My sister might be able to make signatures for Umbrella.

Penguin Hunter wrote:

Jarki wrote:

Penguin Hunter wrote:

Jarki wrote:

fatalitywolf wrote:

furry is not beastie

A murderer isn't a rapist.

But they're both still terrible.

Too far...

How so? 'twas a good analogy, imo.

Here, another one:

Burger King isn't McDonalds. But they're both still fattening.

Hmm...the difference here would be that murderers and rapists being bad is a universally accepted opinion. Furry hate is purely the opinion of an individual.

Iunno, I'd like to shake the hand of the man that rapes Osama Bin Laden.

Also, something tells me the cultures that promote rape and murder are more numerous than the ones that promote dressing up as a giraffe and nailing other such folk.

true.

Penguin Hunter wrote:

Jarki wrote:

Penguin Hunter wrote:

Jarki wrote:

fatalitywolf wrote:

furry is not beastie

A murderer isn't a rapist.

But they're both still terrible.

Too far...

How so? 'twas a good analogy, imo.

Here, another one:

Burger King isn't McDonalds. But they're both still fattening.

Hmm...the difference here would be that murderers and rapists being bad is a universally accepted opinion. Furry hate is purely the opinion of an individual.

Same with bestiality.

XD

Jarki wrote:

Penguin Hunter wrote:

Jarki wrote:

Penguin Hunter wrote:

Jarki wrote:

fatalitywolf wrote:

furry is not beastie

A murderer isn't a rapist.

But they're both still terrible.

Too far...

How so? 'twas a good analogy, imo.

Here, another one:

Burger King isn't McDonalds. But they're both still fattening.

Hmm...the difference here would be that murderers and rapists being bad is a universally accepted opinion. Furry hate is purely the opinion of an individual.

Same with bestiality.

XD

...Touche'

If Jen were here, she'd kick all of your asses, fondle Jarki's ass, make me cook her somethng, borrow some money from me, and wander off again into the sunset.

I would also like to proclaim my moral & ethical superiority over the undesirables.

*starts huffing kittens*

I agree with pest, we should release the kraken.

Wesker,

I am very curious with the nature of this suggestion. I believe that a professional signature service would be entirely wanted. As such, I myself might indeed be willing to pay for this service. However, before I make such a move, it is important to me that I talk to the creator, your sister, about the basis of this contract.

As such, I propose that your sister and I exchange numbers to further this arrangement. Forthwith, I propose that we also exchange basic information, such as names, personality traits, living locations, favorite colors, ect.

If above circumstances are met favorably, I suggest that your sister and I meet in person to flesh out the properties of a perfect signature. Perhaps this can be accomplished over a seafood dinner?

I digress. If supplied with even an email address, I would be delighted to begin discussions with your sister. Of course, this matter will remain completely professional. I hope that in the future after a few meetings, your sister would consider moving the business to a better location, say an apartment. If needed, I would be able to move in to act as a supervisor, ensuring that the signature business is successful.

Thank you again Wekser, for this business opportunity with your sister. Your sister can contact me, herself, via this website.

Sincerely yours,

Konstantine

HellBlaze wrote:

I agree with pest, we should release the kraken.

I shall summon the mighty space kraken.

Is... is the karken Jen?

I hope to hell not. But the possibility isn't absent.

Dumbo El Magnifico wrote:

Is... is the karken Jen?

They DO share common traits...

For example, regenerating tentacles.

Oh god what.

We... are very fucked.

good thing those tentacles can't be used to rape me. I reproduce asexually.

Oh, but they can.

I suppose I should fill out a form >.>

Pest02 wrote:

If Jen were here, she'd kick all of your asses, fondle Jarki's ass, make me cook her somethng, borrow some money from me, and wander off again into the sunset.

Oh how I miss her. :'(

Really now, none of you have problems with furries, right?

the tentacles will aid her by helping her slip a coat on, for it is brisk outside...right?





right?! D:

Annette wrote:

Really now, none of you have problems with furries, right?

You're mistaken.

Aye,

I have seen the Kraken.

It's tentacles nearly took me boat.

I lost all me men that day.

I... laughed. I laughed very very hard at that.

HellBlaze wrote:

Oh, but they can.

But-but... ASEXUALLY!!!

*sobs uncontrollably*

Konstantine wrote:

Aye,

I have seen the Kraken.

It's tentacles nearly took me boat.

I lost all me men that day.

I loll'd

then i thought of this:

Quote :

Aye,

I have seen the Kraken.

It's tentacles nearly took me boat.

I lost all me SEmen that day.

i lol'd so hard that it could be heard within the deepest depths of Mordor.