Pokemon!

Bidoof is the only decent one outta what like 200 failures.

As it was said Gold and Silver was the end of the golden age of pokemon.


Next thing you know they are gonna start using diseases for pokemon. Heres some examples of what i expect in the future

Malerioid - Bug/Poison
Herpalita - Poison/Fire
Poliosis - Rock/Ground

If you can get the references to those i give u props, a cookie, and a good laugh

I shall have Tsutaja and I shall name him Kusanagi.

I shall have a Tsutaja and name him "Tasteh Pork"

In every pokemon game (besides yellow) you get to choose a starter. Typically i go for looks, but i also go for the final eveolutions. Here's what i would go with

Charmander - 3
Squirtle - 1
Bulbasaur - 2
Blastoise is the only one who can endure a long fight agaist just about every type.Charizard has been the favorite of many but he is actually pretty helpless (though he can learn fly)

Cyndaquill - 2
Totodile - 1
Chicorita - 3
Water still holds the reigns but this time grass is the weak link. Besides healing powers Magneium is a bit of a shmuk

Torchic - 1
Mudkip - 2
Treecko -3
Both Blazekin, and Swampert are very good. Swamp loses though giving water their first loss cause even though its only weakness is grass, theres alot of those in the gameand his moves are too basic. Where Blazekin gets a pretty good array of weapons to deal with his weaknesses directly usually going first.

Chimchar - 3
Piplup - 2
Turtwig - 1
Well Grass finnaly gets a win. Tortetra is built like a tank like Blastois once was, and he gets all the goodies grass and a few ground moves. Tortera is a beast, but piplup is just cute. Chimchar is a joke.

Pokabu - 3, a Pig not rally my thing
Mijumaru - 1, as far as first form starters go, the otter wins. It'll prolly have ice moves too.
Tsutaja - 2, im guessing the snake humanoid is gonna have a badass final evolution

My final conclusion:
Fire - 8 points
Water - 13 points: winner
Grass - 9 points

Water has always seems to have the edge over all other starters stat wise, resistance, and move wise. Grass taking 2nd just barely. Another trait that make those two superior is water gets to know surk and other HM's which are very useful. Grass can usually cut, but thats mainly for short cuts. Fire is always having to grossly overpower a pokemon or hanging back, they are are just too darn weak to just about every common element in the game.

Who knows when Black/White comes out maybe the little pig can pull out a win over the grass pokemon this time.

Other than G/S, I think grass usually gas the most attractive starters.
This time around though, fire is looking mighty appealing.

So i been playing pokemon Emerald, and i have to admit its not all that bad. YOu get some good 2nd gen and 1s gen pokemon early so your not screwed with the 3rd gen failures.

Only thing is i cant decide on a Fire type...

Blazekin
Pros:
Very Good Stats
Starter Pokemon
Learns BlaZe Kick which criticals often for 140-150 damage, and Sky Uppercut

Cons:
You have to choose between Flamethrower or Blaze Kick

Assesment:
I can teach it Flamethrower or FireBlast with a TM after alot of gambling den action to make up for Blaze Kick. Or i can give it the devasting Overheat from the gym that dishes out 140 damage with 100 acuracy, but it greatly drops special defence. Plus is ability aloows it to add 1.5x damge to its fire attacks if his health hits 1/3 remaining.



Torkoal
Pros:
Very Tough Physical Defence
Learns Flamethrower, Smog, Fire Spin, Body Slam and Heatwave

Cons:
Slow
Very Weak to water

Assessment:
Torkoal can dish out alot of punishment while surviving. If you Poison an opponent with smog, cause a Burn, and use Fire Spin thats 3 times an opponent gets hit plus you can use Body Slam to Paralyze or Heat wave for a 4th attack. But most fights end in 3 hits anyways



Camerupt
Pros:
Strong Physical Defence
Learns Earthquake, Eruption, Rockslide

Cons:
Very Weak to water, being both ground and fire.
Slow

Assesment:
Eruption is one badass move, 150 Damage, 100 accuracy, gets stronger as Camerupt takes damage. That move is the crem-de-la-crem of fire attacks. If it Crits omg the rapage. Plus Earthquke!?! He's a beast! Only thing is he's not a Team Player. both moves would demonlish any partner he goes in with besides a flying type with earthquake. Eruption can only be used 5 times.


its a tough choice indeed. Im leaning towards Blazekin or Torkoal, they both look pretty awesome, but Camerupt looks like a retarded camel

Also with the ammount of 2vs 2 fights Camerupt is a double edge swrod with his attacks, even though i could teachit flamethrower

erm wtf

BAHAHAHA!

Red/Blue <333

Greatest ever.

anyone rember when u could got to japan and get a custom made pokemon

Sorry Wolf, but Pokemon don't really exist. I know this may be hard to believe, but it's true. I'm sorry.

lmao thats awesome, and i think i know what site thats off of too.

dont feel too bad though in sliver/gold he is the new Viridian Gym leader instead of Giovanni (the most sterotypical character ever. Italian Mob Boss)

so he manage to move out of piece of shit town, gt the top job there, and remember all those bitches he had on the show? Turns out he's living well while our hero from red/blue in silver/gold is hiding away in a mountain.

Pest02 wrote:

Sorry Wolf, but Pokemon don't really exist. I know this may be hard to believe, but it's true. I'm sorry.

screw u! there was a time were u could go to japan and get a custom made Pokemon for u game they even gave u a trading card

Demon Eyes Kyo wrote:

while our hero from red/blue in silver/gold is hiding away in a mountain.

Only to inevitably be defeated by a wigger in shorts, with way less experience.

Lol yea. My Eevee's kicked his ass all over the place

Also you can get real life pokemon you just have to hold a cat still dye its fur purple and shave it to look like espeon

In the first 4 generations, the trainers you play as were all meant to be 10 years old. However, in generation 5, they're meant to be older.

The male trainer looks like a stoner.

The female trainer looks like a whore.

<3<3<3 Gen5 already

lmao nice. Too bad i wont be aorund for it

New black/white poke'mon released today: http://www.serebii.net/blackwhite/pokemon.shtml

This looks like it may be my least favorite generation...I'm having a hard time finding ones I like. And what the fuck at this being the THIRD generation in a row to have a fire/fighting starter.

Daikenki and Kokoromori seem to be my favorites so far...

Zekrom looks the most badass of them all.

What's with the first pokemon being before any of the starters?

Speaking of which, I absolutely LOVE the starters this time around! In fact, I dare say Daikenki is even cooler than Blastoise.

Once again, I'm picking water. Only in Gold/Silver did I ever NOT pick water, and that's because Typhlosion was a freaking badass.

14 years, and still no grass starter has caught my eye, though I did pick Turtwig the first time I played Diamond. Restarted by the fourth badge, though.