Chat Quotes

Jarki wrote:

Bahahaha, you're lucky you weren't here for some of the... previous, awkward things that were on Chatbox. Just ask Pest. :3

If I had saved all yours and Saria's romance quotes, I could have make a love story and made millions. Curse my insight!

...Great.

sinisterdachsund: Mmmm.. Lemons..
sinisterdachsund: Wellp, I'm hungry
sinisterdachsund: So I'm going to go eat everything ever, now.
sinisterdachsund: Beating everything. Brb
sinisterdachsund: Eating*
sinisterdachsund: lol
imperiator2: ...
sinisterdachsund: Epi typ
sinisterdachsund: epic typo*

I didn't laugh

SettingSun wrote:

...it's not private time.

Konny is watching me on web-....
Nevermind

It puts the lotion on it's skin, else it gets the hose again.

Konstantine wrote:

SettingSun wrote:

...it's not private time.

Konny is watching me on web-....
Nevermind

It puts the lotion on it's skin, else it gets the hose again.

Yes.
Yes it does.

RequiemSickle (7:29:13 PM): YOU'RE A GIRL WHO WAS BORN IN 2004?
Lazlow 2004 (7:29:59 PM): que?
RequiemSickle (7:30:08 PM): "opeth makes me wet"
Lazlow 2004 (7:30:12 PM): ah
Lazlow 2004 (7:30:28 PM): no, im a dude who was born in 1989. they still make me wet.
RequiemSickle (7:30:37 PM): how
RequiemSickle (7:30:45 PM): they make your BUTT HOLE WET?
Lazlow 2004 (7:31:01 PM): no, improper wiping makes my butthole wet
RequiemSickle (7:31:22 PM): so how did you get wet
Lazlow 2004 (7:31:34 PM): v_v
RequiemSickle (7:31:42 PM): only girls can get wet
RequiemSickle (7:31:48 PM): honestly you are a failure
Lazlow 2004 (7:32:19 PM): if you've never been with a girl before i understand how you can think that
Lazlow 2004 (7:32:29 PM): one day youll know how it gets wet

[fire_angel]: where do you guys think is better canada or Usa
[kittiecat]: Hello?
[Mearick]: wow put that back in the attic son, thats an antique
[Savid]: Is the game to everyone's liking?
[RobRoman]: canada
[halogamer]: Hey whats up?
[fire_angel]: USA USA
[jmarsh7]: usa
[Mearick]: CANADA
[RobRoman]: usa doesnt even have health care
[Yule]: my population is downward !! What I can do ?
[fire_angel]: usa is better
[Lafsalot]: usa
Lord Tajec gained 10 Napoleon's Diary(worth 300 Cents) from Amulet!
[jmarsh7]: the only good thing about canada is the maple syrup
[fire_angel]: usa is free
[flamemynx]: greetings all - if you want/need help give me a Whisper or mail and i'll try to help
[Vixn]: lower taxes
[blunder]: but we have enough guns to take care of our old!
[Padraig7]: if you need a job... Canada
[RobRoman]: usa will be dead in 10 years because of voracious spending
[Mearick]: Canada!
[kittiecat]: Can 1 of u talk 2 me
[Egdirb]: maple syrup and niagara falls
[Kevlor]: enough of canada
Lady Bluelady gained 1 Senior Medal Box(worth 240 Cents) from Amulet!
[fire_angel]: USA USA USA
[Kevlor]: but you gotta say ayep!
[Yule]: One thing USA is better is WAR
[lord rogzy]: canada sucks man i rather live where were i'm rite now which is USA
[RobRoman]: I will give u that, nobody invades like the USA
[Mearick]: with all those fat chickls
[RobRoman]: USA does have the highest obesity rate
[Padraig7]: disarm then attack... the american way
[Yule]: USA ot invade...DESTROY anything
[Kharev]: Yeah, we eat well.
[xeonevi]: it all north amaerica
[Mearick]: CATHOLICISM IS THE SAME AND ISLAM
[xeonevi]: spelling sucks tonight
[jmarsh7]: screw catholicism
[Egdirb]: it always sucks
[Palaxius]: decrease your taxes
Lady Riou gained 1 Adv Tax Policy(worth 280 Cents) from Amulet!
[Verdin]: <3
[Nuttyrat]: they are all fary tales anyway
[Yule]: sorry it's a game or discussion politic here ?

This place gives me a very bad impression of all of you. Awkwardness.

Good.

We're quite a fucked up, not so serious place most of the time.

Enjoy your stay.

Parcher wrote:

This place gives me a very bad impression of all of you. Awkwardness.

Your avatar gives me a bad impression of you.

In a delightfully creepy way.

Reviving thread.
https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img18/7172/lolzx.png

Lol "I didn't know Raiden from MEtal Gear was pronounced Ridin'"

How else would you pronounce it?!

I got pretty confused when Raiden from Mortal Kombat was pronounced Raydin' though.

I also thought that both were pronounced Raydin...

Hai = Hi

Bai = Bye

And yet Wai = Way

And Rai = Rye and Ray.



It doesn't make sense!!!!

[05:14:00] @ W.Birkin : I am bitterly dissapointed with my arm's lack of endurance for hours of vigorous shaking, swishing and jerking -.- I cant play more than an hour and a half without feeling as if my arm will fall off




*giggles uncontrollable*

:o we were totally talking about the Wii.

......Nice.


EDIT: Found the epic old quotes.

LIES!!! keep that in you're private life. XP

These are from Urban Dead.

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Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles looks a little bit under the weather.*" (9 hours and 26 minutes ago)

Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles deserately hopes somebody can Snoodle him back to health.*" (9 hours and 26 minutes ago)

Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles wants to thank Sirs for the good touches.*" (7 hours and 2 minutes ago)

Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles gently cups Sirs muff and whispers naughty things into his ear. Sirs seems to like what he hears as he starts breathing heavily*" (7 hours and 1 minute ago)

Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles gives Sirs a playful peck on the cheek before scampering away.*" (exactly 7 hours ago)

Tyras the Tyrant said "Looks like you have an admirer, Sirs. I hope you and it will be happy together." (5 hours and 17 minutes ago)

Sirs said "Yeah, er, I give first-aid to however needs it... including the odd balls...." (23 minutes ago)


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SenisterDenister said "Friends, I am no public speaker like my leige, Ron, but I can damn well try. We are surrounded on all sides by a green menace. Yes that's right, Martians. They might have those high tech saucers, but we've got the Wrath of Odin!" (20 hours and 25 minutes ago)

SenisterDenister said "Since we've got no where to go in a hurry, let's do things right. Go to Giddings, get some scotch, and get ready to wrap those little green boogers right in their Jack Johnsons! For Glorious Battle, we wage our holy war on Mars and beyond!" (20 hours and 22 minutes ago)

SenisterDenister said "Oh wait, someone just told me we're fighting the undead. Did we kill the Martians that fast? Good job people. Damn good job. Well, now that we've accomplished that goal I've got a new one." (20 hours and 20 minutes ago)

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Masturbating Zombie said "Dr. Frostbourn thanks for the heals. Let me shake your hand." (8 hours and 23 minutes ago)

Masturbating Zombie said "Sorry about that, let me clean that off for you." (8 hours and 22 minutes ago)

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# Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles spots a spicy wolf hiding in the confessional*"

# Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles likes the fuzzy wolf, grooooowl. Snoodles likes*"

# Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles drags were1wolf from the back of the church by his tight tight blue jeans.*"

# Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles can't help but notice the manly package encased within the denim prison. Rip, claw, rip. Snoodles releases the man sausage from the blue jeans*"

# Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles likes what Snoodles sees.*"

# Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles starts rubbing his furry panda ramrod against the delightful werewolf winkydoodle. Growl.*"

# Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles can't hold back from the rink of passion any longer. Snoodles growls victoriously as he and Were1Wolf ejaculate simultaneously.*"

# Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles giggles innocently, only now noticing the shocked congregation, and the slightly stained pes he and the wolf have left behind.**"

# Snoodles the Panda said "*snoodles scampers away blowing Were!wolf a kiss. Snoodles appreciates another fan of Snoodling, even if he may be a lycanthrope*"

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# Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles smells the musky odor of pure animalian sexuallity coming from the foodcourt. Snoodles spies a sexy sexy WhiteBadger hiding in the Wonton Factory.*"

# Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles moves his fuzzy black and white rump over to the hot carnivore. Snoodles loves a bit of interspecies homosexual action.*"

# Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles starts by rubbing the little Badger behind his ears. When WhiteBadger growls his implied consent Snoodles begins to rub WhiteBadger on the belly, slowly working his paw southward.*"

# Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles encourages the hot hot mammal to explore the panda groinal area with his muzzle. Snoodles has finally parted the fur around WhiteBadger's hot genitals and is pleasantly surprised at how well formed badgers are. Snoodles licks his lips.*"

# Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles starts fondling the badger-beefstick to full arousal. Snoodles is glad that WhiteBadger has consented to nuzzle his panda-wangdoodle because now they can rub johnsons and fulfill the search for snoodling.*"

# Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles rubs his beefy panda rod up and downthe stout badger pole. Snoodles grunts his aproval as the badger beats him to the finish line, ejacuating all over his shiny panda pelt.*"

# Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles is happy that whitebadger is a gentleman and will clean him with his tongue. Snoodles soon follows his example and erupts all over WhiteBadger. Snoodles may have found his soul-mate.*"

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Will Constantine healed you for 10 HP. (9 hours and 35 minutes ago) ...and again.

Will Constantine killed a zombie. (9 hours and 35 minutes ago)

Will Constantine said "I'm the hero of the day, right guys? I get no recongition as a survivor, geez. I'm going back to the mall to huff kittens. The orange ones fuck you up real good." (9 hours and 33 minutes ago)

^Konny Quote
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27.50 MHz: "I say, rollin' around, sittin' on dubs, cat like eye," (5 hours and 20 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "was high on shrubs, Coolin' in my Escalade," (5 hours and 19 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "Man I'm paid, I got it made, Take me to your special place," (5 hours and 19 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "Close your eyes show me your face," (5 hours and 19 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "I'm gonna ..." *static* "... on it." (5 hours and 18 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "Haters gotta hate, Lovers wanna love, I don't even want," (5 hours and 18 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "None of the above, I want to ..." *static* "... on you. Yes I do," (5 hours and 17 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "I'll ..." *static* "... on you, I pee on you." (5 hours and 17 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "I said yo body, yo body, Is a portapotty" (5 hours and 16 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "That was Pee on you by Dave Chapelle, requested by Ien." (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)

^Me
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Ien said "Who is Len? lol, no problem." (7 hours and 10 minutes ago)

Ien said "Oh yes, and you DJ Master Pest." (7 hours and 8 minutes ago)

Ien said "After you so delightedly told Havercroft that the songs you found at the back of your Cassete player was something I actually wanted you to play." (7 hours and 7 minutes ago)

Ien said "Move your Dead Bones by Doctor Re-animator." (7 hours and 6 minutes ago)

Ien said "Thanks, love yah." (7 hours and 6 minutes ago)

Ien said "Oh crap, sorry. Wrong perosn." (7 hours and 5 minutes ago)

Ien shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (7 hours and 5 minutes ago)

Ien said "My bad arf arf." (7 hours and 5 minutes ago)

Afghan Detainee healed you for 10 HP. (6 hours and 57 minutes ago)

were1wolf said "*Listens to arf arf* What's that boy?! Timmy's trapped in a well? Again? That boy never learns..." (5 hours and 42 minutes ago)

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Pest02 said "So, what movie ya watchin?" (53 minutes ago)

Pest02 said "*sits down* Want some popcorn? No? Fine." (53 minutes ago)

Pest02 said "*crunches unnaturally loudly* No Jenna, go the other way! You are going to die!" (52 minutes ago)

Pest02 said "Hey excuse me, I think I can see better over there. *moves around*" (51 minutes ago)

Pest02 said "Oh wait, my popcorn. *moves back, gets it, moves back*" (51 minutes ago)

Pest02 said "This is boring. *throws popcorn* I'll catch you later" (50 minutes ago)

Nickesty said "I don't remember getting the infection... what a bother..."

Nickesty said "That's better..."

The Inhabitant said "Well Nickesty, some infections take a while to show up. You may have gotten it weeks ago. Remember, don't be a fool, wrap your tool."

(@Mc-Taz) anyone know this IP? 206.204.10.200
(@Mc-Taz) i should hack the hacker trying to hack me
(+Tempus) omg dude, your a dumbass taz
(+Tempus) * Resolved 206.204.10.200 to security.symantec.com

<@Confessor> I remember one time in boot camp.
<@Confessor> When I tried to ask the RDC for a head call... 'bathroom break.'
<@Confessor> I forgot the 'call' part.
<@Confessor> I ended up respectfully requesting head.
<@Confessor> From my drill instructor.
<@Confessor> And thus ended any hope of a political career.

(FFM`Kaboose) lol im watching back to the future 3
(FFM`Kaboose) lol
(fatalitywolf) the game
(FFM`Kaboose) FATALITYWOLF YOU WILL DAAAAAAAAAAAI

^ my one

(Stueh) So you know how I started working at an all girls school?
(Stueh) Well
(Stueh) I had to see the school nurse for a checkup, as they's due at the start of term
(Stueh) She started asking me all these questions and putting it down on this form
(Stueh) and she goes "How tall are you?" and I reply "Limp or erect?"
(Stueh) She just grinned and said "limp please" so I said 178cm, then she raised an eyebrow and gigled, then asked "erect?" and I said "About 1 foot taller"
9Stueh) Then this horrified look just comes across her face, and I'm wondering, well, why is she so horrified if she edged me on?
(Stueh) Then I realised she's looking behind me... I turn around, and there's this group of year 11 students
(Stueh) I'm like "I'm talking about my height" and this one, with a big grin, goes "You grow a foot when you get a boner?"
(Stueh) "Yes I do and no you can't."
(Stueh) The nurse looked like she was going to fucking kill me XD

<dessin) I got a spam email about a week back that slipped through my filter
<dessin) usually they don't get through, I get maybe one or two every year
<dessin) so I open up the headers and it turns out there's a yahoo account as the reply-to
<dessin) figured it's a long shot but I emailed it saying "stop sending me spam, asshole"
<dessin) turns out this guy is a complete dumbass and actually put his real email in the reply to - emails me back saying "fuck you, I'll spam who I want" and asking how I got his email and shit
<iggi) lol
<dessin) so I checked the headers again and found the IP that the email was sent from
<dessin) did a geoip lookup and got a pretty specific location in london, and found the local exhange from google maps
<dessin) and it was kinda out of the way in london so the exchange maybe covered 600 houses or so
<dessin) so I print off like 1000 leaflets saying "there is a spammer in your area, if you have any information please forward it to the police" and stuff
<dessin) took a train to london, two bus changes to the area
<iggi) wtf hahaha
<dessin) went round and posted the leaflets through every house in the area
<dessin) anyway this morning I get an email from the guy asking how I found his house and begging me not to tell the police
<iggi) ROFL HAHAHAHAHA!!
<iggi) massive overkill man
<dessin) I fucking hate spam