirrors.

Particular Oxymorons, and the spoons who believe in them.

Mywaste, twatter, facefuck, and any other global systemised IBM-esque architechture which believes it can systhesize my soul into a vitual program for on-the-fly mass control, controlfreak wargaming.

Historians who incessantly fellate the Greco-Romans.

Spiritual Luddites.

The fact that pornography makes you into a hermaphroditic arse-bandit powertard.

The gender deformed.

A significant number of people on Dead Frontier, for being obnoxious impolite illiterate retarded sheep-like fuckwandas with no respect for anything.

I hate not knowing what women are thinking. If I did, my life would be a lot easier.

I don't like people.

I don't like Jen/Annette, yet she's one of my better friends.

When people post things in one part of the forum, when they clearly belong in another.

*Sparta kicks into Rant*

When my threads are sparta-kicked into other boards >:l

when people fail to lernhowtopostinproperplaces:D

You could have gently pushed it along... ;-;

Myself

Anime, in general.

Men.

My period.

Girlfriend's period.

When flirting is denied.

Catholics.

Baptists.

Mormons.

When I comment flirtingly about someone's ass, and she takes it that I called her fat.

When a fat person thinks I flirted with them, and tries to flirt back.

People who I dont know acting like they know me.

I'm ALL OF THE ABOVE D:

Somehow >.>

I don't like anime.

Snooty employed people who thrive on a wacky superiority complex.

The Dell corporation.

1. The blindly religious

2. People who plan to go nowhere in there life and in effect bring down the lives of those who are trying to do something.

3. People who believe that by race or religion, they are superior.

4. People who mark something off as bad without ever having tried it. (Usually goes hand in hand with 1.)

5. Extreme homosexuality (I've never had a problem with a guy being gay but if he wears tight pants, talks like a woman, and flails his hand like a twig in the wind, chances are I hate the shit out of him.)

6. The color pink

7. Extreme obesity

8. All the in-style music of the world

9. People who don't stand up for what they believe in

10. Lies and secrets