The Button Game

*nothing we notice happens*

i press the "self destruct, press this and there is no going back, not even a speshal password that stops this" button on the gattling toaster

There is no such button. You were pressing my forehead D:

Presses the button which informs you that the Gatling Toaster is indesctructable.

nothing happens for every thing has a spot that will lead to its destruction

press the button that starts speach lead by adrmal ackbar, on the auslt on the gattling toaster

The Gatling Toaster quickly decimates all forces capable of destroying it, in which Admiral Ackbar shouts, "IT'S A TRAP!!!!"

I press the Chicken Is Damn Tasty button.

You get a cookie in front of you with Chicken flavor

I press the "Toaster" button

Explosive pieces of toast fly into your eye, making you cry D:

I press the Salad button.

a giant cuts you up and adds you to his salad

i press the "snail invasion" button

I eat the salad, wishing there was cake

Presses "the cake is a lie" button

I sue Z for copy write infringement.


I press the 'Syn' button.

syn gets banned for trolling

i press the "call the power rangers" button

the trolls have been saved from syns reign. lucky trolls...

I press the "synabun" button

nothing happens, but the word synabun being looked up in the dictiorny

i press the we have "30 min to disarm the nuke" button

You now have 30 seconds to disarm the nuke. 27. 26. 25. 24...

I press the cancel launch button.

you press the button next to the "cancel launc" button there are 10 seconds left 9. 8. 7. 6.

i press the "were doomed" button

Captain Awesome throws his cape over us all, and we are saved.

I press the Awesome Cape button.

I win.

Jarki loses

I press the coffee button

A cup of coffee appears in front of you

I press the "I WANT PIE" button.

Pie is smashed in your face.

I press the Lulz button.

you can never laugh agian

i press the half life 3 button

You get a half of a life to live

I press the new glasses button

(Phoenix Down)

They pop out, but fall down and shatter on the ground.

... There's no button...

*Presses the 'Create-A-Button' button*

A genie appears and makes your three greatest fears come true.

i press the rape button

the genie rapes Dumbo.

*presses the ultimate battle button*