The Button Game

Umbrella Explodes

I press the "...the world is all a stage..." button

every bodie in U.C. or has ever been apart of U.C. get on a stage the whole world ca see and start dancing, and those who were perma banned die horble dancing related deaths

i press mod button


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I mod your post.

I press the Sammich button.

You receive a nice sandwich with mustard and cheese, possibly turkey.

I press the button below the stalker button, but above the happiness and sunshine buttons.

You are stalked by a creepy clown who believes the whole world should be filled with happiness and sunshine...and Big Macs.

I press the Mute button.

Noone in the world can speak.

I press the 'Snooze' button.

*alarm clocks start ringing all throughout the world, and a masked man runs around, pressing the snooze button on all of them*

*presses the 3Oh!3 button*

The Yu-Gi-Oh! theme song plays continuously in your head.

I press the 404 button.

*Interwebs crash all over the world*

*Presses the Dell Service Center button*

you call up up, but theres no anser at the phone, they are to scared of people with out the intweb s to talk

i press the "pulls the plug on the internet moden and wait ten seconds before puting back in" button

you lag shoot 5 people on a FPS game.


i press the "random" button.

u get rape by 12 random moster imagand by a crazy person

i press " i sell my sole to fatalitywolf butten"

you sell wolf your shoe in exchange for his life savings.

i press the "bad spelling" button.

your spelling becomes so bad it makes me seem like a scholler

i press the "reasie the g virus button (Gansta virus)" button

yo ge sho by a black person in a driv bye.

i pres the the"jarki strikes back" butn.

*rasist

all of the sudden the world turns into star wars with jarki as darth vader and she pwns the stupid rebals

i press the "return of the (insert name of person you think would best play luke here)" button

trigger bursts in to save the beatufiul princess leya(konny) from darth vader.

i press the"luke and princes leya smex scene" button.

A large censored mark appears on your TV monitor.

Also, you feel disgusted with yourself.



I press the "This topic isn't the same the second time around" button.

you blow up

i press this topic is awsermer button

this topic eats all the other topics.

i press the "spell check" button.

you are forced to write a check for $2000000 to the spelling foundation

i press the "congo line" button

everyone gets behind the skirt wearing freaky hat wearing konny and congo's.

i press the "omg he doesnt have a shirt on i'm blind!!!" button.

you wake up in a mental hospital compalianing of a guy with no shirt on

i press the nuke button

a nuke destroys dead frontier.

i press the" oh no" button.

*Jarki wonders in her head, "Oh no...how could this get possibly worse? Pengy was right!"*

*presses the "Mod Only" button*

I win

I press the Austin Powers button