The Button Game

*preses 'start button game button'*

You are now playing the game.

I press the banana button

Pest runs in and murders Z with his banana phone for remaking this topic.



I press my computer's power button.

You computer now has unlimited power. It takes over the world and makes you it's butt-slave.

I press the ethnic button.

Abraham Lincoln pimp slaps you

I press the waffles button

vincent runs in and covers you in syrup

i press the wtf button.

* i run in with an ak47 an start shooting at every one wtf that mother fuckers*

i press end the world butten

What is this game...?

some ome says what the button dose the u press a button

every one in the world stares at you andd you die of shame

i press the tv button

u rent a film take it home sit down with ur famliy and friends to watch it it turns out to be gay porn u famliy and friends are shocked and u feel ashamed

i chose zombie butten

You get bitten multiple times by a zombie, and you die, turn into a zombie, then bite yourself. Again. And Again. And Again. And...


I press the 1337th button from the right.

a 7 year old kill u on a game online on while playing a xbox360 scream abuse at u that he killed u and ur a nooob and he pwnd and ownd u and he is 1337 even thou it was his only kill of the game and the only kill he will every get


i press the butten to jarki's room

Access is Denied.

I press the Dark Room button.

all the lights go out u pass out and are woken up by syn (he got no cloth on when he dose) u yell holy shit and saria recuse u by be heading syn

i press my imaganer friend butten

All of your "friends" disappear.

I press the Ticklish button.

you suddley start feeling liek you being ticled it gets worse and worse untill you die screaming in lautheter

i press the broken button

Someone you don't know makes a pun regarding your broken grammar.



I press the button that is really a lever.

you pull the lever and a giant anvil smashes you on the head.

i press the button button.

First off, fail. He didn't pull a lever. He pressed a button that is really a lever! Shame! Fail!

Second off

A giant button falls ontop of Imp, flattening him.

I press the Lock Button.

You lock this topic 800 pages from now because your mean! D=




I press the Send button.

The post you were typing is posted. See? Hah! Told you.

I press the Draft Button.

your drafted into the candian miltary, good luck

i press the MARSOC button

MARSOC dies, because quite frankly, they can't survive against Jarki, who just pulverised them all with her Gatling Toaster.

I press the "Old Umbrella where Konny and Austin invaded Jarki's Room" Button

they break it your room and you epcially pwn them wit the powers you get fron being in your room

i hit the control fu button