My sister might be able to make signatures for Umbrella.

What can we bribe her with?

She accepts pretty much anything for her work. She accepted cookies through the mail once.

She's excellent with Photoshop, I have faith that she could make outstanding signatures.

This just in: I have spoken with her, and she has agreed to make signatures for us.

She needs to know how many signatures and what you need in them, though.

She usually charges $5 each (Yes, this is how she makes her living right now) but she's able to do a package discount, and I'm her brother, so it shouldn't be nearly as much.

Also, I'm paying, but if you want to help out with that, she has a paypal account you can give some money to.

She's capable of doing pretty much anything, but here's what she's drawn and posted on Deviantart so far: http://full-metal-wolf.deviantart.com/gallery/#_browse

I really should sit down and talk with her, I'd like to see if she could teach me some new
tricks. :3

down birk, down!

HB: not that I'm calling you out, but I think you have a better idea of what we need in terms of the rank sigs. (And if you have the pm I sent you describing my sig idea, forward it along as well. I can't find it.)

Imp wrote:

down birk, down!

Abuh?! What why must i get down? D: I'm only talking bout photoshop tricks

Riiiiiiiiight Birkin...

Hahahaha!


I will post it here as well for you all. Correct me if I made a mistake.


CEO- The leader or leaders of Umbrella.

Buckaroo Banzia's request: I leave most of the layout and everything up to the artist's discretion, but the perfect sig for me would include my name, 'Buckaroo Banzai', my motto: 'No matter where you go, there you are.', the umbrella logo, and my 'Umbrella CEO' rank.

If you're feeling inventive, include an image of my persona (Buckaroo Banzai the fictional character) in it somehow, but do not sacrifice a professional, no-nonsense look.

My request: Also include my name and CEO rank. Like Buck said, the layout and such is up to you generally. For a picture maybe some badass guy that looks like a boss of some-sort? Or maybe some demon. Just find something cool. Also please include the Umbrella logo. I would prefer darker colors like black and red.

Executive: The co-leader of Umbrella.
We do not have one right now, but Include the Rank name and Umbrella logo. The art and such is solely up to you.

Economic Chairman: The leader of our Economics section.
Dalton217's Request: Username*: Dalton217
Category*: Signature
Artist*: Ace Sharpshooter
Signature Type*: Transparent Background Signature
Preferred Color: Red, Black, possibly White
Added Info*: Umbrella Corporation, Economic Setion Administrator, "You can regret your descion to Hell!"
Pictures:

Researcher: The think-tank of Umbrella.
For this I would like some sort of scientist as a picture. Black, red and maybe white for colors. Include the Umbrella logo as well in this and the rank name.

Employee: The common staff of Umbrella.
Umbrella logo, rank name, black red and white colors. Find a suiting picture I guess.

Security Administrator: The Boss of Umbrella's Military infrastructure.
Biohazard123's request: I not too sure but what I would like
The Main Colors Black and Red, and some white
Umbrella Symbol on the top right corner, not too small not too big
A USS Agent standing to the left, if possible him holding a M60 if not have him with his arms crossed
On top of the sig have it say "Military Administrator" and in small letters under it have it say "Head Of Umbrella's Military Sector" or something similar

U.S.S. Agent: The "Umbrella Security Service" are the elite special forces of Umbrella.

For this I would like the Umbrella logo, red black and white colors, and one of the most badass soldier pictures you can find. Include rank name.

U.B.C.S. Commando: Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service, mercenaries and war veterans trained by Umbrella. They are the backbone of Umbrella's military might.

For this one I would like the same as the U.S.S. Agent, but with a semi less badass picture. Also include rank name.

Lab Experiment: These are the products of Umbrella's Research Division.

I would like a Zombie Coming out toward the screen in a way. Colors don't matter to much. Rank name included and such.

I would also like a poster for recruiting. Have an Umbrella soldier or Albert Wesker with the words "I want you!" and then in smaller text somewhere have "To Join the Ranks of Umbrella" or something like that. Black and red and maybe a bit of white for colors. Include the Umbrella logo.

i cant pay for one but can she draw furrys

fatalitywolf wrote:

i cant pay for one but can she draw furrys

No, because she hates them.

dam

Win wesker's sister is!

fatalitywolf wrote:

i cant pay for one but can she draw furrys

Even if she could, I'd brutally murder Wesker for feeding your disturbing fetish.

Aggressive hate towards furries baffles me. 'Disturbing fetish'? He hasn't mentioned that it's sexual in any way. How is that any weirder than the fact that members of this clan have sat down and spent hours creating D&D characters?

Jarki wrote:

Even if she could, I'd brutally murder Wesker for feeding your disturbing fetish.

Even if she could, I wouldn't allow it anyway. Not because you'd beat me, as scary as it is, but because I'd do the same to anyone who actually DID draw one for him.

Also, Penguin, he's posted... pictures...

Yiff pictures?

What's that glob of white stuff under the bear's eye?

Oh well. You wouldn't be the first member of UC to edit a severely inappropriate picture and use it as their avatar.

*Cough Furry>Beastiality *Cough*

Furry > Bestiality, indeed.

But still. The fact is that Fatality is seemingly... obsessed. And as Wesker said.. he's posted.. pictures...

Of himself in a fur suit, denying a horse its god-given right to an intact rectum? That might possibly be cause for concern.

Oh well. Perhaps I'm merely jaded on all things sexual. An hour on Google images with safesearch off will do that to you.

Anyway, my point is that owls are awesome, and should appear in every single UC signature, no matter how absurd.

furry is not beastie

fatalitywolf wrote:

furry is not beastie

A murderer isn't a rapist.

But they're both still terrible.

oh. snap.

Jarki wrote:

fatalitywolf wrote:

furry is not beastie

A murderer isn't a rapist.

But they're both still terrible.

Too far...

Penguin Hunter wrote:

Jarki wrote:

fatalitywolf wrote:

furry is not beastie

A murderer isn't a rapist.

But they're both still terrible.

Too far...

How so? 'twas a good analogy, imo.

Here, another one:

Burger King isn't McDonalds. But they're both still fattening.

Jarki wrote:

Penguin Hunter wrote:

Jarki wrote:

fatalitywolf wrote:

furry is not beastie

A murderer isn't a rapist.

But they're both still terrible.

Too far...

How so? 'twas a good analogy, imo.

Here, another one:

Burger King isn't McDonalds. But they're both still fattening.

Hmm...the difference here would be that murderers and rapists being bad is a universally accepted opinion. Furry hate is purely the opinion of an individual.