[14:53:34] @ W.Birkin : I agree with Col, that guy. There's something funny about him
[14:53:36] Col Awesome : He refused when Ashley offered him Sex.
[14:53:45] Col Awesome : ASHELY
[14:53:58] @ W.Birkin : Ballistics
[14:54:04] Z 1 has joined the chat on Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:54 pm
[14:54:09] Col Awesome : Kinky.
[14:54:24] Annette : Well, after everything she put me through in RE4, I wouldn't screw her either
[14:54:33] Annette : I wanted her as far away as possible
[14:54:48] Col Awesome : It was kinda hot though
[14:54:53] Col Awesome : The way she shouted 'LEON'
[14:54:59] @ W.Birkin : Not to mention, there's no telling how long she went without a shower
[14:55:29] @ W.Birkin : I mean seriously. Did you see the stains in her panties? Gross D:
[14:55:57] Annette : I shot out her knees.
[14:56:03] @ Austin Powers : You people are f*ckin wierd. I hsould lock my doors
[14:56:07] Annette : And pushed her off cliffs
[14:56:13] Col Awesome : You should
[14:56:14] Annette : And into chainsaws
[14:56:17] Col Awesome : But it wont do anything.
[14:56:34] Col Awesome : I had a greek version of RE4
[14:56:37] Col Awesome : Dont ask >_>
[14:57:17] Col Awesome : I went insane and quit as soon as i got to the Chainsaw sisters
[14:58:14] Annette : I just saw a racist commcercial
[14:58:23] @ Austin Powers : Do tell
[14:58:32] * Z 1 yells pause
[14:58:37] Annette : Three black people were sitting on a stoop
[14:58:40] @ W.Birkin : But if you lock your doors Austin, how will I sneak into your room and watch you sleep at night?
[14:59:08] Z 1 : The same way I do, with a web cam set up in the corner of the room
[14:59:16] Annette : And the two girls decide to get an HIV test
[14:59:31] Annette : And they pull the guy with them
[14:59:43] Col Awesome : Hot.
[14:59:49] @ Austin Powers :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zui_Quan[14:59:51] @ W.Birkin : ! Brilliant!
[14:59:56] @ Austin Powers : most awesome Martial Arts ever
[14:59:58] Col Awesome :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8b5ruc_-E[15:00:19] * Austin Powers crys s;ilently at the invasion of his privacy
[15:00:41] Z 1 :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krav_Maga[15:00:51] Z 1 : Thats the most awsome martial arts
[15:01:27] Lestat Kolder : !
[15:01:38] Annette : I like Drunken Monkey
[15:02:17] @ W.Birkin : I like drunken bimbo
[15:03:21] Z 1 : Krav maga is cool in the sence that, its made for a person in a handicap sit, and has no rules of honor, if you have to jump on someones jewls, do so with extreme pred
[15:03:39] @ Austin Powers : Ya, but in Krav Maga you arent drunk.
[15:03:39] Annette : So...what's the next order of business?
[15:04:28] @ W.Birkin : Figuring out how too keep Sherry's virginity intact.
[15:04:45] @ Austin Powers : Shotgun. NEXT!
[15:04:52] Annette : In RE: DC you take taht away from her.
[15:05:00] @ W.Birkin : Keeping Austin's virginity intact.
[15:05:11] @ W.Birkin : So I've heard.
[15:05:11] Annette : Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
[15:05:18] Annette :
[15:06:33] @ W.Birkin : egads!
[15:06:41] @ W.Birkin : Trigger turns 18 in 14 days
[15:06:49] @ Austin Powers : He do.
[15:06:52] Col Awesome : Oh crap...
[15:06:52] @ W.Birkin : We can legally sodomize him then!
[15:07:01] @ Austin Powers : ...what?
[15:07:08] @ Austin Powers : What about my virginity?
[15:07:14] Z 1 : From what I hear you already failed with the first mission, seeing as you rapped your own daughter
[15:07:14] @ Austin Powers : Sodomizing!?
[15:07:43] Lestat Kolder : NOOOOOO!!!
[15:07:48] @ W.Birkin : You're going to stay a virgin, we need a small supply to sacrifice to the volcano
[15:08:00] * Austin Powers runs
[15:08:09] @ Austin Powers : I want to have seeeex!!!
[15:08:16] @ W.Birkin : It's not rape if she's not able to scream that it is
[15:09:00] @ Austin Powers : Ya it is
[15:09:36] Lestat Kolder : no its not thats why i go for the mutes
[15:10:28] @ W.Birkin : D=< it isn't
[15:10:49] Annette : I think sodomy is illegal in the state he lives in
[15:10:52] @ W.Birkin : you try yelling rape with a 5 inch thich tentacle shoved down your throat
[15:11:02] @ W.Birkin : then we'll take him to mexico!
[15:11:48] @ Austin Powers : Me or trigger? I don't want to be sodomized
[15:12:05] @ W.Birkin : We'll draw straws
[15:12:12] Annette : I have chocolate ice cream with hershey syrup and hot chocolate mix with chocolate sprinkles on top
[15:12:25] @ W.Birkin : lil stick trigger, big stick austin
[15:12:28] Annette : I like chocolate.
[15:12:36] @ W.Birkin : chocoholic
[15:12:53] Lestat Kolder : lets take austin to cancun and have a tranny sodomize him
[15:13:06] @ W.Birkin : no
[15:13:22] Lestat Kolder : awwwww fine i'll gp by my self
[15:13:33] @ W.Birkin : we'll take him to tailand.
[15:13:46] @ W.Birkin : just as many trannies, but also something for everyone
[15:13:57] Lestat Kolder : but they have all sorts of STD's their
[15:14:49] @ W.Birkin : Why do you think condoms were invented?
[15:14:50] Lestat Kolder : their aids melt through the toughest of condoms
[15:15:13] @ W.Birkin : I have the cure for aids
[15:15:17] * W.Birkin shows G-virus
[15:15:31] Annette : Birkin, you just want to be cheap
[15:15:47] Annette : In Tailand, a hooker costs less than a condom
[15:15:55] Lestat Kolder : we knew how that went last time birk
[15:16:14] @ W.Birkin : D: What's wrong with cutting down on company expenses?
[15:16:46] * Austin Powers cries silently
[15:16:48] @ W.Birkin : D= I have no idea what you're talking about
[15:17:07] * W.Birkin collects Austins' tears for his Martini
[15:17:08] Lestat Kolder : i dnt want to a sodomizing bear dammit
[15:17:20] * Austin Powers escapes by tunneling through the pipes
[15:18:25] * Austin Powers runs away from the anal rape compound of evil!
[15:18:41] Annette : This isn't the Shawshank Redemption. You can't escape through the sewers
[15:18:50] * Z 1 flis chopter down to the edge of clif
[15:19:05] Z 1 : GET IN THE CHOPPER, by jumping
[15:19:10] Lestat Kolder : i guess he hasnt found the hive i put down there yet
[15:19:13] Annette : Or Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater
[15:19:39] * Austin Powers jumps into the helicopter
[15:19:47] @ W.Birkin : Exactly, this is Deliverance.
[15:19:47] * Austin Powers pants, then high fives z
[15:19:54] @ Austin Powers : Thanks man. They were gonna rape me!
[15:19:58] @ W.Birkin : Austin, you's have a purdy mouth
[15:20:20] Col Awesome : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT
[15:20:22] * Z 1 has v-22 osprey convert to jet mode and flies away
[15:20:25] * Annette shoots packaged rape at Austin's helicopter
[15:20:28] @ W.Birkin : XD
[15:21:02] Col Awesome : My soul dies alittle everytime i look at this Chatbox.
[15:21:08] Lestat Kolder : HAHA epic rape
[15:21:15] Z 1 : AUSTIN GET ON THE TAIL GUN
[15:21:23] Z 1 : Its one of them new rail guns
[15:21:24] * Annette sends phallic shaped jets after Austin
[15:22:18] Lestat Kolder : Lestat using his awsome sniper skill shoots the base of tail gun
[15:22:19] Z 1 : Hey guys why are fuel tanker jets men
[15:22:23] * W.Birkin armed with semen shaped missles
[15:22:46] Z 1 : evasive maneuvers
[15:23:21] * Z 1 flys V-22 up to 40,000 feet
